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Mariel
08-29-2002, 11:20 AM
Ok so I woke up this morning and I go downstairs and my mom gives me a huge hug and tells me happy birthday.. then she said "I found your *ahem* gifts can you please get rid of them?"




Hehehe... funny shit that can only happen to me. The worst part is that my friends she-male pick-up bar porno was in the bag too so my mom probably thinks her daughter is a sick freak.

Dero
08-29-2002, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by Mariel
Ok so I woke up this morning and I go downstairs and my mom gives me a huge hug and tells me happy birthday.. then she said "I found your *ahem* gifts can you please get rid of them?"




Hehehe... funny shit that can only happen to me. The worst part is that my friends she-male pick-up bar porno was in the bag too so my mom probably thinks her daughter is a sick freak.
Oh no...Mariel w/o a vibrator...What you gwonna do???
Eh,Happy B.DAY to you!!!!Hope your day is going better then the begining!!!!
;)
Enjoy da rest of your day!!!!!!:thumb:

david
08-29-2002, 12:21 PM
I found my sister's once and while she was standing with Mom, I threw it at her and said, "what's this?" Then, I got the crap beat out of me by my sister. (I was 10 yrs. old!)

Scotty the Body
08-29-2002, 05:48 PM
As a parrent, I'd rather find that than drugs.

david
08-29-2002, 05:56 PM
Amen to that! So you wouldn't mind if your son through a 14" vibrator at you then? :lol:

bigss75
08-29-2002, 06:00 PM
Porno teaches what the parents forget. I say if my dad gave me some porno as a kid i would have been better off.

CRASHMAN
08-29-2002, 06:16 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! sorry for laughin

i've actully had my mom bring the wrong tape back to the video store (porno) and they opened it up to see if it was the right one and it said in big bold letters star fukers on it man did she ever go crazy after that one lol :D

CRASHMAN
08-29-2002, 06:17 PM
p.s. The clerk opened it :D

david
08-29-2002, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by CRASHMAN
p.s. The clerk opened it :D

:lol: was it yours?

CRASHMAN
08-29-2002, 06:25 PM
of course :D

Scotty the Body
08-29-2002, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by davidjasondean
Amen to that! So you wouldn't mind if your son through a 14" vibrator at you then? :lol:
Lucky for me, I only had (my wife I mean) Girls, and i don't mind if they turn out gay. :laugh:
Only down side is I think I'll join the army when they turn 14. :(

david
08-29-2002, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by Scotty the Body

Lucky for me, I only had (my wife I mean) Girls, and i don't mind if they turn out gay. :laugh:
Only down side is I think I'll join the army when they turn 14. :(


Too funny! :lol:

Burner02
08-29-2002, 07:15 PM
"I found my sister's once and while she was standing with Mom, I threw it at her and said, "what's this?" Then, I got the crap beat out of me by my sister. (I was 10 yrs. old"

****hey Dave---that whoopin' was worth the expression on your sister's face????
:eek2: :eek2:

seyone
08-29-2002, 11:01 PM
I remember when I was about 17 my parents got me a new bed. Under my bed is where I kept my porn collection. needles to say I was pretty embarrased when my mom found it.

david
08-30-2002, 08:52 AM
Originally posted by seyone
I remember when I was about 17 my parents got me a new bed. Under my bed is where I kept my porn collection. needles to say I was pretty embarrased when my mom found it.

Oh, c'mon! That the first place mother's will look! What you should've done was start collecting other magazines, like bodybuilding magazines and every so often in the pile, put your dirty magazines! That's what I used to do! :) I had them hidden when I was 17 and when I helped her move out of the condo 2 yrs. ago, I exposed them to her with a big grin and told her, "See, Mother's DON'T always know everything! :D :D :D

seyone
08-30-2002, 12:16 PM
I wasn't really hiding them and she wasn't looking for them. also they were vhs not magazines. as far as magazines are concerned I did the same thing you did.:thumb:

david
08-30-2002, 03:52 PM
VHS tapes are easy too. Think of some regular named movies, put a slant somewhere and that way you not that movie is not really that movie. Make sure it isn't a movie your mother wouldn't watch. Like, EVIL DEAD! :lol:

Scotty the Body
08-30-2002, 03:58 PM
Hehehehe, I can just see that one backfiring. :laugh:

david
08-30-2002, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Scotty the Body
Hehehehe, I can just see that one backfiring. :laugh:

Magazines are one thing.... VHS and walking in while Mom is watching them..... the expression on my face at that time would make your avatar pic seem pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALBOB
09-03-2002, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Mariel so my mom probably thinks her daughter is a sick freak.

Just out of curiosity, is she wrong? :D

SexyHardBody
09-12-2002, 04:37 PM
Well at least your mom didn't steal your's like my mom did. :eek:

Dero
09-12-2002, 04:46 PM
Look at her go,been here less then an hour and she's just posting like crazy!!!!
Hmmm,another one to join the rank of post-whore???:cool:

Burner02
09-12-2002, 05:07 PM
yo! Dero!
what's shakin', my canukian friend?

Dero
09-12-2002, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Burner02
yo! Dero!
what's shakin', my canukian friend?
Me!!!
Hop,hop,jiggle,shake,shake...
He,he...

Burner02
09-12-2002, 05:18 PM
damn, lay off the coffee then!

Burner02
09-12-2002, 05:19 PM
or become a better dancer, then!

Burner02
09-12-2002, 05:20 PM
um, wait a dam minute!
This IS a vibratore thread....you're not using.....no, Dero...you're not......
dude!
:eek: :eek: :D

ALBOB
09-13-2002, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by Burner02
um, wait a dam minute!
This IS a vibratore thread....you're not using.....no, Dero...you're not......
dude!
:eek: :eek: :D


EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! :barf:

I guess it just further proves my point. :(

Dero
09-13-2002, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by ALBOB



EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! :barf:

I guess it just further proves my point. :(
Ok,ALBURNT,let's have it...
What point is dat????
:rolleyes:

ALBOB
09-13-2002, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by Dero Ok,ALBURNT,let's have it...What point is dat????
:rolleyes:

That you're Canadian...............................which is synonymous for gay. :D

Dero
09-13-2002, 11:15 AM
Like I thought,you have no point,just a fantasy...:finger:

ALBOB
09-13-2002, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by Dero
Like I thought,you have no point

Haven't looked under my hat lately, eh? :spaz:

Dero
09-13-2002, 01:35 PM
That's the last place I wanna look...I'm staying away from you,gawd knows what will happen if I go there...
:p

Mariel
09-13-2002, 10:01 PM
If my mom ever stole my vibrator I would steal it back and cock-slap her with it on the highest power of vibrate so it got her more than once with one wack. That's just nasty right there...



Bzzzzzz bu-bu-bu-bang!

w8lifter
09-14-2002, 05:13 AM
Originally posted by Mariel
If my mom ever stole my vibrator I would steal it back and cock-slap her with it on the highest power of vibrate so it got her more than once with one wack. That's just nasty right there...



Bzzzzzz bu-bu-bu-bang!

But classic "mariel" lol :D

ALBOB
09-20-2002, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by ALBOB
Just out of curiosity, is she wrong? :D

Hey, you didn't answer my question. ;)