A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.
Mmafiter, being the smartass he is asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When order is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "In your case, you'll just have to show up anyway -- you'll just have to write with your other hand."
Mmafiter, being the smartass he is asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When order is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "In your case, you'll just have to show up anyway -- you'll just have to write with your other hand."
