30 harsh things to say to a naked man!
> > > > >
> > > > > 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
> > > > > 2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
> > > > > 3. Why don't we just cuddle?
> > > > > 4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
> > > > > 5. Make it dance.
> > > > > 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
> > > > > 7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
> > > > > 8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
> > > > > 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
> > > > > 10. Oh no... a flash headache.
> > > > > 11. (giggle and point)
> > > > > 12. Can I be honest with you?
> > > > > 13. How sweet, you brought incense.
> > > > > 14. This explains your car.
> > > > > 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
> > > > > 16. Why is God punishing me?
> > > > > 17. At least this won't take long.
> > > > > 18. I never saw one like that before.
> > > > > 19. But it still works, right?
> > > > > 20. It looks so unused.
> > > > > 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
> > > > > 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
> > > > > 23. Are you cold?
> > > > > 24. If you get me real drunk first.
> > > > > 25. Is that an optical illusion?
> > > > > 26. What is that?
> > > > > 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
> > > > > 28. Does it come with an air pump?
> > > > > 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
>personality.
> > > > > 30. I guess this makes me the early bird.
> > > > >
> > > > > 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
> > > > > 2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
> > > > > 3. Why don't we just cuddle?
> > > > > 4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
> > > > > 5. Make it dance.
> > > > > 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
> > > > > 7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
> > > > > 8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
> > > > > 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
> > > > > 10. Oh no... a flash headache.
> > > > > 11. (giggle and point)
> > > > > 12. Can I be honest with you?
> > > > > 13. How sweet, you brought incense.
> > > > > 14. This explains your car.
> > > > > 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
> > > > > 16. Why is God punishing me?
> > > > > 17. At least this won't take long.
> > > > > 18. I never saw one like that before.
> > > > > 19. But it still works, right?
> > > > > 20. It looks so unused.
> > > > > 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
> > > > > 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
> > > > > 23. Are you cold?
> > > > > 24. If you get me real drunk first.
> > > > > 25. Is that an optical illusion?
> > > > > 26. What is that?
> > > > > 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
> > > > > 28. Does it come with an air pump?
> > > > > 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
>personality.
> > > > > 30. I guess this makes me the early bird.
I've never been told any of those. 
hahaha
