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anybody got some interesting masterbation stories for me???????? your new friend---PAUL
 
pmorphy1 said:
anybody got some interesting masterbation stories for me????????

yeah one time I was yanking so hard, I ripped it right off. So I ate it and it ended up growing back. The strange thing is, it grew back with candy cane stripes on it. Not sure how that happened. At least I smell minty fresh now.
 
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damn where do you come up with this shit?
 
a classic post by baboon ...

I usually unload in a Twinkie, then I go outside and chuck the Twinkie against a wall.

:haha: :funny:
 
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