So, the eagles play the dolphins tonight and me and some of my boys were to all watch the game at hooters. Well, my long-fabled ex-roommate is involoved in this little calamity and his girlfriend basically invited herself. So, she tells him he can't go out unless she can. He agrees without consulting us and now she believes she is coming.
So I call him and tell him that the venue is Hooters and we all really don't care if she comes. Well, he tells her and she jumps on the phone with me and says that she wants to go somewhere else. So, I said fine, YOU can go anywhere you want, we are going to Hooters. We argue for a bit and I basically say, "Funny how you were never invited and now you are trying to hijack our plans. Tough shit, we are going to Hooters."
So, conversation over. I just got a call from another friend who said that the bitch called his GF and more or less orchestrated this whole couples thing tonight and now all my douche bag friends caved and are doing a couples thing.
That is not even the worst part. The worst part is 2 weeks ago, when the plan was orginally hatched to watch the game, I didn't even want to go. Those aholes all begged me to come and after about 5 days of annoyance, I caved. I need a gun.
So I call him and tell him that the venue is Hooters and we all really don't care if she comes. Well, he tells her and she jumps on the phone with me and says that she wants to go somewhere else. So, I said fine, YOU can go anywhere you want, we are going to Hooters. We argue for a bit and I basically say, "Funny how you were never invited and now you are trying to hijack our plans. Tough shit, we are going to Hooters."
So, conversation over. I just got a call from another friend who said that the bitch called his GF and more or less orchestrated this whole couples thing tonight and now all my douche bag friends caved and are doing a couples thing.
That is not even the worst part. The worst part is 2 weeks ago, when the plan was orginally hatched to watch the game, I didn't even want to go. Those aholes all begged me to come and after about 5 days of annoyance, I caved. I need a gun.