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08-09-2005, 01:04 PM #1Senior Member
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Truckers Diet
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his
order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of
headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear
stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,
"This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a
pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What
does he think this place is .. an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires means three
pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side
up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon".
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for
a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave
it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for
the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you
might as well gas up.
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08-09-2005, 02:07 PM #2..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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08-09-2005, 07:13 PM #3Registered User
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pancakes, eggs, and crispy bacon
yummmm
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08-09-2005, 07:32 PM #4Registered User
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I have a food joke for you!
Man is walking down the street when he sees a sign that reads
"handjob $15 / Cheese sandwich $5"
The man quickly pulls out his wallet in a excited rush checking to see if he has enough.
He walks up to a beautiful blonde woman and asked
"are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
The blonde woman purrs
"yes"
Man replies
"wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich""I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
"A hard on does not count as personal growth"
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08-09-2005, 10:26 PM #5Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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haha, i was expecting to hear cigs, whiskey and crystal meth as a truckers diet.
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08-13-2005, 08:32 PM #7Registered User
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hehe
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