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BillHicksFan
04-09-2011, 07:45 PM
I banged a broad who had her rags on about five weeks ago and ever since then my dick has this repugnant odour about it that refuses to leave nommater how many times I scrub it.

She was bleeding a little and I didn't wear a condom. I was drunk and fall to sleep immediately after the champas popped (I know, I'm a classy cat with smooth moves ;)).

Now everytime I whip in out for a bitta LHJO I instantly get this gastly reminder of her stinking, wretched pussy, it's unavoidable. I wouldn't blow myself if it were possible.

I've screwed well over 500 different woman while living in S/E Asia :ohyeah: (mainly freebies :thumb:) and all I've ever caught was a healthy dose of crabs. I've never come across anything like this before.


1. Wtf have I got?

2. Wtf does she have??

3. Hft do I get rid of it?

4. Will jumping back on the meth pipe ward off any future viruses?

Little Wing
04-09-2011, 08:14 PM
blood would not do that. do you have any other symptoms?

Male Yeast Infection (http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_400/412_love_tip.html)

ManInBlack
04-09-2011, 08:17 PM
Jesus Christ man!

ROCK STEADY
04-09-2011, 08:26 PM
:hmmm:See a Dr..

BillHicksFan
04-09-2011, 08:33 PM
blood would not do that. do you have any other symptoms?

Male Yeast Infection (http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_400/412_love_tip.html)


Could be it LW however the only symptom I have is the foul smell, nothing else.
A guy commented at the bottom that he contracted a yeast infection and it made him tired. I've been really tired lately however I thought it was due to the gram of test and dbols I'm running weekly. My immune system is strong as I haven't been sick for years.

I guessing that this chick may have enough yeast in her vag to bake a loaf of bread. :thinking:

BillHicksFan
04-09-2011, 08:38 PM
:hmmm:See a Dr..

I'm too busy working to go and see a Doc about a smelly dick. :paddle:

Work IN Progress
04-09-2011, 08:40 PM
Everybody knows the smell of infection. If it smells like that then you have a problem on your hands. Well.... not your hands but.... Gross

Zaphod
04-09-2011, 09:07 PM
I'm too busy working to go and see a Doc about a smelly dick. :paddle:

If your dick isn't important enough to go see a doctor you have your priorities fucked up.

ManInBlack
04-09-2011, 09:17 PM
I love threads about smelly cocks

Kathybird
04-09-2011, 09:17 PM
If your dick isn't important enough to go see a doctor you have your priorities fucked up.

I can't fault the logic here.

ManInBlack
04-09-2011, 09:17 PM
Especially on a saturday night when im not drinking or spreading my man jam

KelJu
04-09-2011, 09:26 PM
Cheese Dick!


On a serious note, I humbly submit a small piece of advice to...




































































GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR!

ManInBlack
04-09-2011, 09:30 PM
its just a stinky weiner, nothing to get overly excited about

BillHicksFan
04-09-2011, 09:47 PM
Fuck it, I'll let this loaf bake a little while longer, might even stop showering and keep wearing the same jocks on until next weekend.
I live in a small country town and so I'm sure I could manage to spead some cheesy man-yeast around pretty damn fast. There'll be some fattys involved but that where all the action is and I'm prepared to take a few knocks to my self-esteem in the name of charatable STD donations.
Actually damn, that's where I contracted it to begin with! :headbang:

BillHicksFan
04-09-2011, 10:00 PM
I can't fault the logic here.


When my Doc is a cute little asian girl I'll be certain to designate a day off to go and get my penis inspected, she may even sniff it gently.:daydream:

Until then, I'll just do what anybody would do and post my penis problems on a bodybuilding forum.

ManInBlack
04-09-2011, 10:14 PM
Billhicks for fucking Prez!!!!!!

SFW
04-09-2011, 10:20 PM
Bill, its probablly yeast.


Also, the smell is more than likely permeating from your balls and not your weener.

My advices? Lose some blub....The fleshy folds of fat around your thighs are more than likely the culprit. Its a perfect breeding ground for such organisms. Spray your junk with lysol in the meantime...and try skipping the Five-Guy's lunches for a salad and a shake.


Oh and Bill....


GICH! :thumbs:

BillHicksFan
04-09-2011, 10:49 PM
Bill, its probablly yeast.


Also, the smell is more than likely permeating from your balls and not your weener.

My advices? Lose some blub....The fleshy folds of fat around your thighs are more than likely the culprit. Its a perfect breeding ground for such organisms. Spray your junk with lysol in the meantime...and try skipping the Five-Guy's lunches for a salad and a shake.


Oh and Bill....


GICH! :thumbs:

GYCH!

You gonna unblock me so I can see if you've got any pics of your wheelz? Last time I checked you hadn't. Do you even train legs? Just sayin' :thinking:

Five Guy's lunches? You yanks have everything. :daydream:

There's no blub on my thighs, pretty lean and solid in that department and as for my balls, the gram of test/week has sorted them out too.
It narrows it down to lysol, I'll check it out. I've never heard of it so I'm guessing its another yankie product that I'd have order from the other side of the planet.
You told me that you bulk on tren, donuts and anything else that's not nailed down! I'm still pissed about that.


Seriously though, unblock me. please. I wanna see who I gotta beat.


I'll let you smell my penis. :daydream:

HialeahChico305
04-09-2011, 11:11 PM
wash your hands before you wack off kid.

HialeahChico305
04-09-2011, 11:12 PM
cheese dick!


On a serious note, i humbly submit a small piece of advice to...

































































go see a fucking doctor!


+1 .

theCaptn'
04-09-2011, 11:35 PM
I love threads about smelly cocks

bwahaha! as do I!

If youre going to be a bareback warrior, be prepared for some funky germs kniggknogg!


. . sounds like you need to visit your doctor, seriously!

BillHicksFan
04-10-2011, 12:36 AM
. . sounds like you need to visit your doctor, seriously!

I'll try some hardcore exfoliation first before I go crying to the doc about a pugnant smelling salami. He'd have to do the smell test on me in order to establish an accurate diagnoses of whatever the fuck is.

For some reason I feel more comfortable telling you bunch of queers than to tell my doc. Honestly, I'm disappointed at most advise given as this place is homo central and you fags get all types off nasty shit (no pun intended). I thought you guys would not only diagnose me but give me the cure aswell.


She had a massive vagina too. If she didn't smell like China Town on a hot day I'd take her to Thailand and use her as a drug mule. She'd fit the whole pharmacy up that hairy pouch of hers.

theCaptn'
04-10-2011, 01:37 AM
so you'll be hitting it again then :coffee:

BillHicksFan
04-10-2011, 02:00 AM
so you'll be hitting it again then :coffee:

I'd definitely hit it with all 3 inches of your dick Captn'. You can expect to experience some serious fermentation over the following 6 weeks.
She added me to facebook and I'm considering asking her what exactly she has living inside her crotch.
She drinks a lot of beer so I'm thinking that maybe it's a build up of brewer's yeast of top of bad hygiene. She looked kinda cute when I was blind drunk however the next day I nearly died of fright waking up next to her. Sounds like she could be your type. :callme:

Edit: Breach in Captn' code #152. Any IM member must not make fun of the Captn' unless given approval my admin.
Penalty: The Captn' reserves the right to edit any IM member's posts in such a way that it makes the IM member appear to be extremely gay.

theCaptn'
04-10-2011, 03:20 AM
:lol: you're learning the rules young grasshopper :lol:

min0 lee
04-10-2011, 06:54 AM
Amputate.

dave.b
04-10-2011, 07:06 AM
well kid,,a little healthy FYI,, you might want to think about covering up,,and maybe put a little more time on screening these women your puttin the pipe too,,i meen just a couple of extra minutes is all???

BillHicksFan
04-10-2011, 07:27 AM
well kid,,a little healthy FYI,, you might want to think about covering up,,and maybe put a little more time on screening these women your puttin the pipe too,,i meen just a couple of extra minutes is all???


Condoms are for pussies and for people who already have AIDs. I screened this chick for hours. I had my beer goggles well and truly polished that night. :nerd:

Little Wing
04-10-2011, 08:36 AM
you need to at least go buy something like monistat that women use for yeast infections and put it on your cock and balls for a week or so. you don't need a prescription.

buff1
04-10-2011, 12:44 PM
you need to at least go buy something like monistat that women use for yeast infections and put it on your cock and balls for a week or so. you don't need a prescription.

Athletes foot spray or powder everyday for a month will do the trick.

Zaphod
04-10-2011, 02:18 PM
Amputate.

:roflmao:

jagbender
04-10-2011, 06:09 PM
I think you might want to try some Raid Kills bugs dead !

jagbender
04-10-2011, 06:14 PM
H-zbkos8GxA

manbag83
04-11-2011, 09:20 AM
Any other signs or symptoms?? Kinda hard to assist in a diagnosis and prognosis when all we have to work with is smelly meat, bro. lol

turbogoober123
04-11-2011, 09:27 AM
clean with pig blood

sprayherup
04-11-2011, 01:04 PM
You sure you didn't fuck a skunk?

What probably happened is that you fucked her while she had another man's dried up load inside her already.

That's what you are smelling.

GICH!

:coffee:

Crono1000
04-11-2011, 06:57 PM
Have you... I dunno... washed it in five weeks?

Crono1000
04-11-2011, 06:58 PM
H-zbkos8GxA

:rofl:

BillHicksFan
04-11-2011, 07:28 PM
Found out why. Problem solved. :thumb:

ManInBlack
04-11-2011, 07:31 PM
Don't hold out on us stinky!!

dave.b
04-11-2011, 07:36 PM
i think if it could it would,,your cock would kick you in the nuts!:pissed:

BillHicksFan
04-11-2011, 08:00 PM
Don't hold out on us stinky!!


:dont:

ManInBlack
04-11-2011, 08:12 PM
:dont:

http://www.intarnet.us/graphics/calling_bullshit.jpg

manic my friend
04-11-2011, 08:58 PM
H-zbkos8GxA

HAH! when i read op post this vid was the first thing that came to mind,. i love tim n eric show

KillahBee
04-12-2011, 02:09 AM
I'm no doctor, but my first thought is thrush (yes men get it too).

If a woman has thrush the vagina becomes extremely sore, kind of like friction burn, and she may bleed a little during sex because of this. If you have sex with a woman who has thrush, you may contract it and that means red raw dick and white discharge under the foreskin (if non-circ) that has a slight 'sex the night before' odor to it.

Easily treatable with OTC medication.

But do yourself a favour, go and see a doctor.

KillahBee
04-12-2011, 02:13 AM
Symptoms of thrush in men
Candida balanitis

The symptoms of candida balanitis (a fungal infection of the head of the penis) include:

* red skin around the head of the penis
* swelling of the head of the penis
* irritation and soreness of the head of the penis
* thick, lumpy discharge under the foreskin
* itchiness around the head of the penis
* an unpleasant odour
* difficult retracting (pulling back) the foreskin of your penis (phimosis)
* pain when passing urine
* pain during sex


Either that or you haven't washed your dick in weeks as already stated.

DiGiTaL
04-12-2011, 03:21 AM
I told him..to leave Snooki alone...ugh...

Matt in Reno
05-31-2011, 08:45 PM
Okay, someone needs to give this thread its own very special comedy award! Laughing so hard my eyes are watering!

And the more threads I read in the Sexual Health section, the better I feel about myself...I think I actually might be a fairly normal guy after all...

And as far as the OP's problem goes... three words for ya-- MILD... BLEACH... SOLUTION. Bleach will kill pretty much anything, and body odors are caused by microorganisms. Kill them, you kill the odor, or so the theory goes. MILD bleach solution, NOT pure bleach. Mix with water. Let us know how that works out. You malodorous pervert!

DEE151
05-31-2011, 08:56 PM
I banged a broad who had her rags on about five weeks ago and ever since then my dick has this repugnant odour about it that refuses to leave nommater how many times I scrub it.

She was bleeding a little and I didn't wear a condom. I was drunk and fall to sleep immediately after the champas popped (I know, I'm a classy cat with smooth moves ;)).

Now everytime I whip in out for a bitta LHJO I instantly get this gastly reminder of her stinking, wretched pussy, it's unavoidable. I wouldn't blow myself if it were possible.

I've screwed well over 500 different woman while living in S/E Asia :ohyeah: (mainly freebies :thumb:) and all I've ever caught was a healthy dose of crabs. I've never come across anything like this before.


1. Wtf have I got?

2. Wtf does she have??

3. Hft do I get rid of it?

4. Will jumping back on the meth pipe ward off any future viruses?
LMAO you got a dirty dick :roflmao:

Chubby
05-31-2011, 10:52 PM
I feel sorry for his girl friend:barf:

WideLoad
06-01-2011, 06:16 AM
i just joined. What is this

OTG85
06-01-2011, 07:07 AM
You are one sick bastard on the other hand does she have a sister?????? Did you lick it and maybe the smell is just your upper lip,goodluck.

BillHicksFan
06-01-2011, 06:34 PM
You are one sick bastard on the other hand does she have a sister?????? Did you lick it and maybe the smell is just your upper lip,goodluck.


As stated in this thread its g2g now. Its cured and it wasn't an infection nor an STD. Ive never caught an STD and god knows I've tried! I can't even believe I'm still alive myself. :ohyeah:

flexxthese
06-01-2011, 07:04 PM
As stated in this thread its g2g now. Its cured and it wasn't an infection nor an STD. Ive never caught an STD and god knows I've tried! I can't even believe I'm still alive myself. :ohyeah:

hey stinkdick, didn't you say eariler that you caught crabs at one point? Last i knew that was an std/sti

edit: and if this smell wasn't an infection or std, i'm gonna guess you don't regularly use soap.

BillHicksFan
06-01-2011, 07:24 PM
hey stinkdick, didn't you say eariler that you caught crabs at one point? Last i knew that was an std/sti

edit: and if this smell wasn't an infection or std, i'm gonna guess you don't regularly use soap.

Crabs aren't an STD. They're more like a minature flea circus in your pants. :winkfinger:

It was a mixture of chafing due to my wheels getting so big and maybe a little cialis abuse.

Keth
06-03-2011, 12:30 PM
Dear god, if my cock smelt like it was dead then I wouldn't be posting about it on a forum!

Chimaltrufio
06-16-2011, 04:41 AM
It might fall in a few days

TriumphTt600
07-07-2011, 10:50 AM
Go to a doctor

rayray1295
07-07-2011, 04:24 PM
try the link www.ismellperfect.com (http://www.ismellperfect.com) it will help your problim.:bulb:

LittleV
07-10-2011, 11:47 PM
Eww, go see a doctor you nasty pervert. Thats what you get for not wearing condoms.