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    Strange question about cottage cheese

    Ok this might sound a little weird, but i'm being serious here and am curious to read some responses.

    Everytime I eat cottage cheese my nipples seem to get hard and have a strange tingling feeling. It lasts all while i'm eating it and a little while after that. I'm thinking it could possibly be from an abundance of sodium, but i'm not sure why that would have the affect it does. Any theories?
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    Quote Originally Posted by derekisdman
    Everytime I eat cottage cheese my nipples seem to get hard and have a strange tingling feeling. It lasts all while i'm eating it and a little while after that. I'm thinking it could possibly be from an abundance of sodium, but i'm not sure why that would have the affect it does. Any theories?
    A weird cottage cheese fetish??





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    I have never heard of it before - I don't think it would be sodium related either (not as you ate it anyway - would not have time to 'react' in your body). It may be temperature related (cold cottage cheese causing a 'chill/goosebumps'??)...

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    aaaaaaahhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Sorry had to laugh first. but seriously, um. how COLD is this cottage cheese when you are eating it? Maybe it's the temperature of the CC?

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    Sorry.....do you have a picture of this strange phenomenon?

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    Solution: stop rubbing the cold container against your nipples.




    j/k .. sorry couldnt resist that one. Never heard of such a phenomenon.

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    Maybe you got gangbanged by cows at some point of your life.

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    maybe it reminds you of something else that is white and salty. lol

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    I saw all these responses coming, but I posted anyway. I don't think it's temperature related though, I eat ice and nothing seems to happen ;p
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    Well, it dosent sound like a major issue. Now if anything else starts to tingle and get hard, then you have issues!!

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    Well, I DO like cottage cheese an awful lot...
    Homer: Hey! I saved your life! That egg sandwich could have killed you by cholesterol.
    Lenny: Pfft, forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human
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    Now for the scientific explaination:

    Cottage Cheese is like 99% sodium. Sodium raises your blood pressure, causing capilaries in certain externalities to expand due to increase red blood cell count or "blood" in lamens terms.




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