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Little Wing
02-03-2010, 01:13 PM
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise



I, the
Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,


P. Niss

The Response



Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
Raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
Reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do
Not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
Locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
Order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
The

Correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
The assigned task..

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
Exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,



V. Gina

min0 lee
02-03-2010, 02:00 PM
:lol:

FMJ
02-03-2010, 02:06 PM
Oh sure... Easy for V. Gina to ridicule! She's got the easy part, just lay back and relax! Why not try P. Niss' job for a while. Then she'll see what hard work is really like!

min0 lee
02-03-2010, 03:12 PM
Oh sure... Easy for V. Gina to ridicule! She's got the easy part, just lay back and relax! Why not try P. Niss' job for a while. Then she'll see what hard work is really like!
Looking at your Avatar and reading this.....I can really imagine you sounding like Patrick Star.

FMJ
02-03-2010, 03:17 PM
Looking at your Avatar and reading this.....I can really imagine you sounding like Patrick Star.

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: