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GearsMcGilf
01-05-2011, 04:37 PM
For pain free ass fucking, especially during initial entry.

REDDOG309
01-05-2011, 04:37 PM
spit

Retlaw
01-05-2011, 04:38 PM
Vag jucie !

DOMS
01-05-2011, 04:42 PM
I'm assuming that you're serious since you're not posting in Anything Goes or the OC.

The answer is AstroGlide (http://www.astroglide.com/freesample.asp) (free sample link).

DarkHorse
01-05-2011, 04:44 PM
Anal Eze

SFW
01-05-2011, 04:44 PM
Vaseline

Simply_Michael
01-05-2011, 05:04 PM
anal eze will make it numb . but just use fingers and then anything not water based . vasline don't wash out well. trust me this is the best out there
Eros silicon

bigmac6969
01-05-2011, 05:06 PM
K-Y does the trick! Olive oil seems to work a little better

Built
01-05-2011, 05:13 PM
Just a gentle reminder to those of you who don't bareback - vaseline and other oils destroy condoms.

Retlaw
01-05-2011, 05:48 PM
Just a gentle reminder to those of you who don't bareback - vaseline and other oils destroy condoms.

Built whats a condom ? :hmmm:

Simply_Michael
01-05-2011, 05:53 PM
fan of bareback....

oh and the pull out method lol

Work IN Progress
01-05-2011, 06:15 PM
Anal Eze

Word.

Work IN Progress
01-05-2011, 06:17 PM
Built whats a condom ? :hmmm:

Condoms are for sailors and the homeless.

Built
01-05-2011, 06:20 PM
fan of bareback....

oh and the pull out method lol

Why pull out for anal? :hmmm:


Built whats a condom ? :hmmm:


Condoms are for sailors and the homeless.
:thumb:

GearsMcGilf
01-05-2011, 06:43 PM
I tried spit and was able to get in there, but it felt like I was just being jerked off by the spincter muscle. When I finally came in her ass tho, it was great and slid right in and out. Course, it was too late for much moar pleasure after that. Trouble is, I have to practically force it on her. She always resists and is totally unwilling to try anything outta the ordinary, including, but not limited to anal, beads, midgets, curling irons, homeless people, you name it. So, I just need something to make this as painless as possible. I wish there was something out there that contained a natural dilator. Or, if I had a 4" work like saney, it'd be easier.

I've seen astroglide at w-mart. But, where can you get anal eze?

Built
01-05-2011, 06:47 PM
Weird suggestion, but how about giving her a painkiller first? Anybody tried this?

GearsMcGilf
01-05-2011, 08:45 PM
Werd. Maybe some wine r sum10. I'd like something that'd mak it numb, but I'm fraid it would make my junk numb also.

SFW
01-05-2011, 08:47 PM
Just rub some ambesol on her asshole. Or give a quick shot of lidocaine/procaine right in her dumper using a slin pin. Or get her coked up.

Then pound away! :anal:

Nightowl
01-05-2011, 08:49 PM
My friends are quoting J-Lube...sorry the fellows are adding more,
Astroglide warming lube
gun oil force recon
tenga egg lotion

happy banging!

DarkHorse
01-05-2011, 09:00 PM
I've seen astroglide at w-mart. But, where can you get anal eze?

You can buy it at a porn shop or off the internet.

GearsMcGilf
01-06-2011, 07:52 AM
Weird suggestion, but how about giving her a painkiller first? Anybody tried this?

You know, you seem to have a lot of valuable knowledge in this area that you could share. You could be a valuable asset to me in this quest. Perhaps we could get together sometime and you could help me try out some of your techniques. Just let me know next time you're coming to Bama and I'll get a room. I may even buy some some dinner while your here. Not to mention, you won't even have to pay fr any of the lube. As always, GLYCH!

Nightowl
01-06-2011, 08:47 AM
You know, you seem to have a lot of valuable knowledge in this area that you could share. You could be a valuable asset to me in this quest. Perhaps we could get together sometime and you could help me try out some of your techniques. Just let me know next time you're coming to Bama and I'll get a room. I may even buy some some dinner while your here. Not to mention, you won't even have to pay fr any of the lube. As always, GLYCH!


I you could find quualudes you'd might have less of a pain issue. they were known as 714 lemon

someone did some research for the chemical compounds and this is what they found:

There are a TON of Lemmon 714's out there - but it's proven they contain high amounts of various benzos (diazepam, oxazepam, bromazepam, etc..)
Lube is great especially the warming ones, you might want to try muscle relaxers if your partner is having issues

another that is to be closest to these are: mandrix

CG
01-06-2011, 08:58 AM
Why pull out for anal? :hmmm:


:thumb:


You're my favorite. Like the best ever.

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CG
01-06-2011, 09:01 AM
Werd. Maybe some wine r sum10. I'd like something that'd mak it numb, but I'm fraid it would make my junk numb also.

It can actually, but not as numb as her. Buy online or at a pornshop. DON'T EVER EVER EVER USE WARMING LUBE FOR ANAL. IT FUCKING BURNS, LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING FOREST FIRE. Or so I've heard

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CG
01-06-2011, 09:02 AM
Just rub some ambesol on her asshole. Or give a quick shot of lidocaine/procaine right in her dumper using a slin pin. Or get her coked up.

Then pound away! :anal:

Hahahaha coke + :anal: how most guys get through NYU lol

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twstdn8v
01-06-2011, 09:31 AM
Gunoil best lube evermade

bio-chem
01-06-2011, 09:35 AM
For pain free ass fucking, especially during initial entry.

Saney was bragging that you like to take it dry :hmmm:

klc9100
01-06-2011, 11:33 AM
Why pull out for anal? :hmmm:


:thumb:

so you can squirt on her face, porno style

vortrit
01-06-2011, 01:33 PM
http://hartkeisonline.com/wp-content/uploads/butter.jpg

Nightowl
01-06-2011, 01:53 PM
http://hartkeisonline.com/wp-content/uploads/butter.jpg
that is even better an idea, for if you've got neighbors....there is no need to go to the porno store, just hit the neighbors up to borrow some butter.

:roflmao:

SFW
01-06-2011, 03:19 PM
^ shes a pro. She would know! trust me.

vortrit
01-06-2011, 03:31 PM
that is even better an idea, for if you've got neighbors....there is no need to go to the porno store, just hit the neighbors up to borrow some butter.

:roflmao:

gich!

Nightowl
01-06-2011, 04:57 PM
gich!

Hey, were still awaiting the topic's author with his over all evaluation, but indeed for those that are in a battle with time and monetary issues...I'd think you brought forth a winner:roflmao:

big60235
01-06-2011, 05:02 PM
http://service.jmslinks.com/WebService/ProdAdminImage.ashx?id=223By far the best all around lube you can buy. Spreads on real easy and will not drop on the sheets until you work it in for a while and it Vegan and Kosher safe. :ohyeah::ohyeah::ohyeah:

GearsMcGilf
01-08-2011, 01:43 PM
It's moot at this point. I tried again this morning. Things were going good, so i suggested we give it another shot. She gets offa me and says "nevermind, you just ruined it! Why are you so obsessed with this now." She even accused me of being interested in it because I must've done it with someone else recently, which I haven't. I told her I just wanna try some new stuff. But, as little interest in regular sex as she has, it's pretty much a lost cause. With the past gf, the passion was so intense that there wasn't any need to do anything outta the ordinary. But, she prolly would've, had I suggested it. That's just the problem with being married to such a cold fish.

I'm just in a bitchy mood and venting today. Who knows, could be the gears.

Built
01-08-2011, 01:47 PM
Get her off the Pill.

GearsMcGilf
01-08-2011, 02:09 PM
Hell, I wish there were a simple cause like that. She's not on any BC. I got snipped years ago. Maybe if she exercised, it might help to increase energy & libido. At this point tho, I don't even know if I'm interested in trying.

JLB001
01-10-2011, 09:39 PM
Sytem Jo.
System Jo Silicone warming lube (http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-lubricants/silicone-based/system-jo-silicone-warming-lubricant)

Machine455
01-10-2011, 10:03 PM
amile nitrate and astoglide

Built
01-10-2011, 10:09 PM
amile nitrate and astoglide

Repped! I was going to suggest poppers!

awhites1
01-11-2011, 12:44 PM
Spit

SFW
01-11-2011, 12:48 PM
what do poppers do?

Retlaw
01-11-2011, 01:01 PM
what do poppers do?



Come over to my house bro, I got sum for you ! You will see !

Nightowl
01-11-2011, 10:29 PM
what do poppers do?


Ammonitrate/ Rush? Locker room? This is old school, the stuff that is sniffed and you kill brain cells. The dizzy affect in your head and ultra sensitive with lights, used in the disco era, as well the feeling that your being whizzed in your head, your ears pop.

I can't give you too much more on this,but was very big in the early 80's. Goes well with sex too... many gay males were notorious for using it. (at least here in SF!)

klc9100
01-12-2011, 02:24 PM
http://www.autoconnectioninc.net/DaCart/images/449px-Envase_WD-40.jpg

GearsMcGilf
01-12-2011, 07:10 PM
I think ruphenol & astroglide is the only lube that's gonna work at this point.

hagaroids
01-16-2011, 01:55 PM
ass packing faggotry ITT

Thombert
01-16-2011, 05:13 PM
For real........there is this stuff called "Boy Butter". I imagine by the name it was made by a gay man. Anyway my wife bought it and loves it. It has the consistency of Crisco and it has a numbing agent in it for her ass. I'm a bit big, and this really does the trick. She not only can "stand it" but actually loves anal now. What sucks is the numbing agent works on you too, so use a condom. The good news is that she has gotten used to a good ass pounding and recently only needs her vag juice to get it going.

oufinny
01-16-2011, 05:28 PM
I have always been a fan of Wet lube and if you have any good silicone lube on hand, that works... and lots of booze so she can take it!

goodgodimugly
01-21-2011, 07:14 AM
Best lube is no lube. Learn to man up your bitch, dawg

manbag83
01-28-2011, 12:47 AM
hmmm?

manbag83
01-28-2011, 12:48 AM
http://roadmonster.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/castrol-syntec-photo-LARGE-LIQUID.jpg
This shit holds up for 60,000 miles!

blergs.
01-28-2011, 03:31 AM
olive oil, cheap and easy to find :-)

mp340
01-28-2011, 06:41 AM
All I can say my friend is that it takes a little warming up. If you really want her to let you do this you gotta go easy about it since she isnt all into it. She likes it she doesnt know it yet.

I would start it off with a massage and get her relaxed. And just start rubbing around it and slow but surely getting fingers in there so she makes the connection this isnt too bad and that way she loosens up. The problem is is she doesnt want to do it so she keeps it tight and she doent relax and it prolly hurts like a mofo.

So if you care about her feeling on it thats what I would do....

If not, caveman it. Knock her ass out and get to it! lol

sprayherup
02-04-2011, 01:36 PM
I tried spit and was able to get in there, but it felt like I was just being jerked off by the spincter muscle. When I finally came in his ass tho, it was great and slid right in and out. Course, it was too late for much moar pleasure after that. Trouble is, I have to practically force it on him. He always resists and is totally unwilling to try anything outta the ordinary, including, but not limited to anal, beads, midgets, curling irons, homeless people, you name it. So, I just need something to make this as painless as possible. I wish there was something out there that contained a natural dilator. Or, if I had a 4" work like saney, it'd be easier.

I've seen astroglide at w-mart. But, where can you get anal eze?

:roflmao:

Zaphod
02-04-2011, 09:23 PM
http://dartchan.org/imgboard/src/1288811952516.jpg

Kathybird
02-08-2011, 01:04 PM
Why pull out for anal? :hmmm:


Indeed.

KY Jelly. The body-heat-warmed kind. :clapping:

BTW... why would you want a lube that numbs? Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose? :hmmm:

Big Pimpin
02-08-2011, 01:12 PM
Anal Eze

stephfanny
02-09-2011, 07:12 AM
olive oil, cheap and easy to find :-)

I ABSOLUTELY agree!!! Use the extra light virgin olive oil...it has a very light taste to it, is nice and slippery, and doesn't burn when it's up inside either of my openings. Using this during foreplay is feesible because of the taste and then it makes the transition to getting pounded very seemless... :ohyeah:

Big Pimpin
02-09-2011, 07:41 AM
I ABSOLUTELY agree!!! Use the extra light virgin olive oil...it has a very light taste to it, is nice and slippery, and doesn't burn when it's up inside either of my openings. Using this during foreplay is feesible because of the taste and then it makes the transition to getting pounded very seemless... :ohyeah:


Should I ask how easy it is to remove from your "openings" after its all done? Seems like clean up on your side of things might not be easy. :thinking:

stephfanny
02-09-2011, 07:46 AM
Should I ask how easy it is to remove from your "openings" after its all done? Seems like clean up on your side of things might not be easy. :thinking:

It doesn't need to be "removed"...it is safe to be absorbed.

Big Pimpin
02-09-2011, 09:09 AM
It doesn't need to be "removed"...it is safe to be absorbed.


Ahh...so it doesn't hang around like vaseline.....

Buzzard
03-01-2011, 02:48 PM
Ahh...so it doesn't hang around like vaseline.....

Vaseline creates drag...

GICH!

stylus187
03-01-2011, 03:41 PM
For pain free ass fucking, especially during initial entry.
gasoline!!!

whitemike370
03-02-2011, 01:52 AM
cant believe this is really a topic

klc9100
03-02-2011, 01:42 PM
cant believe this is really a topic

stick around. you won't believe the shit that gets posted here, lol.

stylus187
03-02-2011, 01:53 PM
cant believe this is really a topic this is minor.. You havent seen shit. I still get shocked over some of the subjects. I think the worst one yet was, Amputee Chicks!! Thats just wrong!!!

fitnright
03-04-2011, 05:38 AM
stick around. you won't believe the shit that gets posted here, lol.

at least i learn something new...

Little Wing
03-04-2011, 05:57 AM
um not to point out the obvious but get her really excited first. being really horny makes pain not
so painful and lube her ass by eating it. it will also relax the muscle. you need to enter her really
slowly no matter what type of lube you use but once you're all the way in and take the first four
or five strokes you should be able to speed things up.

tell her this... baby, sweety... whatever she likes you to call her.... when we first met i couldn't stop
thinking about your ass. i love it nestled against me or when you're walking around the house... for
a long time all it takes is to look at your ass and i feel my cock wake up... so yea i'm kinda obsessed
with anal right now but i don't want to hurt you. i want to make it something we can both enjoy...

if she likes toys try getting her a cute little as in SMALL glass anal plug. try fucking her pussy doggy
style with the plug in... touch it wiggle it pull on it a little. get her used to associating anal and pleasure.
don't give up. rome wasn't built in a day. if you use sweet talk and charm she should be up to a good solid
pounding in a couple months. when she does agree to try it again reach your hand under her and play with
her clit while you're doing it. don't just focus on her ass.

Little Wing
03-04-2011, 06:15 AM
if you shop amazon at all they have a lot of very cute anal toys. have her look at some with you.

Amazon.com: Don Wand Glass Pleasure Plug, Clear: Health & Personal Care (http://www.amazon.com/Don-Wand-Glass-Pleasure-Clear/dp/B0019LWKVQ/ref=pd_sim_hpc_2)

Little Wing
03-04-2011, 06:23 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21UIhXYXlNL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41wEqRDtHlL._SS500_.jpg

klc9100
03-04-2011, 09:44 AM
um not to point out the obvious but get her really excited first. being really horny makes pain not
so painful and lube her ass by eating it. it will also relax the muscle. you need to enter her really
slowly no matter what type of lube you use but once you're all the way in and take the first four
or five strokes you should be able to speed things up.

tell her this... baby, sweety... whatever she likes you to call her.... when we first met i couldn't stop
thinking about your ass. i love it nestled against me or when you're walking around the house... for
a long time all it takes is to look at your ass and i feel my cock wake up... so yea i'm kinda obsessed
with anal right now but i don't want to hurt you. i want to make it something we can both enjoy...

if she likes toys try getting her a cute little as in SMALL glass anal plug. try fucking her pussy doggy
style with the plug in... touch it wiggle it pull on it a little. get her used to associating anal and pleasure.
don't give up. rome wasn't built in a day. if you use sweet talk and charm she should be up to a good solid
pounding in a couple months. when she does agree to try it again reach your hand under her and play with
her clit while you're doing it. don't just focus on her ass.



wow - my dick is hard now. that's good shit right there.

stylus187
03-04-2011, 10:33 AM
:kissu:
um not to point out the obvious but get her really excited first. being really horny makes pain not
so painful and lube her ass by eating it. it will also relax the muscle. you need to enter her really
slowly no matter what type of lube you use but once you're all the way in and take the first four
or five strokes you should be able to speed things up.

tell her this... baby, sweety... whatever she likes you to call her.... when we first met i couldn't stop
thinking about your ass. i love it nestled against me or when you're walking around the house... for
a long time all it takes is to look at your ass and i feel my cock wake up... so yea i'm kinda obsessed
with anal right now but i don't want to hurt you. i want to make it something we can both enjoy...

if she likes toys try getting her a cute little as in SMALL glass anal plug. try fucking her pussy doggy
style with the plug in... touch it wiggle it pull on it a little. get her used to associating anal and pleasure.
don't give up. rome wasn't built in a day. if you use sweet talk and charm she should be up to a good solid
pounding in a couple months. when she does agree to try it again reach your hand under her and play with
her clit while you're doing it. don't just focus on her ass. :callme::callme::callme:

gerard4864
03-08-2011, 06:54 PM
use a lil cocaine to numb it then astro glide fuck analeaze

mp340
03-12-2011, 07:51 AM
use a lil cocaine to numb it then astro glide fuck analeaze

Do you u rub the cocaine on it? LOL

pitbullguy0101
03-12-2011, 07:38 PM
i like to use her tears

phosphor
03-15-2011, 08:23 AM
http://countrystore.tabasco.com/images/03009-original.jpg

JerseyDevil
03-15-2011, 08:01 PM
um not to point out the obvious but get her really excited first. being really horny makes pain not
so painful and lube her ass by eating it. it will also relax the muscle. you need to enter her really
slowly no matter what type of lube you use but once you're all the way in and take the first four
or five strokes you should be able to speed things up.

tell her this... baby, sweety... whatever she likes you to call her.... when we first met i couldn't stop
thinking about your ass. i love it nestled against me or when you're walking around the house... for
a long time all it takes is to look at your ass and i feel my cock wake up... so yea i'm kinda obsessed
with anal right now but i don't want to hurt you. i want to make it something we can both enjoy...

if she likes toys try getting her a cute little as in SMALL glass anal plug. try fucking her pussy doggy
style with the plug in... touch it wiggle it pull on it a little. get her used to associating anal and pleasure.
don't give up. rome wasn't built in a day. if you use sweet talk and charm she should be up to a good solid
pounding in a couple months. when she does agree to try it again reach your hand under her and play with
her clit while you're doing it. don't just focus on her ass....and this is why we love LW.


http://countrystore.tabasco.com/images/03009-original.jpgUp to this point, this WAS my favorite lube, LOL

LightBearer
03-30-2011, 10:44 PM
Weird suggestion, but how about giving her a painkiller first? Anybody tried this?
or a muscle relaxer

SRX
04-21-2011, 03:16 PM
Vag juice

sp1q
05-11-2011, 01:14 AM
Astroglide is slicker than frog's hair!!

sp1q

tommygunz
06-01-2011, 04:23 PM
um not to point out the obvious but get her really excited first. being really horny makes pain not
so painful and lube her ass by eating it. it will also relax the muscle. you need to enter her really
slowly no matter what type of lube you use but once you're all the way in and take the first four
or five strokes you should be able to speed things up.

tell her this... baby, sweety... whatever she likes you to call her.... when we first met i couldn't stop
thinking about your ass. i love it nestled against me or when you're walking around the house... for
a long time all it takes is to look at your ass and i feel my cock wake up... so yea i'm kinda obsessed
with anal right now but i don't want to hurt you. i want to make it something we can both enjoy...

if she likes toys try getting her a cute little as in SMALL glass anal plug. try fucking her pussy doggy
style with the plug in... touch it wiggle it pull on it a little. get her used to associating anal and pleasure.
don't give up. rome wasn't built in a day. if you use sweet talk and charm she should be up to a good solid
pounding in a couple months. when she does agree to try it again reach your hand under her and play with
her clit while you're doing it. don't just focus on her ass.


Why pull out for anal? :hmmm:


:thumb:

Ya gotta love these two

BillHicksFan
06-01-2011, 04:44 PM
Apparently amyl nitrate works well but I'm not sure. It could be that they just pass out before getting a chance to complain. It's great stuff for both parties. Puts you in a different world. :ohyeah:

Amyl Nitrite | Drug Facts Sheets (http://yourroom.com.au/Drug-Facts-Sheets/amyl-nitrite.html)

grynch888
06-02-2011, 07:00 AM
um not to point out the obvious but get her really excited first. being really horny makes pain not
so painful and lube her ass by eating it. it will also relax the muscle. you need to enter her really
slowly no matter what type of lube you use but once you're all the way in and take the first four
or five strokes you should be able to speed things up.

tell her this... baby, sweety... whatever she likes you to call her.... when we first met i couldn't stop
thinking about your ass. i love it nestled against me or when you're walking around the house... for
a long time all it takes is to look at your ass and i feel my cock wake up... so yea i'm kinda obsessed
with anal right now but i don't want to hurt you. i want to make it something we can both enjoy...

if she likes toys try getting her a cute little as in SMALL glass anal plug. try fucking her pussy doggy
style with the plug in... touch it wiggle it pull on it a little. get her used to associating anal and pleasure.
don't give up. rome wasn't built in a day. if you use sweet talk and charm she should be up to a good solid
pounding in a couple months. when she does agree to try it again reach your hand under her and play with
her clit while you're doing it. don't just focus on her ass.

WoW. I'd eat your ass...:analsex:and then give it a good pounding.

salliann
06-06-2011, 01:45 PM
I like any of the WET product line. very good and does not fade quickly.

Sal

ladderman155
06-06-2011, 04:24 PM
my wife loves anal eaze

kaipo
06-08-2011, 11:09 AM
butter that is funny

crzyn8
06-14-2011, 07:34 PM
anal eaze and gun oil the perfect combo

Chimaltrufio
06-16-2011, 04:40 AM
Another vote for butter

scot smith
06-28-2011, 02:07 PM
anal eze

LittleV
07-11-2011, 12:09 AM
Silicone lube is actually pretty good to use for anal sex because it doesnt dry out quickly like water based lubes.

2003rita
01-05-2012, 06:26 AM
[yes, thanks

harmanrainu
01-28-2012, 10:41 PM
Oil reduces the friction hehehe lolz :roflmao:

ExLe
01-28-2012, 11:44 PM
Astroglide...

chadstallion
03-24-2012, 10:49 AM
SPUNK Lube & STR8cam Lube (http://www.str8camlube.com)
or astroglide.

senior316
03-24-2012, 04:03 PM
Warm bacon grease!! Makes it alot easier to make her take it in the throat for the money shot after ass-play!!

BFHammer
03-24-2012, 05:13 PM
um not to point out the obvious but get her really excited first. being really horny makes pain not
so painful and lube her ass by eating it. it will also relax the muscle. you need to enter her really
slowly no matter what type of lube you use but once you're all the way in and take the first four
or five strokes you should be able to speed things up.

tell her this... baby, sweety... whatever she likes you to call her.... when we first met i couldn't stop
thinking about your ass. i love it nestled against me or when you're walking around the house... for
a long time all it takes is to look at your ass and i feel my cock wake up... so yea i'm kinda obsessed
with anal right now but i don't want to hurt you. i want to make it something we can both enjoy...

if she likes toys try getting her a cute little as in SMALL glass anal plug. try fucking her pussy doggy
style with the plug in... touch it wiggle it pull on it a little. get her used to associating anal and pleasure.
don't give up. rome wasn't built in a day. if you use sweet talk and charm she should be up to a good solid
pounding in a couple months. when she does agree to try it again reach your hand under her and play with
her clit while you're doing it. don't just focus on her ass.

Damn LW your frigging awesome!! I'm going to have to go amuse myself now.

Amazon.com: Eros Platinum Super Concentrated Bodyglide, Latex Condom Safe , 100 ml: Health & Personal Care (http://www.amazon.com/Eros-Platinum-Concentrated-Bodyglide-Condom/dp/B0031ESU6S/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1332633679&sr=1-1)

silicone lube beats all hands down. I took my exgf from the nearly virginal girl who'd only ever slept with 1 guy and never masturbated to a double penetration orgasm machine.
Give a girl a bunch of orgasms before even thinking of going in the ass to relax her. Warm her up with a massage, licking, then even a rabbit vibe. That was the all star line up with the ex. Then after she was grinding and cumming on the rabbit the silicone on the ass and go to town. She'd explode once both ports of entry were filled up. Amazingly fun pounding her until she was an exhausted puddle who couldn't walk down stairs safely for a hour after.

http://www.therabbitvibrator.com/impulse-jack-rabbit-vibrator.aspx She burnt up 5 rabbits in the 3 years we were together, the impulse lasted the longest. She'd clench so hard when she'd mutiple orgasm she'd strip the gear that spun the head.

With a cold gal in bed like your saying I'd give tantric a shot and quit focusing on the orgasm and really connect.
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It sounds like it's not a technique or act that is keeping her from being affectionate. It's the connection she has with you that is missing something and thus turning her off. There is the usual 2 year honeymoon phase then things can go downhill fast if not property attended to.
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BFHammer
03-24-2012, 05:17 PM
Warm bacon grease!! Makes it alot easier to make her take it in the throat for the money shot after ass-play!!
Problem is I'd stop fucking her ass and go make bacon and omelet!!

hagan
03-24-2012, 05:31 PM
This thread had over 23,000 views. lol Vaseline is the best

senior316
03-24-2012, 06:17 PM
Problem is I'd stop fucking her ass and go make bacon and omelet!!puts a new twist on "pound of bacon" ..lol

Mr X
03-24-2012, 06:40 PM
Best lube is spit. Both for giving and taking.

dabubblebutt
05-24-2012, 05:05 AM
coconut oil.....

heckler7
05-25-2012, 02:01 AM
Wd40

colochine
05-25-2012, 02:09 AM
Dawn dish soap. Cleans it while
Lubing it can't get better than that!!


#GICH

colochine
05-25-2012, 02:10 AM
coconut oil.....

Ya don't say?

skinnyd
05-25-2012, 02:49 AM
Actually you guys CASH is the best anal lube.

colochine
05-25-2012, 02:52 AM
Actually you guys CASH is the best anal lube.

What you talkin bout willis?

stfuandliftbtch
05-25-2012, 03:01 AM
Oh, does you ass hurt?

colochine
05-25-2012, 03:24 AM
Oh, does you ass hurt?

What is your cats name?

colochine
05-25-2012, 03:25 AM
I need to know right MEOW!!!

skinnyd
05-25-2012, 03:44 AM
What you talkin bout willis?


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dabubblebutt
05-26-2012, 02:50 PM
yup....slips right in....and is also great for doing all over body massage...

newbee77
06-05-2012, 11:11 PM
OK, im a anal virgin and i seeing this guy for a minute and we went out last night and he is about 8.5 and thick.
I can't stand pain of any kind and i would like to know if there is any lube good for the pain of a virgin azz? I really
like this guy but don't want to go for a relationship until i know we can have sex where he can be pleasure too!

Zaphod
06-06-2012, 06:36 AM
OK, im a anal virgin and i seeing this guy for a minute and we went out last night and he is about 8.5 and thick.
I can't stand pain of any kind and i would like to know if there is any lube good for the pain of a virgin azz? I really
like this guy but don't want to go for a relationship until i know we can have sex where he can be pleasure too!

You need to be sure to get lots of saliva on his dick before he jams it in there. When he does you might want to bite the pillow, too.

Imosted
06-06-2012, 04:39 PM
OK, im a anal virgin and i seeing this guy for a minute and we went out last night and he is about 8.5 and thick.
I can't stand pain of any kind and i would like to know if there is any lube good for the pain of a virgin azz? I really
like this guy but don't want to go for a relationship until i know we can have sex where he can be pleasure too!

Nice first post lol

GetBig25
06-07-2012, 08:58 AM
fan of bareback....

oh and the pull out method lol

I prefer the push and pray method hahaha

Goldenera
06-07-2012, 09:26 AM
Lane change without signal usually works well lol.

Rednack
06-07-2012, 03:15 PM
OK, im a anal virgin and i seeing this guy for a minute and we went out last night and he is about 8.5 and thick.
I can't stand pain of any kind and i would like to know if there is any lube good for the pain of a virgin azz? I really
like this guy but don't want to go for a relationship until i know we can have sex where he can be pleasure too!

Jerry Curl works wonderfully well...

ACRay
06-07-2012, 05:46 PM
Powerade keeps the anal well hydrated:winkfinger:

Big perm
06-11-2012, 05:00 PM
run your tounge around it then start with the pinky finger and work ur way up to the thumd then lick that booty then slide ur cock in!!!!!!!!!!

heckler7
06-15-2012, 02:05 PM
OK, im a anal virgin and i seeing this guy for a minute and we went out last night and he is about 8.5 and thick.
I can't stand pain of any kind and i would like to know if there is any lube good for the pain of a virgin azz? I really
like this guy but don't want to go for a relationship until i know we can have sex where he can be pleasure too!if your boyfreinds dick is that big, your better off sucking it

Watson
06-17-2012, 06:34 PM
OK, im a anal virgin and i seeing this guy for a minute and we went out last night and he is about 8.5 and thick.
I can't stand pain of any kind and i would like to know if there is any lube good for the pain of a virgin azz? I really
like this guy but don't want to go for a relationship until i know we can have sex where he can be pleasure too!

since i can only assume this is a gimmick/troll account ill give u my super best secret advice

take ur guy down to the beach, lay in the sand, tell him, spit on it to start, then dip it in the sand, then ass, then sand ...........repeat until hes done!

Watson
06-17-2012, 06:35 PM
^countdown to getting deleted 10-9-8-7.......

AugustWest
07-10-2012, 10:34 AM
If shes rly having trouble, Anal Eze. it will numb her a little bit and help her relax.

Other than that i do the 1, 2 punch of a silicone based lube for a base coat then add a bit of AstroGlide.

AstroGlide is more slick, so it helps in the beginning but it dries/absorbs much faster since its water based. The Silicone based one wont absorb so it protects her from any "heat of the moment" tears when youve been pounding away for 20+ minutes.

Watson
07-11-2012, 04:40 AM
^ lmao u know alot, was u in prison? jk bro

AugustWest
07-11-2012, 08:52 AM
^^^ LOL, solid diss

i was lucky enough to date an anal queen for 3 yrs. my girl now isnt so fond so i rly gotta work at it

Pahlevan
02-20-2013, 09:09 PM
Mayonnaise.

stephfanny
02-25-2013, 06:13 AM
Mayonnaise.

Myself, I prefer olive oil. It is super slippery, yet doesn't have a bad taste! :winkfinger:

bdeljoose
02-25-2013, 06:50 AM
Spit is more romantic.

SmithWood
03-05-2013, 01:38 AM
I dont place any lubricate. I simply lick it and have my issue wet within the duct for a jiffy and insert it to the asshole. Natural lubricator from duct is that the best suggestion primarily based from expertise.

chadstallion
01-22-2015, 12:49 PM
SPUNK lube
http://youtu.be/dx8HYxeeOPk

KennyBest
11-16-2015, 07:32 AM
The best lubes for anal are the silicone based ones, if you wanna buy one - get a look on Edenfantasys, I bought a few there and it was great

solidassears
11-16-2015, 07:01 PM
OK, im a anal virgin and i seeing this guy for a minute and we went out last night and he is about 8.5 and thick.
I can't stand pain of any kind and i would like to know if there is any lube good for the pain of a virgin azz? I really
like this guy but don't want to go for a relationship until i know we can have sex where he can be pleasure too!

I can't imagine anything better than Liquid Silk; it''s a hybrid, water based with a touch of silicone; wonderful lube!

GearsMcGilf
01-09-2017, 05:03 PM
coconut oil.....

This. We've been using this lately and it's amazing! Another great thing about it is that it makes her asshole taste like coconuts afterwards (only eat it if I hadn't cum in there first).


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CG
01-09-2017, 05:35 PM
This. We've been using this lately and it's amazing! Another great thing about it is that it makes her asshole taste like coconuts afterwards (only eat it if I hadn't cum in there first).


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BadGas
01-10-2017, 01:09 PM
WTF.. it was all good til that last part. Don't you usually eat her ass before fucking it?? Maybe during..you pull out, go in for a couple of laps, then back to banging..

But after you fuck it, if you don't splooge in it, you eat it??? ..wtf...


This. We've been using this lately and it's amazing! Another great thing about it is that it makes her asshole taste like coconuts afterwards (only eat it if I hadn't cum in there first).


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GearsMcGilf
01-10-2017, 01:11 PM
I will go back and forth, hole to hole (I know you're not sposed to do that, but drives her nuts). I'll pull out and let her ride my tongue with her arse and eat it, then go back in for the money scene.


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CG
01-10-2017, 01:15 PM
I will go back and forth, hole to hole (I know you're not sposed to do that, but drives her nuts). I'll pull out and let her ride my tongue with her arse and eat it, then go back in for the money scene.


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GearsMcGilf
01-10-2017, 01:33 PM
Another awesome thing about ass fucking is that when ur cock reaches full hardness, you can actually brush the head against her colon or lower intestine, which stimulates her intestines to produce a natural intestinal lubricant and it feels like her ass is actually getting wet (super hot). With a pillow under her, you can even go anal in the missionary position. Once she's producing her own natural intestinal lube, you almost can't even tell if you're in #1 or #2 and she'll cum multiple times during anal, which means her pussy is a soppy mess afterwards and this creates a nice meal to sop up afterwards as a bonus . I literally have to swallow 2-3 times to finish. Lol


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skinnyguy180
01-10-2017, 01:40 PM
62885


She prefers spit......

NoOneAround
01-28-2017, 12:35 AM
bros, be smart don't use anything else than what is sold as lube for lubrication. there are lots of substances that can weaken/destroy your condom and than u r the one fucked - for life ;)

Rossman302
01-29-2017, 09:34 PM
Wet Platinum by far the best!!

Wilde
03-25-2017, 11:34 PM
Take your wife or GF and firstly make a warm-up vaginal exercise and when she is wet put some of her female juices on her anus. Go ahead.

Zaphod
03-27-2017, 02:25 PM
I just spit on your mom's butthole and that's usually good enough.