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ALBOB

ALBOB

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IML Gear Cream!
They finally released the ingredients in Viagra:

3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-Flat
 
Originally posted by ALBOB
They finally released the ingredients in Viagra:

3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-Flat
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:haha: :haha: :haha:
 
Aint that Fucking funny:rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by MJ23
Aint that Fucking funny:rolleyes:
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Just thought you'd like to know what you're putting in your system.

P.S. It'd probably be a hell of a lot cheaper just to go to your local auto parts store and pick up a can or two of Fix-a-Flat. :shrug:
 
quite a bald one... ahem... I mean bold one to be telling a joke like this :rolleyes:
 
I'm safe, everything works just fine in my house. :thumb:
 
Originally posted by ALBOB
Just thought you'd like to know what you're putting in your system.

P.S. It'd probably be a hell of a lot cheaper just to go to your local auto parts store and pick up a can or two of Fix-a-Flat. :shrug:
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Yeah, MJ, you'll also need to get one of those needles that they use to air up a football. Attach it directly to the can of Fix-O-Flat and shake. The squirt it directly into your penis.............:eek: :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by Rusty
Yeah, MJ, you'll also need to get one of those needles that they use to air up a football. Attach it directly to the can of Fix-O-Flat and shake. The squirt it directly into your penis.............:eek: :rolleyes:
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I'm thinking that kind of needle might be a bit too big. Hell, it's the same size as his dick. :shrug:
 
Originally posted by ALBOB
I'm thinking that kind of needle might be a bit too big. Hell, it's the same size as his dick. :shrug:
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Well, in that case MJ, insert the nozzle of the fix-o-flat into your ass and push the button........:eek: :rolleyes:
 
IML Gear Cream!
Come to think of it, he doesn't even need to push the button, just push the hose from the Fix-a-Flat up his ass and it'll come out his dick, instantly making him 10 time bigger.
 
Originally posted by ALBOB
Come to think of it, he doesn't even need to push the button, just push the hose from the Fix-a-Flat up his ass and it'll come out his dick, instantly making him 10 time bigger.
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Clearly you two have been either researching the subject or attempting to inflate your dicks in that manner...

I say keep up the noble work... I am not here to JUDGE:D


Originally posted by ALBOB
Just thought you'd like to know what you're putting in your system.
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Hey, I told your Wife we needed Viagra to make up for all the lost time in the Albob bedroom. But it was not time for u to know yet, shame on her
:yell: :D
 
Originally posted by MJ23 I told your Wife we needed Viagra
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You heard it here first folks, straight from the horses mouth. :D
 
Originally posted by ALBOB
You heard it here first folks, straight from the horses mouth. :D
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Hell, I am well-endowed.. but your wife was in a desperate situation.. So even I at a young age needed some help..

I am not ashamed, it was not even about me, it was all about her
and saving the Albob household.. :D
 
Originally posted by ALBOB
Psst, Viagra has nothing to do with your "endowment". :rolleyes:
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Thats what you think


but your wife did appreciated the bonus package..:D
 
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