J'Bo and DaMayor

kuso · Apr 16, 2003

DaMayor was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive female neighbor J'Bo came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. J'Bo opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house.

A little later out came J'Bo again and went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As DaMayor was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions DaMayor asked her, "Yo J'Bo...........Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

(are you ready? ... this is a beauty ...)

My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL"

:funny:

J'Bo · Apr 17, 2003

Ok now i have to give you credit for this one...you are quite the funnny one...you trying to start something with me boy? You do know that i am dieting right? You better have your guns loaded and ready.

And DM better leave this one alone.

DaMayor · Apr 17, 2003

J'Bo · Apr 17, 2003

Yah you laugh now boys. Cause you wont be laughing long.

Rusty · Apr 17, 2003

DaMayor · Apr 17, 2003

Oh come on dear, carb up's near. :nana:

J'Bo · Apr 17, 2003

Not really. But what ever. I am having a donut for Easter cause of you. NOT.

DaMayor · Apr 17, 2003

Go ahead....Thunder Thighs.

MJ23 · Apr 17, 2003

david · Apr 26, 2003

J'Bo · Apr 26, 2003

Originally posted by DaMayor
Go ahead....Thunder Thighs.

Hey numb nuts..(DM)...your so old that your balls got caught in the door when you ran out of the room last night. now that i have them in my hands...your all mine.

ZECH · Apr 26, 2003

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm??

Rissole · Apr 27, 2003

Originally posted by J'Bo
Hey numb nuts..(DM)...your so old that your balls got caught in the door when you ran out of the room last night. now that i have them in my hands...your all mine.

Hey!!

i thought you were with me last night J'Bo...........
Oh :grin:

sorry...... that was just a dream..... :eyebrow:

J'Bo · Apr 27, 2003

hehe...your hilarious ris...no i wasnt...
hey has anyone heard from burner?
seems like he has disowned us for his new LADY FRIEND.
good for him you guys are all bad news anyways. :rofl:

ZECH · Apr 27, 2003

Originally posted by J'Bo

seems like he has dishoned us for his new LADY FRIEND.
good for him you guys are all bad news anyways.

That is DISOWNED..................And i resent that!! I behave myself!!!

J'Bo · Apr 27, 2003

thats what i said silly

david · Apr 27, 2003

Originally posted by J'Bo

you guys are all bad news anyways.

and jes' who r U speaking for their, Missy???

ALBOB · Apr 28, 2003

Originally posted by J'Bo
Hey numb nuts..(DM)...your so old that your balls got caught in the door when you ran out of the room last night. now that i have them in my hands...your all mine.

Care to fill us in on what he was doing in your room?

DM, you keeping secrets from us? Did ya' get any pics?

DaMayor · Apr 28, 2003

Originally posted by ALBOB
Care to fill us in on what he was doing in your room?

DM, you keeping secrets from us? Did ya' get any pics?

Can't talk now....trying to pry J'Bo's hands loose. Wouldn't be such a difficult thing to do, but she's got those Thunder Thighs wrapped around my neck. :dance:

*sniffs* Oh, an FDS woman...cool! :cool2:

ALBOB · Apr 28, 2003

Originally posted by DaMayor she's got those Thunder Thighs wrapped around my neck. *sniffs* Oh, an FDS woman...cool!

Niiiiiiiice.

DaMayor · Apr 28, 2003

She must be doing cardio.....

ALBOB · Apr 28, 2003

And you're not there? I thought you were her latest piece of "cardio" equipment. :scratch:

DaMayor · Apr 28, 2003

She wouldn't say that........squat partner maybe?

ALBOB · Apr 28, 2003

Originally posted by DaMayor squat partner maybe?

You lay on your back and she squats?

DaMayor · Apr 28, 2003

That's the plan.... :yes:

She'll probably suffocate me though.......Oh, hi J'Bo! :eek2:

J'Bo · Apr 28, 2003

OK ok ok people what the heck is going on here?

I wouldnt get together with DM if he was the last pig on earth.

BTW i dont have thunder thighs.

DaMayor · Apr 28, 2003

Hmmmm. PIG eh?
So, if I'm so terribly repulsive, then why do you have my balls in your hands? :flex:

ZECH · Apr 28, 2003

Originally posted by J'Bo

I wouldnt get together with DM if he was the last pig on earth.

BTW i dont have thunder thighs.

Nope........not from what I see! :nope:

J'Bo · Apr 28, 2003

I have your balls in my hand because when you came over to try to get some action i pulled some black belt moves on you and ripp the droopy mothers right off. Now i have them hanging on my front door.

ZECH · Apr 28, 2003

Originally posted by J'Bo
I have your balls in my hand because when you came over to try to get some action i pulled some black belt moves on you and ripp the droppy mothers right off. Now i have them hanging on my front door.

I think you mean droppy member....................... :rofl:

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