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06-27-2004, 10:40 AM #1Registered User
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Incredible food!!
Brothers,
For the past week, I have been experiencing explosive growth. The secret? Dog meat. High in protein, readily digestible, and cheap.
Recently, I hired a new chef- a Korean named Kwak. Kwak told me all about dogmeat's powers- and Nobby and I decided that we had to include it in our bulking diet!
We went to the local animal shelter, and left with 5 large dogs that Kwak picked out himself. Nobby killed each dog with a massive punch to the head, putting them out of their misery instantly.
Kwak handled the rest.
Nobby and I have been eating 10 pounds of dogmeat a day, and brothers, my lifts are all up 15 percent.
But some people are ignorant, and simply don't respect other cultures. Later, at the gym, in between sets of cheat reverse curls with 225 pounds I decided to snack on a dog leg I had brought along in my training bag. There I was, quietly feasting on the roasted dog leg, when a woman asked me what I was eating.
"Dog. Would you like a bite?" I offered, holding out the leg to her.
"You are a BEAST!" she screamed in my face. I had had enough of her rudeness, and promptly shoved the dog leg into her mouth. Nobby stood next to her and, glaring, snarled "Fookin eat, bitch!" She chewed on the dog leg and then ran off screaming.
Nobby and I roared with laughter that was heard for miles around.
So, lads, head to the humane society and stock up!!
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06-27-2004, 12:17 PM #3Nor*Cal ELITE MEMBER
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Exactly....
Originally Posted by Paynne
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06-27-2004, 12:19 PM #4I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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wow, that is brilliant, eating meat in the middle of a work-out. Originally Posted by Churchill
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06-27-2004, 01:31 PM #5Back to reality
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Why the hell would you do something like that? Are you for real?????????? Eat what YOU want, but respect other peoples opinions. If you would have shoved ANY kind of meat in my mouth I would have knocked you out. Originally Posted by Churchill
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06-27-2004, 02:04 PM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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This is obviously a joke.
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06-27-2004, 04:37 PM #7Registered User
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I can't believe only one person realized this. Lighten up, people! Originally Posted by cappo5150
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06-27-2004, 04:52 PM #8Is Doin It 4 Da Shorteez
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the fact is it isn't even funny.... Originally Posted by gza
I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.
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06-27-2004, 05:02 PM #9I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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I knew it was sarcastic, I cannot call it a joke though cause jokes are funny. Originally Posted by gza
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06-27-2004, 05:12 PM #10Go Phillies!
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Real funny.... hahaha
. Almost as funny as your first post. You are really getting off on the right foot with these knee slappers.
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06-27-2004, 05:41 PM #11Sackin' up every day
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i usually like to chew on some raw porterhouse while i'm busting out my 300 lbs. cheat curls, "but to each his own"
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"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" Pink Floyd, Another Brick in the Wall
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06-27-2004, 05:50 PM #12Registered User
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Not funny. Boring, racist, and immature.
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06-27-2004, 07:15 PM #13UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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Is this Jonwell resurrected?
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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Why Churchill, I may be drunk, but you are full of dog shit. And in the morning, I'll be sober. But you'll still be full of dog shit!
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06-27-2004, 08:46 PM #15Back to reality
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You never know....some people... Originally Posted by cappo5150
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06-27-2004, 08:49 PM #16Sackin' up every day
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love the churchhill quote on that one, that guy was one funny dude Originally Posted by Downtown Guy
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"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" Pink Floyd, Another Brick in the Wall
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06-27-2004, 10:22 PM #17INK NOT MINK ELITE MEMBER
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can we ban you from this forum??
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Yeah, Wolf, Winston Churchill had a lot of great lines. This guy who is abusing Winston's last name on this board seems to have nothing but obnoxious BS. Originally Posted by aztecwolf
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06-28-2004, 09:16 PM #19Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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It does sound like something Jonwell would write. Originally Posted by rock4832
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Hows that weed bro
Mm777
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06-29-2004, 05:54 AM #21Unstoppable Force ELITE MEMBER
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I can actually feel my IQ going down.
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Sounds of a similar vain to posts by Victorian Guy.
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