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A Woman's 3 Wishes

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Three women were out golfing one day and one of them hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."


The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I forgot to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better."

The woman said, "That would be fine." For her first wish she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to him."

The woman replied, "That will be okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."

So poof, she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be 10 times richer than you."

The woman said, "That will be okay, because what is mine is his, and what is his is mine..."

So poof, she's the richest woman in the world.

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,

"I'd like a mild heart attack."


:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
 
Oooooooooooooooo!!!!Nasty!!!!:eek:
:D :D :D




BTW,was it good for ya????I clicked on ya!!!:D
 
buahahahhaah

such evilness!!
if i was a woman i would of wished for a wax job, haha
 
:funny:

Someone is releasing their inner, let me shut da fuq up

*************************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it???s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama
 
Originally posted by DFINEST
:funny:

Someone is releasing their inner, let me shut da fuq up

*************************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it???s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama
No, I just thought it was good............:D
 
Originally posted by Dero
Oooooooooooooooo!!!!Nasty!!!!:eek:
:D :D :D




BTW,was it good for ya????I clicked on ya!!!:D
MMMMMMMMMMM, yea thanks baby, I needed that.........:D
 
Originally posted by Crono1000
:haha:

pretty evil
No it's not, just smart thinking......hehe;)
 
I don't know nothing about a womans 3 wishes but if I had one wish right now it would be I wish my ass didn't hurt.
 
Will you stop talking about your ass, geeez, every thread I've read this morning, there's Fire talking about his ass, AGAIN..............HAHAHAHAHA
 
Originally posted by Rusty
Get rid of your boyfriend.........:D

DAMN :funny: :haha:

*************************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it???s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama
 
Oh you bastards laughing at that!!! and I'll remember you Rusty!!! hahahahahaha
 
Originally posted by firestorm
Oh you bastards laughing at that!!! and I'll remember you Rusty!!! hahahahahaha


Dude, your the one going around posting in every thread that your ass hurts from your boyfriend.........:rolleyes:
 
Ok that is total bullshit RUSTY!! Boyfriend?? That never came from me brother. Apparently you didn't read THE ASS POSTS did you. I said from being bored and sitting at the computer from 07:00pm until whenever it was at the time I was posting. the Gay humor came from all of you guys not me which I laugh off. I'm beginning to dislikes Rustys assitude. I mean attitude. I think he is still a bit piffed at the golf club joke. :rolleyes: :gosh:
 
FYI Rusty,, You made a joke about my "boyfriend" up above and unlike your comment in the golf thread I played it off, made a joke and laughed.
 
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