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the next week of my life will be a true test of my patience. In case you don't know, hell has risen in a small town of South Carolina and is circling around my head. Hell's pretty small, nice weather though, and it's testing this planes of existence on me. With any luck, I'll be back in a week.
So in case the frustrations brought on by a crazy puerto rican mother or my own menopausal uberbitch mother consume my body, mind, and soul, I would like to let all know that I care for you all greatly, you've been great friends and closer to me than you know. Tit and I have spent lots of time here when we were a long distance couple and owe this great site plenty.
Albob: I'll never forget how you helped me get my only good grade in my history class at the end of the school year by being interviewed as someone who has seen lots of history. As often as we call you old, you were still not even close to the age the teacher was wanting. Still, together we bullshitted up the most convincing essay I'd ever written, and for once during that entire year I impressed the teacher. I still remember how shocked he was to see me present something worth turning in to the class. I think I got a C+
MJ: Sure you may or may not appear enough to see this thread but I would like to mention you anyway. You're a total asshole and one of the most annoying characters on the board, still it's been empty without you. I'm glad you're back and hope you stay around, especially to fill in my place for the next week I'm gone. It doesn't take much; just use every chance you get to talk about masturbation. The only other MJ I've ever known is Mary Jane off of the Spider-Man movie and so I think about you whenever I see the previews for the next movie. So I guess you could say I associate you with a hot red head chick. I meant that every bit as gay as it sounded.
Muscle_Girl: Speaking of hot red head chick, do you know any MG? Heh, I don't mean that. How's life treating you up in Canadia, eh? I've lost several bets around the boards about when you and IT are gonna hook up, and now that you're both in relationships I think I'm hard pressed to win it anytime soon. Honestly though, I hear those two fight alot they'll break up soon and then it's just up to you. Maybe after another "accidental" broken condom with your boyfriend you'll realize what he's been doing with the scissors he keeps adjacent to the condom drawer.
IT: I have learned so much from you dear friend. My vocabulary has risen to such new heights learning all the different ways to call someone gay. Aside from all the small penis jokes and the claims to have slept with my girlfriend, I think deep down what you really mean to say is that your girlfriend's dick is bigger than my own, which I will boldly accept and will allow you to win that argument. When you realize that Canada sucks you're more than welcome to stay at our place until you get your feet on the ground. You'll have to pay for your own damn viagra here in the states, but I hear the beer is cheaper.
David: I'm sorry right as you've returned to the boards I have to drive to the fucking end of the world right after (did I mention I'm driving all the fucking way to Myrtle Beach for tit's damn mom and she doesn't even have the address of where we're staying "We'll figure it out when we get there" Fucking dammit)
Sorry, anyway. Keep it real, I'm sorry tit and I never got a chance to hang out in Orlando with you last year. Tit says you scare her. Hell, it's not like we were going to invite her to the tittie bars anyway. Oh well, maybe next semester. Feel free to transfer your post count over to mine, or email me porn. Either one works.
Rock: I'm backtracking to the Icewind Dale trilogy in my readings now. After this series I don't know how I ever lived without it. When I am gone, you will be in charge of constructing a statue in my likeness. I would also like a song and a holiday for me.
Maniclion: I remember back in your hay day your creative splurges were very much my inspiration. Keep up the good work, and you're welcome to finish the Wizard of IM series if I never return. I couldn't trust it more in anybody else's hands.
Butterfly: Name the kid after me ok?
myCATpowerlifts: you will be in charge of cussing while I'm gone. If MJ slacks on his use of masterbation jokes you may fill in for him as well.
Kuso: I'm quite proud that your able to come up with all the nude photos and put them on the board, but not all of us get the same kick out of maggots eating them as you do. Sure scarring our minds as we sleep is fun for you, but 9/11 didn't affect my wacking habits as much as those damn pics did. Imagine the kitten population boom you initiated bastard
Dero: I have finally distinguished you from Kuso, although it took a maggot infested boobie to make me do it. I'm sorry about your hair. I'm sure it will grow normal some day. Maybe you can give some to albob.
OceanDude: When I return I will bring you a dictionary. What you do with it after that is completely your business, although I think we all know what you'll do with it. Pervert.
Pitboss: I'm leaving it up to you to create another "Can you do it???" contest that's as successful as your first. Strange how reluctant people are to put torture on themself. Can't figure it out.
gr81: um... wuzzup ma biyatch... um... see keep it real yo' wit all da bitches... eh... nigga... who am I kidding...
Vieope: your italics button is jammed.
Duncan/Dale Mabry: so whatever happened to Crono and the doodie factory? Is it really that hard to make up a scenario where I eat shit? C'mon, IT does it every day.
Burner: It has been so long since I've spoken to you but I don't want you to think I forgot about you. Keep david company while I'm gone. When I discover a new level of insanity on my upcoming trip I will name it after you. The Burner Effect.
GreekBlondChic: thanks for liking my Wizard of IM stories. You're fun. If anyone ever, like, mails you a big wooden horse and delivers it to your door... like, don't open it. I saw that in a movie once, and they all died. Brad Pitt was in it, and he was naked alot.
Prince: what's wrong buddy huh? Couldn't make it to King huh? Yeah I said it! So explain!
please don't ban me...
if I forgot anybody, feel free to write your own thing about yourself. I don't care, but let it be from me. That way I get the credit for giving you a piece.
Wish me luck
So in case the frustrations brought on by a crazy puerto rican mother or my own menopausal uberbitch mother consume my body, mind, and soul, I would like to let all know that I care for you all greatly, you've been great friends and closer to me than you know. Tit and I have spent lots of time here when we were a long distance couple and owe this great site plenty.
Albob: I'll never forget how you helped me get my only good grade in my history class at the end of the school year by being interviewed as someone who has seen lots of history. As often as we call you old, you were still not even close to the age the teacher was wanting. Still, together we bullshitted up the most convincing essay I'd ever written, and for once during that entire year I impressed the teacher. I still remember how shocked he was to see me present something worth turning in to the class. I think I got a C+
MJ: Sure you may or may not appear enough to see this thread but I would like to mention you anyway. You're a total asshole and one of the most annoying characters on the board, still it's been empty without you. I'm glad you're back and hope you stay around, especially to fill in my place for the next week I'm gone. It doesn't take much; just use every chance you get to talk about masturbation. The only other MJ I've ever known is Mary Jane off of the Spider-Man movie and so I think about you whenever I see the previews for the next movie. So I guess you could say I associate you with a hot red head chick. I meant that every bit as gay as it sounded.
Muscle_Girl: Speaking of hot red head chick, do you know any MG? Heh, I don't mean that. How's life treating you up in Canadia, eh? I've lost several bets around the boards about when you and IT are gonna hook up, and now that you're both in relationships I think I'm hard pressed to win it anytime soon. Honestly though, I hear those two fight alot they'll break up soon and then it's just up to you. Maybe after another "accidental" broken condom with your boyfriend you'll realize what he's been doing with the scissors he keeps adjacent to the condom drawer.
IT: I have learned so much from you dear friend. My vocabulary has risen to such new heights learning all the different ways to call someone gay. Aside from all the small penis jokes and the claims to have slept with my girlfriend, I think deep down what you really mean to say is that your girlfriend's dick is bigger than my own, which I will boldly accept and will allow you to win that argument. When you realize that Canada sucks you're more than welcome to stay at our place until you get your feet on the ground. You'll have to pay for your own damn viagra here in the states, but I hear the beer is cheaper.
David: I'm sorry right as you've returned to the boards I have to drive to the fucking end of the world right after (did I mention I'm driving all the fucking way to Myrtle Beach for tit's damn mom and she doesn't even have the address of where we're staying "We'll figure it out when we get there" Fucking dammit)
Sorry, anyway. Keep it real, I'm sorry tit and I never got a chance to hang out in Orlando with you last year. Tit says you scare her. Hell, it's not like we were going to invite her to the tittie bars anyway. Oh well, maybe next semester. Feel free to transfer your post count over to mine, or email me porn. Either one works.
Rock: I'm backtracking to the Icewind Dale trilogy in my readings now. After this series I don't know how I ever lived without it. When I am gone, you will be in charge of constructing a statue in my likeness. I would also like a song and a holiday for me.
Maniclion: I remember back in your hay day your creative splurges were very much my inspiration. Keep up the good work, and you're welcome to finish the Wizard of IM series if I never return. I couldn't trust it more in anybody else's hands.
Butterfly: Name the kid after me ok?
myCATpowerlifts: you will be in charge of cussing while I'm gone. If MJ slacks on his use of masterbation jokes you may fill in for him as well.
Kuso: I'm quite proud that your able to come up with all the nude photos and put them on the board, but not all of us get the same kick out of maggots eating them as you do. Sure scarring our minds as we sleep is fun for you, but 9/11 didn't affect my wacking habits as much as those damn pics did. Imagine the kitten population boom you initiated bastard
Dero: I have finally distinguished you from Kuso, although it took a maggot infested boobie to make me do it. I'm sorry about your hair. I'm sure it will grow normal some day. Maybe you can give some to albob.
OceanDude: When I return I will bring you a dictionary. What you do with it after that is completely your business, although I think we all know what you'll do with it. Pervert.
Pitboss: I'm leaving it up to you to create another "Can you do it???" contest that's as successful as your first. Strange how reluctant people are to put torture on themself. Can't figure it out.
gr81: um... wuzzup ma biyatch... um... see keep it real yo' wit all da bitches... eh... nigga... who am I kidding...
Vieope: your italics button is jammed.
Duncan/Dale Mabry: so whatever happened to Crono and the doodie factory? Is it really that hard to make up a scenario where I eat shit? C'mon, IT does it every day.
Burner: It has been so long since I've spoken to you but I don't want you to think I forgot about you. Keep david company while I'm gone. When I discover a new level of insanity on my upcoming trip I will name it after you. The Burner Effect.
GreekBlondChic: thanks for liking my Wizard of IM stories. You're fun. If anyone ever, like, mails you a big wooden horse and delivers it to your door... like, don't open it. I saw that in a movie once, and they all died. Brad Pitt was in it, and he was naked alot.
Prince: what's wrong buddy huh? Couldn't make it to King huh? Yeah I said it! So explain!
please don't ban me...
if I forgot anybody, feel free to write your own thing about yourself. I don't care, but let it be from me. That way I get the credit for giving you a piece.
Wish me luck
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By the time you get back I'll be leaving for a couple of weeks so I guess it will be a while. 
Sorry hon, I think the gf would be just a little pissed off at me. 
Can't imagine why though 
....ok that was dumb, my bad... 
..lol 
