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mmafiter and w8lifter were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, mmafiter suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom & stayed there.
w8lifter promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled mmafiter out.
When the medical director became aware of w8lifter's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell w8lifter the news he said, "w8lifter, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses.
The bad news is mmafiter, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
w8lifter replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, mmafiter suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom & stayed there.
w8lifter promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled mmafiter out.
When the medical director became aware of w8lifter's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell w8lifter the news he said, "w8lifter, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses.
The bad news is mmafiter, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
w8lifter replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
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