View Full Version : Animal instincts?

07-24-2012, 02:05 PM
How come after my gf works out, i want to bury my nose in her ass, like a dog? Was i a doberman in a past life? Is there some kind of hidden pheromone message received about her overall health by doing this? Why does my penis stand up and salute like a pvt when a captain walks into a room? Also, why do i get off at the idea of whipping her with a wire hanger? I need answers damnit!

07-25-2012, 12:38 AM
who knows... just hold her down and tongue punch her in the fart box until you figure it out. once you do, just pee in her butt