King Penguin
Elite Member
A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police.
The police officer approaches him and asks:
"Have you been drinking Sir?"
"No. Why?" asks the man, "Was I all over the road?"
"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fatbird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious."
The police officer approaches him and asks:
"Have you been drinking Sir?"
"No. Why?" asks the man, "Was I all over the road?"
"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fatbird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious."
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