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05-13-2003, 09:08 PM #1OMGWTFBBQ
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UGH... pizza is satan
Just feel like venting...
I had pizza for the first time in 7 months... and holy crap, this is the last time i ever have it. After being used to 6 efficient meals a day, this one glob of saturated fat hit me like a brick, and that brick doesnt feel like its moving from my stomach any time soon.
I must say though, one good thing did come out of this - i hit the gym an hour later (leg day), and pushed myself just a little bit harder on those squats in the hopes of making myself puke, so as to rid myself of this foulness i consumed. Alas, my stomached steeled itself and kept its greasy treasure to itself.
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05-13-2003, 10:23 PM #2I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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Hey, at least it wasn't KFC! Now, I hadn't eat them for months and the idiots at work asked me and I ordered... 2 pc with Coleslaw and I felt ill the rest of the day and really, I had one bite out of a teenie-weenie leg and ate the cole slaw.
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05-14-2003, 06:13 AM #4pedal pedal pedal MODERATOR
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Re: UGH... pizza is satan
Originally posted by Monolith
Just feel like venting...
I had pizza for the first time in 7 months... and holy crap, this is the last time i ever have it. After being used to 6 efficient meals a day, this one glob of saturated fat hit me like a brick, and that brick doesnt feel like its moving from my stomach any time soon.
LOL!
Yup, sounds like my last pizza experience.
Eating healthy for so long makes you a real pussy when it comes to eating junk food.
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05-14-2003, 06:31 AM #5FTW
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Re: Re: UGH... pizza is satan
Originally posted by I Are Baboon
LOL!
Yup, sounds like my last pizza experience. Eating healthy for so long makes you a real pussy when it comes to eating junk food.
For me, Pizza is great I need to take a hugh shit......Works every time.
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Re: Re: Re: UGH... pizza is satan
Originally posted by Rusty
For me, Pizza is great I need to take a hugh shit......Works every time.
No kidding!! I can actually recognize some of it after it's gone thru.Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
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05-14-2003, 06:51 AM #7OMGWTFBBQ
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I can just picture you bent over the bowl trying to differentiate between a dingle-berry and a pepperoni.Originally posted by Rob_NC
No kidding!! I can actually recognize some of it after it's gone thru.
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05-14-2003, 06:57 AM #8FTW
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Re: Re: Re: Re: UGH... pizza is satan
Originally posted by Rob_NC
No kidding!! I can actually recognize some of it after it's gone thru.
Have them put jalapeno's on your next pizza. When you go take a shit, you'll feel those bastards comming out. They burn on the way out.
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05-14-2003, 07:26 AM #9Registered User
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: UGH... pizza is satan
No thanks. That's why I can't eat my wife's chili anymore. The cayan pepper messes my up.Originally posted by Rusty
Have them put jalapeno's on your next pizza. When you go take a shit, you'll feel those bastards comming out. They burn on the way out.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
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05-14-2003, 07:49 AM #10FTW
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I cut loose and have it, once every couple of months.........
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05-14-2003, 09:45 AM #11King of the Dog Freaks ELITE MEMBER
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I screwed up and have some gourmet pizza a few weeks ago and it sucked. What I wouldn't do for a new york city italian slice but I promised myself one slice of pizza per year.
Because I'm not on an Atkins Diet nor would I ever do one. I'm a BB not a dieter!
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05-14-2003, 11:31 AM #12Registered User
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Originally posted by eskimo515
I screwed up and have some gourmet pizza a few weeks ago and it sucked. What I wouldn't do for a new york city italian slice but I promised myself one slice of pizza per year.
Is this an example of will power or dedication?Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
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05-14-2003, 01:27 PM #13King of the Dog Freaks ELITE MEMBER
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It's a combination of both, recognizing that there are some foods that I can never eat again like I used to. Back in the old days of my fatness, I could kill a couiple of slices three times a week. So I have a list of foods that I may never eat again (like entenmann's chocolate donuts) and foods that I will allow once a year (like pizza).
Because I'm not on an Atkins Diet nor would I ever do one. I'm a BB not a dieter! - Jodi
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05-14-2003, 02:03 PM #14Registered User
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Originally posted by eskimo515
It's a combination of both, recognizing that there are some foods that I can never eat again like I used to. Back in the old days of my fatness, I could kill a couiple of slices three times a week. So I have a list of foods that I may never eat again (like entenmann's chocolate donuts) and foods that I will allow once a year (like pizza).
They say sex is the best cardio exercise going. Hope you haven't sworn that off.Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
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05-14-2003, 03:10 PM #15King of the Dog Freaks ELITE MEMBER
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Hell, no. And my wife makes sure I eat during sex, too!
Because I'm not on an Atkins Diet nor would I ever do one. I'm a BB not a dieter! - Jodi
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05-14-2003, 06:33 PM #16Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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I had a BBQ chicken pizza in Oz 2 weeks ago, DAMNED it was nice....hadn`t had a good pizza in years
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05-15-2003, 06:24 AM #17Registered User
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Originally posted by eskimo515
Hell, no. And my wife makes sure I eat during sex, too!
Make sure you floss your teeth.
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i gave in to pizza last night
and agree it is greasy overrated crap. at least it does have some nutrients though unlike true junk food. yes it is full of fat but if you have meat and veggies there is also protien and vits. small consolation for my thighs though. anyway...i feel for you man
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05-16-2003, 11:21 AM #19FTW
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Do you guys really eat Goanna? <--- Not sure of the spelling of that little lizard.Originally posted by kuso
I had a BBQ chicken pizza in Oz 2 weeks ago, DAMNED it was nice....hadn`t had a good pizza in years
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05-16-2003, 11:22 AM #20FTW
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I thought you were training for a comp? Or do I have the wrong person?Originally posted by TimeaJr
i gave in to pizza last night and agree it is greasy overrated crap. at least it does have some nutrients though unlike true junk food. yes it is full of fat but if you have meat and veggies there is also protien and vits. small consolation for my thighs though. anyway...i feel for you man
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05-16-2003, 11:37 AM #21Registered User
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Rusty......goanna....not bad to eat....bit stringy
Kangaroo...very gamie but no fat/ high protien
Turtle......wishy-washy.....like chewie fish
snake.....stringy.....but not bad
Emu....very very gamie....but not bad...like Roo
Buffelo .... water kind.....very very tough cow!!!Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!
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05-16-2003, 11:42 AM #22JB'Os THONG ELITE MEMBER
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Send the pizza exorcist to my house then because i am possesed, head is spinning as we speak ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRR pizza
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i am rusty but it is 11 months away. it will be my first so i am starting training far in advance. anyway yesterday was a cheat day. i am not seriously dieting down for some time yet.
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05-16-2003, 11:49 AM #24FTW
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Well, then you have enough time to go out drinking...........Originally posted by TimeaJr
i am rusty but it is 11 months away. it will be my first so i am starting training far in advance. anyway yesterday was a cheat day. i am not seriously dieting down for some time yet.
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sure do...want to come?
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Oh boy.......
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05-16-2003, 12:01 PM #27FTW
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Originally posted by TimeaJr
sure do...want to come?
.....any time your ready........
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rats! All this pizza talk and now I'm in a cutting cycle?
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05-16-2003, 12:49 PM #29FTW
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Dave, were not talking Pizza anymore. We are now talking about SEX.............Originally posted by david
rats! All this pizza talk and now I'm in a cutting cycle?
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05-16-2003, 12:51 PM #30End of the world ELITE MEMBER
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Notice how long it took DM to jump on that one.Originally posted by DaMayor
Oh boy.......
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