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This is dangerous. The stomach could burst and you would never notice it, the food would be all over the liver, kidneys and other organs. The stomach will readily close the wound and all that food that is outside of it will rotten and a slow and painful death would begin.

Well that is what I think, I am not very sure.

Originally Posted by Vieope

This is dangerous. The stomach could burst and you would never notice it, the food would be all over the liver, kidneys and other organs. The stomach will readily close the wound and all that food that is outside of it will rotten and a slow and painful death would begin.

Well that is what I think, I am not very sure.

V. That very well could happen. I know. It's a very dangerous sport to compete in.

I can't believe I missed the Chicaco Valentine's Day Chocolate Massacre on Feb 13 though. I would GLADLY let my stomach burst all over my other organs if it was caused by eating too much chocolate!

Originally Posted by GoalGetter

V. That very well could happen. I know. It's a very dangerous sport to compete in.

I can't believe I missed the Chicaco Valentine's Day Chocolate Massacre on Feb 13 though. I would GLADLY let my stomach burst all over my other organs if it was caused by eating too much chocolate!

Chocolate! I would burst my stomach for that as well!
Even if the skin bursted and it started spilling on the floor, I would it eat it again and it would spill on the floor again. An infinite cycle of eating that fine chocolate.

Originally Posted by Vieope

Chocolate! I would burst my stomach for that as well!
Even if the skin bursted and it started spilling on the floor, I would it eat it again and it would spill on the floor again. An infinite cycle of eating that fine chocolate.

http://www.ifoce.com/contests.php?ac...ail&eventID=86

next year. i will be "Bulking" for valentine's day. These people don't know. I could out-eat (do not confuse with eat out) anyone, where chocolate is concerned.

Originally Posted by GoalGetter

(do not confuse with eat out).

Butter
7 quarter-pound sticks, salted butter
5 minutes
Don Lerman



GROSS

Originally Posted by GoalGetter

I could out-eat (do not confuse with eat out) anyone, where chocolate is concerned.

You dont know what you are saying

Originally Posted by Vieope

You dont know what you are saying

yes. i do.

Originally Posted by WantItBad

Butter
7 quarter-pound sticks, salted butter
5 minutes
Don Lerman



GROSS

1.75lb of butter=

1,417 calories
161g fat
101.5g sat fat
0g carb
1.75g protein

If I'm going to eat 1400 cals in one 5-minute sitting it sure as hell is not going to be in salted butter.

Now, CHOCOLATE... bring it.

Originally Posted by GoalGetter

yes. i do.

You dont have in america the tradition of eater eggs made of chocolate. Huge eggs, you need to see them.

Originally Posted by Vieope

You dont have in america the tradition of eater eggs made of chocolate. Huge eggs, you need to see them.

what the hell are you talking about? EASTER eggs? And yes we do.

HUGE easter eggs made of solid chocolate

HUGE easter BUNNIES made of solid chocolate, too. I always start by biting the ears off.

Originally Posted by GoalGetter

what the hell are you talking about? EASTER eggs? And yes we do.

HUGE easter eggs made of solid chocolate

HUGE easter BUNNIES made of solid chocolate, too. I always start by biting the ears off.

I didnt know you guys had the same thing. Huge eggs of chocolate of two pounds and above? Everyone gets one in easter?

Originally Posted by Vieope

I didnt know you guys had the same thing. Huge eggs of chocolate of two pounds and above? Everyone gets one in easter?

Not everyone. But yeah, that is one of MANY different things available made in chocolate during easter holidays here.

The traditions include baskets full of candy, bunny-things, egg-things, etc.

The easter egg hunt, where kids have to go all over the place searching for little plastic eggs that come apart and are full of candy or little toys, etc (like halloween and a pinata all rolled into one, and hidden in odd places). So you go around collecting these little eggs in a basket as you find them. There is usually one super-duper-awesome egg with the best thing inside. At least that is how easter was when i was a kid. I don't do that stuff anymore. I just eat chocolate bunnies, cadbury eggs, jelly beans...straight out of the bag now.

Giant chocolate easter egg - belgium - last year.

"The egg stands more than 27 feet high, is more than 20 feet wide, and is made from thousands of pieces of chocolate."

Originally Posted by GoalGetter

I don't do that stuff anymore.

But you sure want to.

Most of the chocolate in the world comes from my country, I forgot the name of the fruit but it comes from here. They say switzerland consume more than us, that we are in second place. That is not true, chocolate is so cheap here.

There is a proper way of eating chocolate, you need to let it melt in your mouth first. Chocolate is not for newbies.

Originally Posted by Vieope

But you sure want to.

Of course I do!

Most of the chocolate in the world comes from my country, I forgot the name of the fruit but it comes from here. They say switzerland consume more than us, that we are in second place.

Do you mean the Cacao?

That is not true, chocolate is so cheap here.

I should send you our address.

There is a proper way of eating chocolate, you need to let it melt in your mouth first. Chocolate is not for newbies.

EXACTLY.

Originally Posted by GoalGetter

I should send you our address.

Did you just write in italics?
So, yes you should deathnitely, I mean definitely send me your address. I am not dangerous.

Do you know what I dont like a lot about chocolate? Those products they sell to put it on milk, that is not chocolate. But it is like with boobies, sometimes they are not real but I like it anyway.

Originally Posted by Vieope

Did you just write in italics?

Probably by mistake. Won't happen again. I promise.

So, yes you should deathnitely, I mean definitely send me your address. I am not dangerous.

uh... maybe i won't.

Do you know what I dont like a lot about chocolate? Those products they sell to put it on milk, that is not chocolate.

What I don't like about chocolate is cocoa butter with sugar, milk and vanilla being sold as "WHITE chocolate" just because it is a derivative of true chocolate and it is white. It just isn't chocolate, doesn't even taste like chocolate. It is pure fat and sugar without the goodness of true chocolate flavor, and calling it "chocolate" isn't a good enough reason for eating it. And just about the ONLY thing it actually does taste good with is MORE fat - macadamia nuts-- perhaps the fattiest, most "buttery" nut there is.

But it is like with boobies, sometimes they are not real but I like it anyway.

You really have a special way of talking about things... hahahahaha!

I like white chocolate, although I agree with you, it is not chocolate. Probably I like it because it is sweet. It seems that people like you and me that like sweet things, it is because we didnt develop so well the taste buds. That is why children like candy so much but they grow up, some people dont we can tell that. I have to say "grow up" somewhere when I am talking to you. Maybe that is why I dont like somethings that are too bitter, like some strong alcoholic beverages.

Have you ever tried chocolate filled with liquor? That is kinda good.



My chocolate history at IM

A thread about addiction of chocolate
http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/sh...d.php?p=623115

Declaration of love
http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/sh...te#post1088633

When I asked about other type of forums
Do you know another forum as good as this one but about other things?

Getting high with the smell of it
Scents

Finally, when I got pissed off with Jodi
http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/sh...4&#post1192274

Now this is a little over board.

Results by weight for Chili Cheese Fries
2/15/2006

Following is a list of eater results from the Queen Mary Weinerschnitzel Chili Cheese Fry Contest.

1) Sonya Thomas: 8 pounds 2 ounces
2) Joey Chestnut: 8 pounds 1 ounce
3) Tim Janus: 5 pounds 13 ounces
4) Jed Donahue: 5 pounds 11.25 ounces
5) Rich LeFevre: 5 pounds 9 ounces
6) Chip Simpson: 4 pounds 14 ounces
7) Ron Koch: 4 pounds 13.5 ounces
8) Ken Federighi: 3 pounds 14.5 ounces
9) Erik Denmark: 3 pounds 7.5 ounces
10) Paul Chestnut: 2 pounds 13 ounces
11) Larry Mcneil: 2 pounds 12.5 ounces
12) El Toro 2 pounds 2.5 ounces
13) Dog: 1 pound 15 ounces

WHAT???That guy Joey couldn't eat just a couple more fries to take the win????????? pussy.......

this is the worst and most entertaining diet and nutrition thread i've ever read.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

this is the worst and most entertaining diet and nutrition thread i've ever read.

I apologize...

I guess it should probably go in open chat, but a) it's about food so it's losely related to diet and nutrition, and b) i don't go in open chat

Originally Posted by b_reed23

WHAT???That guy Joey couldn't eat just a couple more fries to take the win????????? pussy.......

Where?