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The Monkey Man
07-31-2005, 11:04 AM
AHHHGGGHHH!!!!

I just read the thread about the sex parties in schools!?!? :cry:

Pregnant 10 and 13 year olds!?!?! :eek: :barf:


A license should be required by both parents for childbirth,
and 21 should be the age of eligibility!

AND some hefty classes needed to get the license = $$$$

And eventually whittle it down to one license per couple!

And if you have an unlicensed kid...
1st offense= fines and removal of the child
2nd offense= bigger fines possible jail
3rd offense= 3 strikes you're out - sterilization - done

Too many people in the world now!
Name a problem on this planet, chances are it's caused by overpopulation...

Homo sapiens have no natural predators or population control!!!

The control we have is ourselves, and that's not working!!!

The problem is Greed!!!

There's no reason for you to have all these children...
Do you need 5 kids to run your Ranch?
Have all your children died?

No... Greed, Greed, Greed!!!

Stop the madness! :mad:

GFR
07-31-2005, 11:32 AM
AHHHGGGHHH!!!!

I just read the thread about the sex parties in schools!?!? :cry:

Pregnant 10 and 13 year olds!?!?! :eek: :barf:


A license should be required by both parents for childbirth,
and 21 should be the age of eligibility!I agree 100%

AND some hefty classes needed to get the license = $$$$

And eventually whittle it down to one license per couple!

And if you have an unlicensed kid...
1st offense= fines and jail + removal of the child
2nd offense= bigger fines life in jail jail


Too many people in the world now!
Name a problem on this planet, chances are it's caused by overpopulation...

Homo sapiens have no natural predators or population control!!!GWB?

The control we have is ourselves, and that's not working!!!

The problem is Greed!!!

There's no reason for you to have all these children...
Do you need 5 kids to run your Ranch?
Have all your children died?

No... Greed, Greed, Greed!!!

Stop the madness! :mad:
:clapping:

BritChick
07-31-2005, 12:07 PM
21 should be the age of eligibility? :eek: :finger:
31 minimum!!!

Little Wing
07-31-2005, 12:12 PM
move to china monkey

http://www.powells.com/cgi-bin/imageDB.cgi?isbn=1585421170 (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=18BFDX53)

GFR
07-31-2005, 12:33 PM
move to china monkey

http://www.powells.com/cgi-bin/imageDB.cgi?isbn=1585421170 (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=18BFDX53)
I agree with rockgazer, we should send all our unwanted children to China.

Little Wing
07-31-2005, 12:50 PM
monkey is an unwanted child? that's sad.

clemson357
07-31-2005, 02:12 PM
eventually there will be a completely safe substance that temporarily sterilizes males for one year, and the government will give you a tax break if you show up and take it at the begining of each year...

The Monkey Man
07-31-2005, 02:38 PM
eventually there will be a completely safe substance that temporarily sterilizes males for one year, and the government will give you a tax break if you show up and take it at the begining of each year...
Ideas like this are the backbone of a fantastic plan...

What greed is more popular
to have money...
or to have offspring...

And I'm not saying have no kids, but limit it to two...

And be given a US 25% off federal income tax coupon for childless couples or non-parents.

(That means if you are a couple with one kid, who file jointly,
you get "as a couple" 12.5% off... And if you are single, with no kids
you also get 25% off yourself)

I like it...

Also it will be recommended that those 5 year birth control implants should be issued to children of proper age!!

Smart parents will do this to avoid jail sentences stemming from
unlicensed birth's!!

The Monkey Man
07-31-2005, 02:45 PM
Hmmm... :hmmm:

Starvation = Overpopulation
Traffic Jams = Overpopulation
Unemployment = Overpopulation
Rising feul costs = Overpopulation
Holy Wars = Overpopulation
Endangered Animal Species = Overpopulation
Greenhouse Effect/ Ozone depletion = Overpopulation
Rainforest Destruction = Overpopulation
Super Viruses/ Disease = Overpopulation <--- Aides, SARS, Etc

Any others?

GFR
07-31-2005, 03:56 PM
eventually there will be a completely safe substance that temporarily sterilizes males for one year, and the government will give you a tax break if you show up and take it at the begining of each year...
I have taken it.............................steroids :thumb:

bigss75
08-06-2005, 11:51 AM
Hmmm... :hmmm:

Starvation = Overpopulation
Traffic Jams = Overpopulation
Unemployment = Overpopulation
Rising feul costs = Overpopulation
Holy Wars = Overpopulation
Endangered Animal Species = Overpopulation
Greenhouse Effect/ Ozone depletion = Overpopulation
Rainforest Destruction = Overpopulation
Super Viruses/ Disease = Overpopulation <--- Aides, SARS, Etc

Any others?

Thats a good point. Something is wrong when kids are taking their kids to school with em. Babies seem to be the new style nowadays