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GFR
10-22-2005, 03:09 PM
What are your dating rules???
Just to start things off here are some deal breakers.....i.e. now way in hell I will date someone who...
1. Smokes
2. Is fat......a little chunky can be ok but no Piggy's
3. Makes less than 30K
4. Has bad credit or is in debt
5. Is Religious
6. Is less than a C cup
7. ......I'll think of some more.

lnvanry
10-22-2005, 03:11 PM
how about ugly foreman

GFR
10-22-2005, 03:14 PM
how about ugly foreman
Thats just a basic rule....
But I will date an average looking girl who has big Tits. :thumb:

Vieope
10-22-2005, 03:19 PM
But I will date an average looking girl who has big Tits. :thumb:
What if her so called big tits are under her genitals?

AnnaDTX
10-22-2005, 03:20 PM
Thats my rule, TELL THE OTHER PERSON ITS NOT WORKING OUT!


1. no smokers

Vieope
10-22-2005, 03:21 PM
I will think about some rules, I will be back to this thread later.

GFR
10-22-2005, 06:18 PM
Once they are approved I have a few rules that they must follow or its over.

1. No shaving the bush :finger:
2. No heavy drinking.....if they are drunks they have to go :wave:
3. No bitching or trying to change me.

goandykid
10-22-2005, 07:06 PM
Once they are approved I have a few rules that they must follow or its over.

1. No shaving the bush :finger:
2. No heavy drinking.....if they are drunks they have to go :wave:
3. No bitching or trying to change me.


I don't understand number 1. I prefer that they do, or at least trim that shit. :thumb:

ihateschoolmt
10-22-2005, 07:15 PM
1. No fatties
2. no ugly girls
Anything else I'm pretty much good with.

GFR
10-23-2005, 09:31 PM
I don't understand number 1. I prefer that they do, or at least trim that shit. :thumb:
That because you are a fag

lnvanry
10-23-2005, 09:34 PM
If there is a bush...she can forget about oral sex:p

MyK
10-23-2005, 09:36 PM
MyK's first rule of dating:

"only date girls who you are already sleeping with"

MyK
10-23-2005, 09:37 PM
If there is a bush...she can forget about oral sex:p

how about a big flower??


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lnvanry
10-23-2005, 09:37 PM
What if the chick was a skanky one nighter....do you really want to date her.

goandykid
10-23-2005, 10:11 PM
That because you are a fag

lol, the other ones agreed w/ me :p

Mista
10-23-2005, 10:18 PM
I dont know why prefering shaven girls makes you gay?

MyK
10-23-2005, 10:20 PM
MyK's second rule of dating:

"Don't pay for anything" if you buy a girl something and you are not fucking her I will personally reach through this monitor and punch you in the face!

goandykid
10-23-2005, 10:21 PM
I dont know why prefering shaven girls makes you gay?

Exactly, maybe Foreman likes coughing up hairballs? :hmmm: ;)

GFR
10-23-2005, 10:22 PM
lol, the other ones agreed w/ me :p
Its just a generational thing....................I got laid for the first time in 1983....all the girls had full bush back then...........so thats what I'm usto...
Now they all shave so you young people are usto that.......





By the way how the hell do you spell usto???

goandykid
10-23-2005, 10:22 PM
useta

GFR
10-23-2005, 10:22 PM
I dont know why prefering shaven girls makes you gay?
Its called kidding him ;)

Jodi
10-23-2005, 10:23 PM
What are your dating rules???
Just to start things off here are some deal breakers.....i.e. now way in hell I will date someone who...
1. Smokes
2. Is fat......a little chunky can be ok but no Piggy's
3. Makes less than 30K
4. Has bad credit or is in debt
5. Is Religious
6. Is less than a C cup
7. ......I'll think of some more.
You do realize that most girls that are in shape don't have a C cup unless they are fake right?

goandykid
10-23-2005, 10:23 PM
words liek that change to, to ta: hadta, useta, etc

GFR
10-23-2005, 10:23 PM
useta
or is it use to :confused:

goandykid
10-23-2005, 10:24 PM
You do realize that most girls that are in shape don't have a C cup unless they are fake right?

Let a man dream damnt :mad: ;)

goandykid
10-23-2005, 10:24 PM
or is it use to :confused:
if u were gonna say that then it would actually be used to

MyK
10-23-2005, 10:25 PM
used to???

I say a girl today riding a bike she was like 9 or 10 and had the thong hanging out the back of her jeans!!! it was such a turn on!

GFR
10-23-2005, 10:25 PM
You do realize that most girls that are in shape don't have a C cup unless they are fake right?
I don't date girls with 10% body fat
and most of the girls I have darted were normal body fat....whatever that is and a C or D cup...
And actually the C cup is the average bra size in the UK and America.

goandykid
10-23-2005, 10:26 PM
used to???

I say a girl today riding a bike she was like 9 or 10 and had the thong hanging out the back of her jeans!!! it was such a turn on!

lol, that was mildly fnny until i saw ur sig

GFR
10-23-2005, 10:26 PM
used to???

I say a girl today riding a bike she was like 9 or 10 and had the thong hanging out the back of her jeans!!! it was such a turn on!
God damn I'm stupid :mad:
thats it :clapping: :clapping:

goandykid
10-23-2005, 10:26 PM
i already said that, grrrr

MyK
10-23-2005, 10:27 PM
lol, that was mildly fnny until i saw ur sig

if she's old enough to crawl she's in the right position :thumb:

MyK
10-23-2005, 10:28 PM
God damn I'm stupid :mad:
thats it :clapping: :clapping:

don't you have a degree in english????

goandykid
10-23-2005, 10:28 PM
hahaha u jsut won the privelege of makign it into my sig


vieope had held that spot for months

Jodi
10-23-2005, 10:31 PM
What are your dating rules???

1. Must realize that I like who I am they can't change me.
2. I like to workout and be athletic and no it's not a phase, it's my lifestyle
3. I eat healthy (most of the time) and they need to be health consious too
4. No smokers
5. Must be athletic
6. They can't need me to make them happy. He needs to be happy with who he is.
7. I will go out with my friends at least once a month and no, you are not invited. Go out with your friends and let me go out without you.
8. I am an independent woman and I need a companion not a father.

Maybe I'm too picky lol. Guess I know why I'm single :laugh:

GFR
10-23-2005, 10:31 PM
don't you have a degree in English????
English Literature.....................my professors hated me for my shit spelling and grammar :laugh:

GFR
10-23-2005, 10:32 PM
1. Must realize that I like who I am they can't change me.
2. I like to workout and be athletic and no it's not a phase, it's my lifestyle
3. I eat healthy (most of the time) and they need to be health consious too
4. No smokers
5. Must be athletic
6. They can't need me to make them happy. He needs to be happy with who he is.
7. I will go out with my friends at least once a month and no, you are not invited. Go out with your friends and let me go out without you.
8. I am an independent woman and I need a companion not a father.

Maybe I'm too picky lol. Guess I know why I'm single :laugh:
Those are great rules esp #7 :thumb:

Jodi
10-23-2005, 10:33 PM
I don't date girls with 10% body fat
and most of the girls I have darted were normal body fat....whatever that is and a C or D cup...
And actually the C cup is the average bra size in the UK and America.
That doesn't mean anything. Before I started working out I was bigger but it went away as I became more athletic and I am not no 10% :laugh:

MyK
10-23-2005, 10:35 PM
hahaha u jsut won the privelege of makign it into my sig


vieope had held that spot for months


I always make it in to peoples sigs, its quite the trend I started!

GFR
10-23-2005, 10:35 PM
That doesn't mean anything. Before I started working out I was bigger but it went away as I became more athletic and I am not no 10% :laugh:
Ok I will be more clear....................must have one of the 3
Big breasts
or
great butt...............weightlifting females almost always have this
or
good looking face

I don't think this is picky........I just want 1 of the 3

MyK
10-23-2005, 10:36 PM
Ok I will be more clear....................must have one of the 3
Big breasts
or
great butt...............weightlifting females almost always have this
or
good looking face

I don't think this is picky........I just want 1 of the 3

those are not dating rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

GFR
10-23-2005, 10:38 PM
I don't see where you are coming from

Jodi
10-23-2005, 10:38 PM
Ok I will be more clear....................must have one of the 3
Big breasts
or
great butt...............weightlifting females almost always have this
or
good looking face

I don't think this is picky........I just want 1 of the 3
Thats better and more realistic.

goandykid
10-23-2005, 10:42 PM
Once they are approved I have a few rules that they must follow or its over.

1. No shaving the bush :finger:
2. No heavy drinking.....if they are drunks they have to go :wave:
3. No bitching or trying to change me.

Jodi just broke number 3 -.-

Foreman went from being picky to accepting anything post-op.

MyK
10-23-2005, 10:42 PM
I don't see where you are coming from

those are qualities that a person has to have for you to be interested. dating rules are behaviours that you will or will not do on a date!

GFR
10-23-2005, 10:44 PM
Jodi just broke number 3 -.-

Foreman went from being picky to accepting anything post-op.
Not really...............I do give 6 stars to a DD cup and only 3 stars to a great ass or face :thumb:

Jodi
10-23-2005, 10:44 PM
Jodi just broke number 3 -.-

Foreman went from being picky to accepting anything post-op.
:haha: I would hardly call that bitching. I was just stating the obvious. You find me one athletic/fit girl that has a NATURAL C cup! I'd make a bet that you can't find one ;)

goandykid
10-23-2005, 10:45 PM
:haha: I would hardly call that bitching. I was just stating the obvious. You find me one athletic/fit girl that has a NATURAL C cup! I'd make a bet that you can't find one ;)


How about you find me one and we call it even ;) :D

GFR
10-23-2005, 10:45 PM
I have found dozens of them

Jodi
10-23-2005, 10:46 PM
I guess your standards are actually pretty low then athletically speaking. ;) A thin girl doesn't mean athletic.

goandykid
10-23-2005, 10:47 PM
Jodi. You are making boobies complicated. Stop.






:p

GFR
10-23-2005, 10:48 PM
Have you personally met all the girls I have dated???

Jodi
10-23-2005, 10:49 PM
Can't say I have but they apparantely either lied to you or they aren't really that athletic. It's a known fact that women who are athletic do not have big boobs. :shrug:

MyK
10-23-2005, 10:50 PM
MyK's third rule of dating:

"allways know where your gonna go and what you wanna do, and have options available"

don't be undecisive, if you find your self saying "i don't know what do you want to do?" cut your balls off and weld your zipper shut you are a pussy and will never get laid!

GFR
10-23-2005, 10:51 PM
A C cup is not big..............
thats like you saying 7 inches is huge....

goandykid
10-23-2005, 10:53 PM
Can someone explain to my young, ignrant self how the letter system differs from the numbering system

goandykid
10-23-2005, 10:53 PM
ignorant*, lol

Jodi
10-23-2005, 10:53 PM
I think a C cup is bigger than you think. Me thinks you may not know how big a c cup actually is. :lol: Yeah, its not huge but it's not small that's for sure.

lnvanry
10-23-2005, 10:54 PM
A C cup is not big..............
thats like you saying 7 inches is huge....
both are pretty solid:laugh:

GFR
10-23-2005, 10:57 PM
I think a C cup is bigger than you think. Me thinks you may not know how big a c cup actually is. :lol: Yeah, its not huge but it's not small that's for sure.
Average cup size in America and the UK is a c cup.......granted 25% of them are fat.....still that is not unusually big at all :thumb:

And I am an expert on cup size ;) My wife is a double D.......but I know she really is only a D cup...But I let her enjoy her illusions.

GFR
10-23-2005, 10:59 PM
both are pretty solid:laugh:
Yep :thumb: no shame in either................but not enough to brag about :laugh:

goandykid
10-23-2005, 11:00 PM
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).
3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

Some stuff on the ladies
------------------------------
1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do).
43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex
5) 95% of women shave their privates.

Both
--------------------------------
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they
have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.
3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

5 Reasons Why Sex is Good
---------------------------------------------
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you
have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.
3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.
4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and
shinier and tone your physic.
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know
----------------------------------------
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to
running 75 miles!!!!

goandykid
10-23-2005, 11:00 PM
most importantly :

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.

Jodi
10-23-2005, 11:02 PM
I never said a c cup is big. But for an athletic women it's a big size. Hell I wish I could have a c cup again but I'm not about to get fat to get it, ah well.

GFR
10-23-2005, 11:03 PM
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).



3) 60% of women have had breast implants.


Keep lying to yourself tiny :laugh:

MyK
10-23-2005, 11:03 PM
I never said a c cup is big. But for an athletic women it's a big size. Hell I wish I could have a c cup again but I'm not about to get fat to get it, ah well.
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goandykid
10-23-2005, 11:04 PM
Keep lying to yourself tiny :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


i was trying to boost ur self esteem foreman

GFR
10-23-2005, 11:05 PM
I never said a c cup is big. But for an athletic women it's a big size. Hell I wish I could have a c cup again but I'm not about to get fat to get it, ah well.
In the tiny obscure world of fitness models or female bodybuilders in contest shape................Yes a natural C cup is huge.....

GFR
10-23-2005, 11:06 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


i was trying to boost ur self esteem foreman
I didn't realize you were thinking about my penis :scared: :eek2:

goandykid
10-23-2005, 11:07 PM
I didn't realize you were thinking about my penis :scared: :eek2:



:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

touche...

lnvanry
10-23-2005, 11:09 PM
60% of women have breast implants....where did they do this survey....Orange County?:laugh:

GFR
10-23-2005, 11:09 PM
Ok no more of all you peoples insecurity about your tiny breasts or penises..........
Dating rules only..........post them.

MyK
10-23-2005, 11:10 PM
im going to orange county

goandykid
10-23-2005, 11:11 PM
one of my honest rules is: cannot be a cowboys fan.

fuck that, i couldnt put up w/ that.

goandykid
10-23-2005, 11:13 PM
cant b smelly

lnvanry
10-23-2005, 11:13 PM
Ok no more of all you peoples insecurity about your tiny breasts or penises..........
Dating rules only..........post them.
OK here are my basic rules:

1. Realistic not an idealist (I can only be around idealist so long)

2. some degree of class and maturity
3. attractive
4. she cannot be dependent on me...some dependence is OK, but I need seperate time too...There is nothing worse than being smothered

goandykid
10-23-2005, 11:13 PM
no mustaches

MyK
10-23-2005, 11:16 PM
loves to give blow jobs

goandykid
10-23-2005, 11:19 PM
needs to b able to carry on a conversation

MyK
10-23-2005, 11:21 PM
needs to b able to carry on a conversation

dude, how is she able to talk when your cocks in her mouth, your too picky

goandykid
10-23-2005, 11:25 PM
dude, how is she able to talk when your cocks in her mouth, your too picky

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Jodi
10-24-2005, 07:44 AM
In the tiny obscure world of fitness models or female bodybuilders in contest shape................Yes a natural C cup is huge.....
Uggghh........I give up! :rolleyes: You are missing my whole point. Oh well!

NeilPearson
10-24-2005, 08:01 AM
In the tiny obscure world of fitness models or female bodybuilders in contest shape................Yes a natural C cup is huge.....

And most guys I know (including myself) would rather have a girl with less muscle and a C cup

Jodi
10-24-2005, 08:37 AM
:rolleyes:

GFR
10-24-2005, 03:53 PM
And most guys I know (including myself) would rather have a girl with less muscle and a C cup
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