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What not to say on a date...

Mudge

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I'm confused the last girl I did this with had much bigger breasts.

You're definately the best I've taken out this week. But then, its only wednesday.

I usually let the dog watch, if thats cool with you.

How much is your dad worth? Exactly.

Would you like to see a picture of my ex-girlfriend?

You look just like my youngest ex-wife.

I love the way the light catches the hair on your top lip.

Yes I know her very well... Oh she's your sister.

Did you make that dress yourself?

I wouldnt have the dessert sweetheart, thres alot of calories in
that, if you know what I mean.
 
:haha: :haha: :no:
 
Originally posted by gr81
did you come up with these yourself there mudge from personal experience? :p


I tink you hit it right on the ol' noggin der, gr81. No response from da' man himself!

LMAO!!!
 
And try to call your date by the correct name. That usually causes problems also.
 
^^ I don't even bother with names anymore in the case that I might be wrong, too risky. ha ha. I just end up patronzing them and callin 'em dear and shit like that, boy they love that too. yeah right:rolleyes: :p
 
I just heard a great one tonight on Blind Date:

Woman: "I love Italian food. I love to eat good food."

Man (looking her up and down): "Yeah, I can tell." :laugh:

These people wonder why they are single :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by MeatheadSam
And try to call your date by the correct name. That usually causes problems also.

Her name is "baby" isn't it
 
the worst:

Hi my names mudge :evil: :lol: :D jk!
 
"hold on a minute, gotta take this call, Its your sister"
 
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