Interesting Questions

Originally posted by Prince
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the
time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask
where the bathroom is?

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
from morons?

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Originally posted by Prince
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I
think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and
drink whatever comes out?"

ans: This is controversial. By most accounts it was an Italian guy that observed the newborn calf suckling at the teat of its mother and figured out that he could use the cow as bait to catch more veil.

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken
there.... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes
outta it's butt."

ans: The same guy who observed that the fox or the egg sucking dog seamed to enjoy eating the shit from the stupid bird that always use to eat the shit the guy use to dump outside his cave.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human
being would eat?

ans: Because many people don't believe in thawing their bread from the freezer and it also doubles as a timed bathroom space heater in cheep hotels.

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
Freezer?

ans: Because you are too cheep to buy a quality refrigerator or don't know how to replace your burned out bulb.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
song about him?

ans: Actually this was an expression meaning that Jimmy was prone to "wind". But such where conditions at that time - it was indicative of having food to eat and considered good fortune to be in the company of such a person since "no one cared" about the sweet smell of a fully fed slave. (This story is a lie invented by Jimmy's song agent).

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane?

ans: Yes - but it varies from state to state if you get a ticket or not.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the
time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask
where the bathroom is?

ans: This was a very early inconsistency that developed as a concession to the handicapped and to the majority of people who couldn't point when their hands where buried deeply into their pockets (trying to hold back the tides).

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

ans: To give you time to hide your dirty underwear.

What do you call male ballerinas?

ans: It varies with the vulgate but the majority call them "Transsexuals" or "cross dressers".

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

ans: Yes they dream. But depending on when they became blind it varies on the mechanism. But nature gives them other advantages in theor dreams : 1) They never wet their bed (they leave this as a job to their seeing eye dog) nor do they 2) get chased by ugly monsters that can see them since they are essentially "always hidden under their bed covers" and 3) there is no such concept as "coyote ugly" that will wake them up in a cold sweat.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
ans: You pulling our leg?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables, then what is baby oil made
from?
ans: Very young and pure mineral oil squeezed from cabbage patch dolls.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
from morons?
ans: Yes & No. As in electron motion there are 2 forms: one is in the eye of the beholder - Moronic or Oxymoronic depending on your spin the other is a question best taken up with God.

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a
mouse?
ans: No, Rube Goldburg is rumored to have conspired before his death in the creation of a super double secret contraption integrated with social engineering scientists and money making sponsors with the creator of "The Matrix". It starts off as "episode I" and goes on forever like a Rocky sequel until everyone runs out of money.


Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
Soup?

Ans: Alphabet soup is just as effective with literate as well as illiterate people since both kinds spend the same money and get the same result in the end regardless of spelling ability - "crap".

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's inside your butt?

ans: "They" thought it impolite to be in your face and personal with a concept that might tend to result in insensitive analogies being made between cosmology???s big bang theory, where one's head is at and certain deviant behavior in and about the area.


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Ans: Yes, such dog's are happy to get a breath of fresh air rather than the regular dose of bad breath up his nostrils.

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