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Big Danny
01-14-2010, 08:30 AM
I am very disapointed in my first cycle I only gained 2 lbs on a twelve week bulker. My gear was from a reputable source so I know gear was good.

I did 750mg Test Enth weeks 1-12
500 mg deca weeks 1-12
50mg winny weeks 7-12

Nolva for pct

I did not like injections so I drank it every week my freind said I could drink it he is a monster.
Anyways I think my gear is bunk and I complained to my source and they banned me off the board so now I am pissed that I was scammed.

Fuck this sucks

VictorZ06
01-14-2010, 08:42 AM
Wait...you only drank the winny, right?

Tell me you didn't drink the test and deca as well!

/V

Big Danny
01-14-2010, 08:45 AM
Wait...you only drank the winny, right?

Tell me you didn't drink the test and deca as well!

/V

Yes I drank the test deca I drew it up in a syringe and squrt it into the back of my mouth chased it with grapefruit juice.
At first I thought I was haveing a bad reation I had the runs and my stomach hurt. But went away after awhile.

VictorZ06
01-14-2010, 08:51 AM
http://www.blogcdn.com/nintendo.joystiq.com/media/2008/10/picard-headdesk-main99.jpg

No offense, but this has to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard here on IM.

You have been drinking deca and test for 12 weeks??? Doesn't work that way, son. Winny can be drank, NOT the test and deca. You just wasted a nice fist full of cash and juice. Do some research next time.

/V

quark
01-14-2010, 09:47 AM
:roflmao:
I'm sorry but that is the best one I've seen in quite a while...

Hammer-She-Rides
01-14-2010, 10:12 AM
If it was only that easy......

Mudge
01-14-2010, 11:39 AM
If you really drank the T and D, you wasted it.

Now you know why, you didn't do enough research (did you do any?) end of thread.

Mudge
01-14-2010, 11:42 AM
My gear was from a reputable source so I know gear was good.

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Anyways I think my gear is bunk and I complained to my source and they banned me off the board so now I am pissed that I was scammed.

You can't even make up your mind if you trust the stuff or not? You can drink winstrol and not the other items, otherwise nobody would be shooting it. Sure oil tastes nasty, but even if it was half as effective you would find a good portion of people drinking rather than shooting. We'd be making steroid shakes to cover up the taste.

MtR
01-14-2010, 11:51 AM
Yes I drank the test deca I drew it up in a syringe and squrt it into the back of my mouth chased it with grapefruit juice.
At first I thought I was haveing a bad reation I had the runs and my stomach hurt. But went away after awhile.


I'm brewing up a batch of special Kool-Aid that my buddy Jim Jones taught me how to make, I'll let you try it first to see if the results are what I'm hoping for.





All joking aside....you really are a fucking moron.

weldingman
01-14-2010, 12:22 PM
Somebody pulled a big rib on you pal. lmao

Big Danny
01-14-2010, 12:34 PM
This really sucks I paid $180 a bottle for each man oh man.
Guy at the gym said I could drink it.
Well live and learn.

Mudge
01-14-2010, 12:38 PM
Never self medicate just based on "one guy at the gym," look into things further on your own. Three possible guesses are, either he was getting a cut of the dough so he soothed your fears, maybe he thought you were talking about winstrol only, or maybe he has no idea himself.

Better luck next time.

MtR
01-14-2010, 12:45 PM
This really sucks I paid $180 a bottle for each man oh man.
Guy at the gym said I could drink it.
Well live and learn.


Good lord, I can buy just short of 4 bottles for that lol. So so so so happy I odn't have to deal with shady gym dealers.

weldingman
01-14-2010, 12:47 PM
Realy that would have been a great novice cycle, but damn dude. If your scared of pinns, then enhacing compounds arent for you. And like he said you got ripped on price to.

MtR
01-14-2010, 12:49 PM
Realy that would have been a great novice cycle, but damn dude. If your scared of pinns, then enhacing compounds arent for you.


Most of the guys who say they are scared of needles are the same guys who claim to be able to kick somebody's ass to the point of hospitalization. Hilarious

Lone Wolf
01-14-2010, 01:24 PM
Wtf!

Buzzard
01-14-2010, 02:42 PM
Man... I bet a Test/Deca/strawberry/banana smoothie would go down so good right about now.... Yum.

dave 236
01-14-2010, 04:07 PM
This one has to go in the hall of fame.

VictorZ06
01-14-2010, 04:36 PM
You have the potential of a future Darwin Award, congrats. You'll most certainly have my vote. lol

Anyway, off to do a couple shots of Jack and Tren. lol

/V

theCaptn'
01-14-2010, 04:58 PM
lol, this is the funniest shit ever!

Stick to NeoVar and Jerking Off!

heavyiron
01-14-2010, 06:20 PM
hahahahahaha

Lone Wolf
01-14-2010, 06:20 PM
You have the potential of a future Darwin Award, congrats. You'll most certainly have my vote. lol

Anyway, off to do a couple shots of Jack and Tren. lol

/V

You can drink tren??????

downtown
01-14-2010, 06:59 PM
Good lord, I can buy just short of 4 bottles for that lol. So so so so happy I odn't have to deal with shady gym dealers.

Almost 200bucks for 4 vials, F" that im glad ive switched sources, i use to have to pay that much and always felt ripped off no matter how well the cycle went.


BUT, I think he is joking, hes got to be. I have never seen/heard of anyone thinking or believing that you can drink test and deca. BTW there is an Oral tren now'a'days, its pretty harsh on the body though, and expensive no matter where you look.

weldingman
01-14-2010, 07:00 PM
You can snort anadrol & D-bol :wacko:

downtown
01-14-2010, 07:13 PM
yes you can, hell theres even t prop and tren ace nasal spray but its designed to be transported to the blood stream that way by carrier solution that its in. There are also transdermals for damn near everything, but drinking an injectable from of gear thats not orally active is complete non sense.

BTW i would NOT advise snorting drol or dbol, its just not a good practice to get into.

weldingman
01-14-2010, 07:16 PM
hahaha, god the people on here.

VictorZ06
01-14-2010, 07:24 PM
You can drink tren??????

Sure, with deca & Jack as a chaser though. :roflmao:


/V

Buzzard
01-14-2010, 09:18 PM
I'll have a double vodka & deca with a splash of testosterone... Cause I like to party.

ozjames007
01-14-2010, 10:16 PM
Vodka - Redbull n tran ace anyone?

Gazhole
01-15-2010, 02:44 AM
This is so hilarious i'm yelling Troll. This can't be real, can it? I mean, holy shit.

Supermans Daddy
01-15-2010, 04:00 AM
Homey, PLEASE say you're just bust'n a joke. You drank 6 grams of Deca, 9 grams of Test E, ( don't know if you dosed 50mg a week of winny which is way to low a dose or 50 mg a day which is a bout right unless you are Andreas Munzer) I don't think I've ever heard anything like this before ( and I've heard alot). If you are serious then thats not as funny as it is scary crazy.I would have to believe that as Mudge said, the guy that told you to drink it must have assumed that you knew he meant the winny, because honestly it's pretty common knowledge. Damn you drank over 15 grams of non oral AAS!!!! Bro all due respect, you need to leave the game alone till you understand enough to not be a threat to yourself. It this point you are DANGEROUS to you. Work the protien and vits awhile before you really hurt yourself.I'm not gonna flame you, cause that shit is wack and grown men don't don't do girly shit like that, but damn you gotta be smarter than that when you play'n with your health and even your life. Things like this are some of the reasons juice gets a bad rep. Get some PH and do that while you get some solid knowledge under your belt . Where I'm from, they would say " don't fuck around, and you'll be around".

Pirate!
01-15-2010, 05:12 AM
We get this exact same post every year or two. It's hard to believe it is true.

Gazhole
01-15-2010, 07:00 AM
We get this exact same post every year or two. It's hard to believe it is true.

Has anybody ever tried to apply it topically instead of injecting?

Anybody tried to take Dbol as a suppository?


Somewhere out there, somebody has tried these things im sure.

juggernaut
01-15-2010, 07:38 AM
HOLY SHIT this is the dumbest fuck I've ever read!!!! I cant stop fucking laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

juggernaut
01-15-2010, 07:40 AM
Repped him for being profoundly stupid. :roflmao:

weldingman
01-15-2010, 01:19 PM
One of you moderator's shut this thread down for god sake.

SunAndSteel
01-15-2010, 02:55 PM
Profoundly stupid doesn't even begin to describe it.

martialartsman
01-15-2010, 05:41 PM
Am i stupid or is this a joke, not being funny how could anyone take the gear out with a needle and squirt it into there mouth? the sharp bit on the end is sharp for a reason......not sure what that reason is now though...lol

theCaptn'
01-15-2010, 05:53 PM
Has anybody ever tried to apply it topically instead of injecting?

Anybody tried to take Dbol as a suppository?


Somewhere out there, somebody has tried these things im sure.

Go over to AnabolicMinds. The AN reps over there regularly plug NeoVar up their arses - get's you jacked apparently.

There is one rep in particular, thinks he's a lion or sum10, name eludes me know, but rumour is he uses a toilet brush to ram all kinds of AN product up his pooper.

Go over to AN and ask. Tell them the DRSE sent you :kissu:

Mudge
01-15-2010, 05:55 PM
Remember peeps we aren't here to flame, we can read it and move on.

Thx thx