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david
The other night (12 am) I was working out in a huge ass gym
(Gold's) and there was 7 people including myself.
2 were doing cardio equipment
1 Shoulders
me- Chest
1 abs room
2 fucking shitheads that kept disappearing
Well, I was doing incline DB bench and it took me about 10 mins to do my four sets incl. warm up.
I looked around, sat on a BB bench and slapped some 45 on each side to warm up and I did my first set. Out of the blue, this jackass with all piercings all over his body along with his "Enrique-wanna-be-boyfriend" said, "we're using this bench". I gave them a dirty look and I said "what did you say?" Before he could speak I said, "oh yeah, your right this is your guy's bench... how wrong of me." They then leave the area again, smiling like pansies and didn't come back for 10 mins so I took my water bottle and dumped it all around their bench. I switched over to DB Bench (2 benches down) and grabbed the 105's and started my first set. The bitches came back and stared at the floor wondering what happened. I got off my bench and Enrique says, "where did this water come from?" I said, "my water bottle broke, dude" So he goes and get the front desk to clean it up and while he was cleaning it up they were laughing at him as he was leaving the area. I was then on 125 lbs DB's and got so pissed that from the bench position, I threw the DB's back and at them missing them by a foot and half!
Man, was I pissed! I didn't get up from the bench but I flipped up, was beet red, poured some water over my head to cool my frustrations off, stared them down.... and was waiting for them to do something.
They walked off fast! I was then down at the cable flys and they were still doing bench (30 mins and still on bench) and they were laughing.... so I started warming up my fist by punching the steel pole at medium speed. So all you hear is "clank-clank-clank"... the sound of my fist hitting the pole!
That night they were spared!
I told my girlfriend to tell her little boyfriends (she knows them) to stay the fuck far away from me from now on and with that.... the little bitches have done so!
(Gold's) and there was 7 people including myself.
2 were doing cardio equipment
1 Shoulders
me- Chest
1 abs room
2 fucking shitheads that kept disappearing
Well, I was doing incline DB bench and it took me about 10 mins to do my four sets incl. warm up.
I looked around, sat on a BB bench and slapped some 45 on each side to warm up and I did my first set. Out of the blue, this jackass with all piercings all over his body along with his "Enrique-wanna-be-boyfriend" said, "we're using this bench". I gave them a dirty look and I said "what did you say?" Before he could speak I said, "oh yeah, your right this is your guy's bench... how wrong of me." They then leave the area again, smiling like pansies and didn't come back for 10 mins so I took my water bottle and dumped it all around their bench. I switched over to DB Bench (2 benches down) and grabbed the 105's and started my first set. The bitches came back and stared at the floor wondering what happened. I got off my bench and Enrique says, "where did this water come from?" I said, "my water bottle broke, dude" So he goes and get the front desk to clean it up and while he was cleaning it up they were laughing at him as he was leaving the area. I was then on 125 lbs DB's and got so pissed that from the bench position, I threw the DB's back and at them missing them by a foot and half!
Man, was I pissed! I didn't get up from the bench but I flipped up, was beet red, poured some water over my head to cool my frustrations off, stared them down.... and was waiting for them to do something.
They walked off fast! I was then down at the cable flys and they were still doing bench (30 mins and still on bench) and they were laughing.... so I started warming up my fist by punching the steel pole at medium speed. So all you hear is "clank-clank-clank"... the sound of my fist hitting the pole!
That night they were spared!
I told my girlfriend to tell her little boyfriends (she knows them) to stay the fuck far away from me from now on and with that.... the little bitches have done so!
Yes I was, but if the shoe fits 
