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irontime
02-02-2003, 02:55 PM
Well it is finally happening, I'm running out of romantic ideas :eek2: Every now and then me and the GF like to do a little surprise for each other, but damnit, I'm running short. Here's whats been pulled off so far.
-Surprised her with a teddy bear at her hockey game, took her home to chilled champaign, chocolates, candle light.
-Sent flowers to her work
- Hot oil massages
-The whipped cream and tied up bit
- We've each made each other nice dinners (but I still never got my breakfast in bed :grumble: )
-Woke her up with running a rose down her body
(this weekend was cool) She had candles on the floor leading to the living room where there was chocolate fondu and wine. Then later on she had candles on the floor leading to her room where she was wearing langerie.

But now the ideas are slim, any suggestions? (And please not just dinner and a movie :rolleyes: )

Pianomahnn
02-02-2003, 04:32 PM
You should wear the lingerie this time.

Dero
02-02-2003, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
You should wear the lingerie this time.
Man she'll definitally leave him!!!:D

Pianomahnn
02-02-2003, 04:36 PM
See, all of those things have selfish inclinations; some hotttt lovin' for you.

This time, do all of those, but end the evening without teh lovin'. That way she'll get all built up inside really want your hot man sausage later on.

See, I'm brilliant to the infinite power!

Dero
02-02-2003, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
See, all of those things have selfish inclinations; some hotttt lovin' for you.

This time, do all of those, but end the evening without teh lovin'. That way she'll get all built up inside really want your hot man sausage later on.

See, I'm brilliant to the infinite power!
You trying to make a tease outta IT????:eek:

irontime
02-02-2003, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
This time, do all of those, but end the evening without teh lovin'. That way she'll get all built up inside really want your hot man sausage later on.

Whoah, no way in hell am I cutting her off. She'd kill me.

It's not just me doing the seducing, about half the time it's her who's instigating, so I'm not really all for that one. Besides, we usually don't see each other on Wensday or Thursday, so by the time Friday comes around we are both pretty built up.

irontime
02-02-2003, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
You should wear the lingerie this time.
It doesn't fit :p

Dero
02-02-2003, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by irontime
It doesn't fit :p
What.you tried it already!!!?
:rofl:

irontime
02-02-2003, 04:52 PM
:shrug: Well who hasn't? :p

irontime
02-02-2003, 04:52 PM
just kidding by the way:rolleyes:
(thought I better clear that up for Dero :p)

Dero
02-02-2003, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by irontime
just kidding by the way:rolleyes:
(thought I better clear that up for Dero :p)
Phew!!!
I was just about to...
:evil2:

irontime
02-02-2003, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by Dero
I was just about to...

..........wha?:scratch: Get turned on and start playing with yourself? In that case I'd rather not know about it.:no:

Pianomahnn
02-02-2003, 04:58 PM
I look really good in a black teddy.

You should give it a try.

irontime
02-02-2003, 04:59 PM
:haha: I'd ask you to post a pic, but I'm a little scared that you actually would :lol:

Dero
02-02-2003, 05:01 PM
Moi???turned on over YOU????
NOT!!!
Not even in lingerie!!!
Actually the thought,makes me want to
HURL MY COOKIES,
TOSS MY LUNCH,
DO THE TECHNICOLOR HURL...
:barf: :barf: :barf:

Dero
02-02-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by irontime
:haha: I'd ask you to post a pic, but I'm a little scared that you actually would :lol:
He would!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Pianomahnn
02-02-2003, 05:03 PM
Actually, I don't have access to lingerie.

Lingerie represents a few things to me:
1) Waste of money
2) Something seedy men wack off to in a magazine
3) Waste of money.

I don't plan on buying Dana any, and I don't plan on having her buy any for herself to "please" me.

But, if you want, I'll buy one just for you, big boy*.



*This statement is known to the state of California to cause cancer.

Dero
02-02-2003, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
Actually, I don't have access to lingerie.

Lingerie represents a few things to me:
1) Waste of money
2) Something seedy men wack off to in a magazine
3) Waste of money.

I don't plan on buying Dana any, and I don't plan on having her buy any for herself to "please" me.

But, if you want, I'll buy one just for you, big boy*.



*This statement is known to the state of California to cause cancer.
Up here in Iglooland it's called a mind ROTH!!!
:eek:

irontime
02-02-2003, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
I don't plan on buying Dana any, and I don't plan on having her buy any for herself to "please" me.

I would have agreed with you before, but I had no idea that she was going to do this, and it was her first time putting on lingerie for anyone. And damn buddy, it just does something. I can't quite discribe it but it really get both people worked up and it's very erotic.
But I wouldn't buy any for her to please me, if she wants to for me then I just love her all the more for it.

irontime
02-02-2003, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by Dero
Actually the thought,makes me want to
HURL MY TESTES,
TOSS YOUR SALAD,
DO THE HORIZONTAL MAMBO :dance:

Well geeze furball, I never knew. :p

Pianomahnn
02-02-2003, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by irontime
Well geeze furball, I never knew. :p

Now you do. So jump in and tap that ass before its too late.

Dero
02-02-2003, 05:16 PM
Nice edit Junior!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Pianomahnn
02-02-2003, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by Dero
Nice edit Junior!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh. . .so that's what he calls it.

irontime
02-02-2003, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
Now you do. So jump in and tap that ass before its too late.
:shrug: I don't know, all that fur might tickle my nuts.......alright this is getting disgusting :barf:

Pianomahnn
02-02-2003, 05:22 PM
Yes, I must agree.

And you still don't know how to please your lady. :D

Dero
02-02-2003, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
Yes, I must agree.

And you still don't know how to please your lady. :D
WILL he ever???:rolleyes:

irontime
02-02-2003, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
And you still don't know how to please your lady. :D
Well I'm pretty sure it's not by cutting her off :rolleyes: :p

kuso
02-02-2003, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
Yes, I must agree.

And you still don't know how to please your lady. :D

BWAhahahahah :rofl:

I`ve been watching this thread progress without butting, but this is just great :laugh:

irontime
02-02-2003, 05:29 PM
Ya ya, hardy fuqin har. Back to the task at hand please. :rolleyes:

Dero
02-02-2003, 05:29 PM
Back to the begining,going in circle now...
Just ask her what she wants you to do...Simple as that!!!:cool:

irontime
02-02-2003, 05:30 PM
Just ask her what she wants you to do...Simple as that!!!
That's the thing, we do all that. I want something new.

kuso
02-02-2003, 05:31 PM
Alright, you want something new, that she`ll be surpised with, and really glad you did it for her right????

Send her to me for the night :grin: :laugh:

( you KNEW that was coming sooner or l8tr, just beat IPMC and AL to it :p )

irontime
02-02-2003, 05:33 PM
:mad: :headbang: Should've known that was comming,
Damn I hope the ladies will see this thread soon :cry:

Dero
02-02-2003, 05:35 PM
Why ?So they can come and save your hide???
:rolleyes:

kuso
02-02-2003, 05:36 PM
:haha: Well dude...you know we have reputations of crass, heartless bastards to uphold here, by answering your question truthfully we are opening ourselves up to never endng flames :grin:

irontime
02-02-2003, 05:36 PM
I'm pretty sure they will have some better ideas than 'send her to kuso' :rolleyes:

irontime
02-02-2003, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by kuso
by answering your question truthfully we are opening ourselves up to never endng flames :grin:
naw, truth is you probably got some great ideas by reading what we've done already and can't think of anything better:D

kuso
02-02-2003, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by irontime
I'm pretty sure they will have some better ideas than 'send her to kuso' :rolleyes:

That all depends on which one answers :eyebrow: :p

irontime
02-02-2003, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by kuso
That all depends on which one answers :eyebrow: :p
The smart ones :rolleyes:

Dero
02-02-2003, 05:44 PM
Threading on thin ice here BOYZ!!!:rolleyes:

Mr.Guvernment
02-02-2003, 05:49 PM
Google rules!!! :D

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=romantic+things+to+do+for+your+girlfriend

kuso
02-02-2003, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by irontime
The smart ones :rolleyes:

You could get in real trouble now :p :lol:

Seriously dude, everything I would recommend would be out doors, and seeing as how its -324 over there I`ll need to keep thinking lol

Pianomahnn
02-02-2003, 05:50 PM
edit: I can't read.

Poke her in the ear.

Wet Willy!!

irontime
02-02-2003, 05:51 PM
Ya, know whattcha mean, she loves skating but it's so fricken cold we can't do that. But I want something REALLY romantic. Something with more effort.

irontime
02-02-2003, 05:52 PM
Thanx Mr. Guv. I'll give those a read. :thumb:

Jodi
02-02-2003, 09:52 PM
Ideas.......

1. Setup a nice bubble bath for her with incense, candlelight, strawberries and champagne. Wash her from head to toe! :thumb:

2. Setup and indoor picnic. Get one of those cd's that has bird sounds or outdoor sounds, you know what I mean. Make a picnic basket and picnic cloth. Set it up on the floor with the cd playing and have a winter picnic.

3. Bodypaint :thumb:

4. Blindfold her and feed her different foods. Ever seen 9 1/2 weeks. :D

5. Brush her hair and give her a scalp and face massage.

6. Got this last one from a website: Balloons - Take twelve balloons and write a "wish" on a piece of paper for each balloon, tell your partner that the object of the game is to pop three balloons without using their hands, then grant them the "wish" inside the balloon.

MJ23
02-03-2003, 06:48 AM
Originally posted by kuso
:haha: Well dude...you know we have reputations of crass, heartless bastards to uphold here, by answering your question truthfully we are opening ourselves up to never endng flames :grin:

:shhh:

MJ23
02-03-2003, 06:49 AM
Originally posted by kuso
Alright, you want something new, that she`ll be surpised with, and really glad you did it for her right????

Send her to me for the night :grin: :laugh:

( you KNEW that was coming sooner or l8tr, just beat IPMC and AL to it :p )


This was suppose to be mine.. Oh well, I know where she's at right about now:D

ALBOB
02-03-2003, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by irontime
-Surprised her with a teddy bear at her hockey game

She plays hockey? My first thought is she's too good for you.

Is it an indoor league with a scoreboard? Get with the scoreboard operator and have him post a personalized message. "Will loves Whatshername." or something like that. :shrug:

Rusty
02-03-2003, 12:09 PM
IT, .........When I'm with your GF she has always gotten really turned on by my straight forward approch. Just walk in smelling like beer and say "Get your damn cloths off and bend over....." Always works for me.

ALBOB
02-03-2003, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by IPMC
IT, .........When I'm with your GF she has always gotten really turned on by my straight forward approch. Just walk in smelling like beer and say "Get your damn cloths off and bend over....." Always works for me.

This is getting scary, I do the same thing. :eek:

mmafiter
02-03-2003, 01:16 PM
This site has quite a few ideas on dating. :cool:

Dating Tips (http://www.sharpman.com/Article.asp?Department=SharpDating)

I know, a serious post by mmafiter, but I'm trying to help the guy, and the inept floundering by these social retards (Albob) is ridiculous!:laugh::rofl:

ALBOB
02-03-2003, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by mmafiter social retards (Albob)

Not very PC there mmafiter. I prefer to be called Culturally Challenged. :flipoff:

irontime
02-03-2003, 04:02 PM
Wow, Mmafiter with a usefull post, thanx pal, and you too Jodi, sure appreciate them guys :D

And yes, I'll have to say thanx to pops too for the scoreboard idea. I think she would fuqin kill me for doing that though :lol:

ALBOB
02-03-2003, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by irontime I think she would fuqin kill me for doing that though :lol:

Making the world a better place. :thumb:



Also making it so IPMC and I wouldn't have to sneak out the window all the time. :rolleyes:

irontime
02-03-2003, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by ALBOB
Also making it so IPMC and I wouldn't have to sneak out the window all the time. :rolleyes:
Your statements were unbelievable in the first place, know they are just getting totally ridiculous. There is no way in HELL that your fat asses would fit through her window :nope:

MJ23
02-04-2003, 06:41 AM
Originally posted by IPMC
IT, .........When I'm with your GF she has always gotten really turned on by my straight forward approch. Just walk in smelling like beer and say "Get your damn cloths off and bend over....." Always works for me.


:haha: :haha: :haha:

Rusty
02-04-2003, 06:53 AM
Originally posted by irontime
Your statements were unbelievable in the first place, know they are just getting totally ridiculous. There is no way in HELL that your fat asses would fit through her window :nope:

IT, I gotta be totally honest with ya........I know I should feel ashamed. But It only takes me five min's, then I'm outta there....I don't need to use the window.

irontime
02-04-2003, 10:54 AM
Viagra wears off in only five minutes huh? Pretty sad buddy.:no: :p

Rusty
02-04-2003, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by irontime
Viagra wears off in only five minutes huh? Pretty sad buddy.:no: :p

Damn, I forgot about your viagra in the bathroom cabnet......

ALBOB
02-04-2003, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by IPMC
Damn, I forgot about your viagra in the bathroom cabnet......

Niiiiice. :thumb:

Give it up Grasshopper, today's not your day. :rofl:

irontime
02-04-2003, 11:04 AM
........:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
fuck,
DIE!!! :yell: :teeth:

Pianomahnn
02-04-2003, 11:52 AM
Dude, you seem tense.

Do you need to talk?

irontime
02-04-2003, 01:41 PM
Ya, Albob and IPMC keep picking on me :sob:
:p

Rusty
02-04-2003, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by irontime
Ya, Albob and IPMC keep picking on me :sob:
:p
I'll cut you some slack buddy......I won't go see her tonight......:cool: :cool:

irontime
02-04-2003, 01:45 PM
I won't go see her tonight......
:lol: Nice touch, just when I thought you were getting serious:D

ALBOB
02-04-2003, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by IPMC I won't go see her tonight......:cool: :cool:

Woo Hoo! That means I get her for BOTH hours. I know where he keeps the Viagra now. :dance:

irontime
02-04-2003, 01:47 PM
:haha: And you probably need it. :flipoff: Dumbass, you just slammed yourself :D

ALBOB
02-04-2003, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by irontime you just slammed yourself :D

Yeah, but it's while I'm slamming your girlfriend so it ain't so bad. ;)

irontime
02-04-2003, 01:50 PM
...........................FUCK! :headbang:
Good one asshole :mad:

Rusty
02-04-2003, 01:52 PM
IT.....buddy, you aint gonna win. EVER......he he he

irontime
02-04-2003, 01:55 PM
At least not in this thread :no:

ALBOB
02-04-2003, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by IPMC
IT.....buddy, you aint gonna win. EVER......he he he

I don't know, he's gotten me REAL good a few times. I think I'm still in the overall lead though. :D

irontime
02-04-2003, 01:56 PM
Don't worry, I'll catch up. I just gotta get the hell out of this fuqin thread. :rolleyes:

irontime
02-04-2003, 01:58 PM
Oh ya, thanx for the compliment. See, I knew you loved me.:D

ALBOB
02-04-2003, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by irontime
Oh ya, thanx for the compliment. See, I knew you loved me.:D

Ewwwwwwww :barf:

irontime
02-04-2003, 02:01 PM
Awwwww, come on pops, give me a hug:grin:

Rusty
02-04-2003, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by irontime
Oh ya, thanx for the compliment. See, I knew you loved me.:D


WTF are you talking bout now?

irontime
02-04-2003, 02:03 PM
Just trying to get some points back :shrug: You gotta admit I've been getting slammed pretty bad here and gotta dig myself out somehow.

Rusty
02-04-2003, 02:06 PM
yea, you have been getting slamed pretty hard. But you set yourself up.


psssst....I got some dirt on Albob, I'll PM it to ya.

irontime
02-04-2003, 02:11 PM
Ya I did set myself up for it, just wanted some new ideas







okay, looking forward to it, thanx.

MJ23
02-05-2003, 05:46 AM
IT .. Now you know better never post anything about your woman, or our woman :)

ALBOB
02-05-2003, 09:10 AM
Originally posted by IPMC psssst....I got some dirt on Albob, I'll PM it to ya.

WTF are YOU talking about??? :fire:

ALBOB
02-05-2003, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by MJ23
IT .. Now you know better never post anything about your woman, or our woman :)

No, I like it when he does that, let's me know what she's doing when I'm not around.

MJ23
02-05-2003, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by ALBOB
No, I like it when he does that, let's me know what she's doing when I'm not around.

Poor IT, and the title of the thread was "Could use some ideas"

:rolleyes: :D :D :rofl: :haha:

irontime
02-06-2003, 02:30 PM
Should've known better I guess :rolleyes:

Ah well, it was good for a laugh :D

Dero
02-06-2003, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by irontime
Should've known better I guess :rolleyes:

Ah well, it was good for a laugh :D
Butthead...We're laughing AT you,NOT with you...
:p :hehe:

irontime
02-06-2003, 04:57 PM
:shrug: Give and take I guess.
ex. Albob gives, you take :dance: :p

MJ23
02-07-2003, 05:29 AM
Originally posted by irontime
:shrug: Give and take I guess.
ex. Albob gives, you take :dance: :p

:haha: :haha: :haha: Great timing for this one,