Shit!!

j rizz · 01-18-2005, 10:58 PM

since starting my new bulking diet.. i have been noticing that my shit has become very hard.. is this due to the protein or that im eating clean food and my body is shitting out pure waste.. or is this not normal??
anyone else with this??

thatguy · 01-18-2005, 11:07 PM

Drink more water. I had the same reaction and more water fixed the problem.

PreMier · 01-18-2005, 11:10 PM

Eat more fiber also..

JLB001 · 01-19-2005, 12:58 PM

are they floaters or sinkers? Floaters are good. Sinkers are the bad stuff going bye bye

DOMS · 01-19-2005, 01:04 PM

"Bad Stuff"?

Witmaster · 01-19-2005, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JLB001

are they floaters or sinkers? Floaters are good. Sinkers are the bad stuff going bye bye

OK, you just threw me....

Does this mean that "floaters" are good stuff being passed through OR is it Good to have Floaters?

Sinkers, you stated, are "bad stuff going bye bye" so I conclude the obvious that bad stuff going bye bye is good. I'm no fecal expert so.... enlighten me please

JLB001 · 01-19-2005, 01:21 PM

Ok...when you eat junk food you get sinkers, when you eat clean you have floaters.

Paynne · 01-19-2005, 01:37 PM

It's amazing how much one can learn on a forum.

j rizz · 01-19-2005, 08:46 PM

guitar_man04 · 01-19-2005, 08:46 PM

Thats odd. I agree with paynne. Never heard it but I am willing to buy it.

thatguy · 01-19-2005, 09:00 PM

I second that.

PreMier · 01-19-2005, 09:02 PM

Its because of the fiber.. The more fiber you get, the better, and it will lower the density, making it 'float'.

Curlingcadys · 01-19-2005, 09:08 PM

were certainly not here to leave ANYTHING in the dark are we?!

oddly enough I learned somthing..

Cold Iron · 01-19-2005, 09:18 PM

You know you're hardcore when you check out your shit to see if it floats..

Metalman777 · 01-20-2005, 06:09 AM

Greens, greens,greens + lots of water +fiber... and you'll be all set..

jaim91 · 01-20-2005, 08:24 AM

I heard that there was a certain way to rub your stomach in order to stimulate yoru bowels. Is this an urban legend??

crazy_enough · 01-20-2005, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jaim91

I heard that there was a certain way to rub your stomach in order to stimulate yoru bowels. Is this an urban legend??

Its prolly true...If you can stimulate or accelerate the birth of a child thru belly massages during labor, I bet you can do the same with...well, bowels....While I hate to compare children to doodoo.....

Pylon · 01-20-2005, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by crazy_enough

While I hate to compare children to doodoo.....

You've clearly never met the kids running around in my neighborhood...

crazy_enough · 01-20-2005, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Pylon

You've clearly never met the kids running around in my neighborhood...

LOLOLOL

mikeruurds · 01-20-2005, 08:51 AM

I'd better ask for a little "extra attention" the next time I go for a Swedish full body massage!

bracewater · 01-20-2005, 08:51 AM

add a cucumber to your diet everyday.

like clockwork

BigDyl · 01-20-2005, 09:41 AM

What if it does the backstroke while saying "Hidey Ho! Is that good or bad?

thatguy · 01-20-2005, 09:43 AM

Definitely good. That means you have "happy poop."

Witmaster · 01-20-2005, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by BigDyl

What if it does the backstroke while saying "Hidey Ho! Is that good or bad?

Well, it probably means you ate the wrong kind of mushrooms in your salad that day. Whether it is good or bad is entirely up to you

j rizz · 01-20-2005, 11:36 AM

AHAHAHAAHA!!!!
i knew my the shrooms on my salad were tasting a little bit like styrofoam

DemolitionNine · 01-20-2005, 11:54 AM

ROFL ... this's too damned funny....

j rizz · 01-20-2005, 01:13 PM

well.. what if ur turds are to long and half of it sinks and the other half comes out of the water onto the bowl...??? then what?
should i cut it in half into 2 perfectly simetrical turds of equal diameter and weight them using the method of water displacement???

crazy_enough · 01-20-2005, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by j rizz

well.. what if ur turds are to long and half of it sinks and the other half comes out of the water onto the bowl...??? then what?
should i cut it in half into 2 perfectly simetrical turds of equal diameter and weight them using the method of water displacement???

Oh Gosh....I don't think that you should even be considering any "turd" manipulation !!!!

I was told that a healthy person should technicaly dump about 12 inches worth of solid humm.....waste, twice a day. 12 inches!!!!!! Thats soundz like a whole lotta doodoo...

largepkg · 01-20-2005, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by j rizz

well.. what if ur turds are to long and half of it sinks and the other half comes out of the water onto the bowl...??? then what?
should i cut it in half into 2 perfectly simetrical turds of equal diameter and weight them using the method of water displacement???

Where is Dale when you need him? He would be the expert of fecal weight.

01-18-2005, 10:58 PM	#1
j rizz Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cleveland Posts: 326	Shit!! since starting my new bulking diet.. i have been noticing that my shit has become very hard.. is this due to the protein or that im eating clean food and my body is shitting out pure waste.. or is this not normal?? anyone else with this??

01-18-2005, 11:10 PM	#3
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01-19-2005, 12:58 PM	#4
JLB001 I see YOU!! Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Houston Posts: 8,293 Photos: 5	are they floaters or sinkers? Floaters are good. Sinkers are the bad stuff going bye bye
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01-19-2005, 01:21 PM	#7
JLB001 I see YOU!! Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Houston Posts: 8,293 Photos: 5	Ok...when you eat junk food you get sinkers, when you eat clean you have floaters.
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01-19-2005, 08:46 PM	#9
j rizz Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cleveland Posts: 326	lol

01-18-2005, 11:07 PM	#2
thatguy Training again...finally Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 904	Drink more water. I had the same reaction and more water fixed the problem.

01-19-2005, 01:04 PM	#5
DOMS Metrosexual Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In a van, down by the river... Posts: 21,490 Photos: 5	"Bad Stuff"?

01-19-2005, 01:37 PM	#8
Paynne ╔═╬═╝ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Southern NJ Posts: 686	It's amazing how much one can learn on a forum.

01-19-2005, 08:46 PM	#10
guitar_man04 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 26	Thats odd. I agree with paynne. Never heard it but I am willing to buy it.

01-19-2005, 09:00 PM	#11
thatguy Training again...finally Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 904	I second that.

01-19-2005, 09:02 PM	#12
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,081 Photos: 2	Its because of the fiber.. The more fiber you get, the better, and it will lower the density, making it 'float'.
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01-19-2005, 09:08 PM	#13
Curlingcadys Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: WI Posts: 631	were certainly not here to leave ANYTHING in the dark are we?! oddly enough I learned somthing..

01-19-2005, 09:18 PM	#14
Cold Iron High $ociety Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: ONtario Posts: 1,615	You know you're hardcore when you check out your shit to see if it floats..

01-20-2005, 06:09 AM	#15
Metalman777 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 18	Greens, greens,greens + lots of water +fiber... and you'll be all set..
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01-20-2005, 08:24 AM	#16
jaim91 Ms. Olympia Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,484 Photos: 16	I heard that there was a certain way to rub your stomach in order to stimulate yoru bowels. Is this an urban legend??

01-20-2005, 08:51 AM	#21
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01-20-2005, 08:51 AM	#20
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01-20-2005, 09:43 AM	#23
thatguy Training again...finally Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 904	Definitely good. That means you have "happy poop."

01-20-2005, 11:36 AM	#25
j rizz Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cleveland Posts: 326	AHAHAHAAHA!!!! i knew my the shrooms on my salad were tasting a little bit like styrofoam

01-20-2005, 11:54 AM	#26
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01-20-2005, 01:13 PM	#27
j rizz Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cleveland Posts: 326	well.. what if ur turds are to long and half of it sinks and the other half comes out of the water onto the bowl...??? then what? should i cut it in half into 2 perfectly simetrical turds of equal diameter and weight them using the method of water displacement???

01-20-2005, 01:34 PM	#30
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