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mmafiter
08-23-2002, 11:10 PM
SURE SIGNS YOU STINK IN BED!


After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in."

Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.

Actually answers when you ask, "Who's your daddy?"

Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire.

Only moans during commercial breaks.

Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay.

Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.

Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York.

You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show.

Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead.

During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda."

Has suddenly started making you pay in advance.

Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a .wav file.

Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too.

Keeps asking, "Are you sure you're not gay?"

Boredom? So that's why she keeps deflating.

Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.

Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better.

She yells out her own name.

Bangs her head on the headboard before you begin.:laugh:

bubbasr
08-24-2002, 12:20 AM
:laugh: :lol: :suicide: mmafiter you will be in deep sh-t when w8 reads this.

kuso
08-24-2002, 01:41 AM
I`m wondering if all these are from your personal experience mmafiter? :grin: :flipoff: :D

mmafiter
08-24-2002, 02:58 AM
Originally posted by kuso
I`m wondering if all these are from your personal experience mmafiter? :grin: :flipoff: :D

Well.......I did use this one when I was banging your sister!:flipoff::laugh::grin:

"Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along. "

david
08-24-2002, 07:35 AM
these are cool... Sad, but cool! :lol:

Scotty the Body
08-24-2002, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by kuso
I`m wondering if all these are from your personal experience mmafiter? :grin: :flipoff: :D

:lol: I was thinking the same thing, pore W8. :laugh:

Dero
08-24-2002, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by mmafiter
SURE SIGNS YOU STINK IN BED!


After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in."

Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.

Actually answers when you ask, "Who's your daddy?"

Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire.

Only moans during commercial breaks.

Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay.

Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.

Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York.

You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show.

Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead.

During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda."

Has suddenly started making you pay in advance.

Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a .wav file.

Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too.

Keeps asking, "Are you sure you're not gay?"

Boredom? So that's why she keeps deflating.

Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.

Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better.

She yells out her own name.

Bangs her head on the headboard before you begin.:laugh:
http://www.manifestation.org/~ill/images/funny/duh.jpg

bigss75
08-24-2002, 03:31 PM
HAHAHAHA

Bangs her head on the headboard before you begin is the best

david
08-25-2002, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by bigss75
HAHAHAHA

Bangs her head on the headboard before you begin is the best

Now why is that good Bigss?