Thread: Put my Chicken Breast in the Blender

So wait...Blending it into a paste with milk DOESNT make you want to puke?

You have to be using orals. Because only then do i feel like puking when i eat.

What are you using? Because if youre using test or other injects, you should be beasting your food down faster than you can stock it up.

Get your liver checked. Or pick up some gainer mix.

That's the thing. I eat so much chicken that I just can't stand to chew and swallow it anymore. I'm not having trouble with anything else just chicken but I have it at least everyday and most days twice. I'm not lacking food or calories. I'm gaining plenty of weight still. I know how to bulk. Chicken, Milk, and watermelon. Wonder if anybody ever did that combo before.

Not on orals anymore. Just test at this point.

Tomorrow I'm gonna put the rice in with it.

Dude, if I was you, I would invest in a spice rack.

Haha. Fuck that. I spend too much time cooking. I'm no chef. I just need to get through these next 4 weeks and I can get back to eating normal amounts of food. I'll be fine blending for now. As a matter of a fact I'm about to walk down and blend another one before bed. Maybe a bowl of life cereal after.

I loled hard at this.

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I used to blend all my chicken but with just water! wasn't too bad, it allowed me to consume about 2.2lbs of chicken a day!
I much prefer eating it though now

On a normal schedule I enjoy eating chicken too. I'm kinda ready for this cycle to be over. I put on alittle over 25 lbls thus far and a little more fat in my belly and ass than I would like. Gonna lean out a little naturally and bulk again in December.

Originally Posted by Work IN Progress

That's the thing. I eat so much chicken that I just can't stand to chew and swallow it anymore. I'm not having trouble with anything else just chicken but I have it at least everyday and most days twice. I'm not lacking food or calories. I'm gaining plenty of weight still. I know how to bulk. Chicken, Milk, and watermelon. Wonder if anybody ever did that combo before.

Not on orals anymore. Just test at this point.

Tomorrow I'm gonna put the rice in with it.

How much milk do you drink during the day??? that goes for cottage cheese also. the reas0n i ask is cause i had no appitite and always felt full and bloated. I cut down on the milk and I use a lactase enzyme when i do drink milk or eat dairy. That made all the difference in the world. I am starving all the time now. Apperantly im a little lactose intolerant..

BTW i tied water and meatloaf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I puked!!! Its so frustrating when you need to eat and you just cant.

Lol. You gotta read my post. It's only chicken I'm having an issue with. My appetite is fine. I eat tons. It's just chicken so I blend it.

Originally Posted by Work IN Progress

Lol. You gotta read my post. It's only chicken I'm having an issue with. My appetite is fine. I eat tons. It's just chicken so I blend it.

Great I just embarassed myself with my meat loaf secret!!!lol Id rather eat chicken thats chopped up and mixed with something than to eat a whole breast or whatever by itself. so i hear ya there too!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry

I've always wanted to do it but never did, blend chicken that is, not meatloaf. LOL

My lunch yesterday... note the mushroom sauce. Yummmm
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My wife is a nurse, I need to try and find IV style protein, and just run a bag a day lol!

Originally Posted by OldSchoolLifter

My wife is a nurse, I need to try and find IV style protein, and just run a bag a day lol!

Was chatting to a guy at the gym, certain people with eating problems get PEG fed a tube directly into the stomach.
Just imagine you would never have to physically eat again! that would be absoulte heaven, like 20,000 calorie bulk!!

You are a true warrior, bro. Maybe you should open up a smoothie shop for bb's.

I'll have a large chicken breast watermelon to go please.

Originally Posted by GMO

You are a true warrior, bro. Maybe you should open up a smoothie shop for bb's.

I'll have a large chicken breast watermelon to go please.

You may be onto something there. If it flies I'll kick you a 3% royalty on total gross profits for life. I told all of my buddies and a few suggested pineapple and strawberry since they are a stronger flavored fruit. It's not bad at all. I did it again today for my second meal. Added a little extra watermelon and it was even better and smoother. I'm gonna try some other blends since I have 4 weeks left on cycle.

Originally Posted by Kusakup

Dude, if I was you, I would invest in a spice rack.

Mate this is bang on. A nice chargrill or barbecue marinade brings your chicken to life (not litteraly)

Gonna do this too. Chicken and rice is really starting to get old and I find myself just chewing for a long time and not wanting to swallow it. Such a pain in the ass.

Lol I can kinda understand that, chicken is just too bland and dry for me to eat all the time. I can eat just about anything and be hungry again an hour or so later, but when it comes to chicken I lose all desire to eat unless it's smothered in barbecue sauce and cooked just right.

Originally Posted by trapzilla

Was chatting to a guy at the gym, certain people with eating problems get PEG fed a tube directly into the stomach.
Just imagine you would never have to physically eat again! that would be absoulte heaven, like 20,000 calorie bulk!!

It ain't as cool as it sounds. I've taken care of patients with them and they pretty much wish the opposite. Usually if it's short term feeding via enteral route, they will go with a NG tube. PEG tubes are sort of the last resort because it's long term. I've seen them put into the femoral/groin area with a huge ass bag pumping nothing, but premixed nutrition

You should start doing infomercials for the Magic Bullet. Seriously. Just when I thought I'd heard it all before.

holy crap lol that sounds disgusting

Ive been doing it for every meal since. It is like a badass protien shake on steroids. I drink down 8-12 oz of chicken and then eat my rice. The key is to get it smooth enough that it mimics a Powder shake. Im tellin ya. Watermelon is the key.

Originally Posted by djlance

It ain't as cool as it sounds. I've taken care of patients with them and they pretty much wish the opposite. Usually if it's short term feeding via enteral route, they will go with a NG tube. PEG tubes are sort of the last resort because it's long term. I've seen them put into the femoral/groin area with a huge ass bag pumping nothing, but premixed nutrition

Wasn't being entirely serious. As a training dieitian I am more than aware of the reality of the situation facing those who are PEG fed.

So how come you don't just drink more protein powder? I don't see how 50g of protein from whey isolate with maybe a little olive oil is any different than blended chicken?

Everybody says real food is better so thats what I do.

Originally Posted by trapzilla

Wasn't being entirely serious. As a training dieitian I am more than aware of the reality of the situation facing those who are PEG fed.

It's cool. I just didn't want people around here, who didn't know what a PEG or NG tube were, to start thinking that this would be a smart idea. People will do anything and everything ya know.