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HELP!!! Uncle Z's HGH made my penis bigger!

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I started the blue tops from Uncle Z about 3 weeks ago at 3.3 iu daily. Had slight swelling in my hands and knew right away it was legit. I then bumped the GH to 5iu daily and was on that dose for maybe a week to ten days.

One day I go to take a piss and whip it out and I'm like WTF??? My penis feels kind of swollen. It was obviously bigger. I don't think anything of it since GH sometimes has this effect. That night I go to bang the wife and she is like "why is your penis bigger?" I say "Uncle Z's GH made my penis bigger" Anyway, I finish tearing up the pussy and NOW SHE HAS CUT ME OFF!!! NO MORE PUSSY!!!

I DEMAND A REFUND FROM UNCLE Z FOR MAKING MY PENIS BIGGER!!!
 
ROFL...send that gh to me....maybe my wife will finally feel something...
 
Scientific PROOF Uncle Z's HGH made my penis bigger!!!

Effect of human growth hormone therapy on penile and testicular size in boys with isolated growth hormone deficiency: first year of treatment.

Authors
Laron Z, et al. Show all
Journal

Isr J Med Sci. 1983 Apr;19(4):338-44.
Affiliation

Abstract

The response of genital and gonadal growth during the first year of treatment with human growth hormone (hGH) was studied in 20 boys with isolated growth hormone deficiency (IGHD) (11 of hereditary origin and 9 sporadic cases). Prior to hGH treatment, 13 of the 15 prepubertal boys had a penis length below the normal mean, 3 of which were more than 2 SDS below the mean. The boys with hereditary IGHD had a greater deficit in penile size than did the sporadic cases. hGH treatment improved the penile length in all but two boys aged 14 and 15 yr, and led to growth up to normal size in the three boys with very small penises. Three of the hereditary IGHD patients had subnormal testes and all of the other prepubertal boys had a testicular volume in the normal range. hGH treatment increased testicular size, particularly in the prepubertal boys. Of three additional untreated adults with IGHD, one had a subnormal-size penis and two had penises of low-normal size. Our findings constitute further evidence that hGH deficiency is associated with decreased penile growth and, to some extent, decreased testicular size, and that hHG treatment improves the growth of the genitalia and gonads. Since these effects were also observed in prepuberty, it seems that not all the hGH or, rather, somatomedin effect on sex organs is androgen mediated.

PMID
6406387 [PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE]
 
Looks up articles about little boys penises^^^
 
Z gh makes penis big.... Awesome.
Article about little boy wieners... Weird:coffee:
 
Oh no u just didnt heavy!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe u guys can file a class suit..... suit(spell?) lol
I started the blue tops from Uncle Z about 3 weeks ago at 3.3 iu daily. Had slight swelling in my hands and knew right away it was legit. I then bumped the GH to 5iu daily and was on that dose for maybe a week to ten days.

One day I go to take a piss and whip it out and I'm like WTF??? My penis feels kind of swollen. It was obviously bigger. I don't think anything of it since GH sometimes has this effect. That night I go to bang the wife and she is like "why is your penis bigger?" I say "Uncle Z's GH made my penis bigger" Anyway, I finish tearing up the pussy and NOW SHE HAS CUT ME OFF!!! NO MORE PUSSY!!!

I DEMAND A REFUND FROM UNCLE Z FOR MAKING MY PENIS BIGGER!!!
 
Scientific PROOF Uncle Z's HGH made my penis bigger!!!

Effect of human growth hormone therapy on penile and testicular size in boys with isolated growth hormone deficiency: first year of treatment.

Authors
Laron Z, et al. Show all
Journal

Isr J Med Sci. 1983 Apr;19(4):338-44.
Affiliation

Abstract

The response of genital and gonadal growth during the first year of treatment with human growth hormone (hGH) was studied in 20 boys with isolated growth hormone deficiency (IGHD) (11 of hereditary origin and 9 sporadic cases). Prior to hGH treatment, 13 of the 15 prepubertal boys had a penis length below the normal mean, 3 of which were more than 2 SDS below the mean. The boys with hereditary IGHD had a greater deficit in penile size than did the sporadic cases. hGH treatment improved the penile length in all but two boys aged 14 and 15 yr, and led to growth up to normal size in the three boys with very small penises. Three of the hereditary IGHD patients had subnormal testes and all of the other prepubertal boys had a testicular volume in the normal range. hGH treatment increased testicular size, particularly in the prepubertal boys. Of three additional untreated adults with IGHD, one had a subnormal-size penis and two had penises of low-normal size. Our findings constitute further evidence that hGH deficiency is associated with decreased penile growth and, to some extent, decreased testicular size, and that hHG treatment improves the growth of the genitalia and gonads. Since these effects were also observed in prepuberty, it seems that not all the hGH or, rather, somatomedin effect on sex organs is androgen mediated.

PMID
6406387 [PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE]

Hey! I was the one that found the study on boys penises!
 
so no anal either? thats ruff!
 
Damn heavy,
are you trying to get into the pornstar business or something?
 
im confused what the problem is haha
 
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With all these recent talks of HGH a simple question comes to mind. Is HGH something you cycle on and off of are if money was no issue you stay on?

They dont call him heavy for nothing...
 
The recommendation is to stay on for at least 6 months
 
Have you started doing dick push up? Strap some mini weights on it and start doing curls :roflmao:

Ive done that.

True Story.
 
With all these recent talks of HGH a simple question comes to mind. Is HGH something you cycle on and off of are if money was no issue you stay on?

They dont call him heavy for nothing...
For noticeable effects on physique 5-6 months is common stacked with aas. For anti-aging purposes it will be years or lifetime. For a serious national level or pro bodybuilder some will do 2-3 year blasts to put on as much mass as possible.

lol at heavy....
 
im confused what the problem is haha
I'm suing for the emotional distress of my wife cutting me off. Seems the new unit put the ladies cooter out of commision and now she looks at me like I'm some sort of vagina destroyer. I'm guessing 2-3 weeks with no snatch at my house. =(
 
I need some of that bro, I'm hung like a light switch. It also hangs to the left I think its trying to escape from my right hand. Haha
 
I'm suing for the emotional distress of my wife cutting me off. Seems the new unit put the ladies cooter out of commision and now she looks at me like I'm some sort of vagina destroyer. I'm guessing 2-3 weeks with no snatch at my house. =(

That sucks. Time for a girlfriend lol!!
 
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