Best way to bulk!!! Guaranteed weight gain!

tannywild · 03-09-2006, 08:43 PM

Drink beer.

Lots of it.

I turned 21 a bit ago, went drinking that weekend, was drunk the whole weekend... I gained 9 lbs.

It's amazing. I recommend redbull and vodka.

TJ Cline · 03-09-2006, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tannywild

Drink beer.

Lots of it.

I turned 21 a bit ago, went drinking that weekend, was drunk the whole weekend... I gained 9 lbs.

It's amazing. I recommend redbull and vodka.

This is good advice, I started binging on beer and pizza when I was 205 and had a 29.5 waist...in 4 months I was 235 and had a 34.5 inch waist....great bulk

**Jodi** · 03-09-2006, 08:55 PM

Hey now that's healthy

1. Alcohol is empty calories.
2. Alcohol dehydrates you
3. Alcohol slows down your metabolism
4. Alcohol inhibits protein synthesis
5. Alcohol blocks the absorption of nutrients to the muscles
6. Alcohol lowers testosterone
7. Alcohol increases estrogen
8. Alcohol consumption is catabolic

So go ahead and drink up

Your bulk is just gonna be fat because you will more than likely lose LBM.

katt · 03-10-2006, 12:28 PM

Jodi - if you have a drink on a cheat day, how many days does it take your metabolism to get back to normal?? Or would it be better to give it up all together?..

**Jodi** · 03-10-2006, 12:34 PM

Having a few drinks every now and then is no big deal - I just needed to make a point because he said he uses alcohol to gain - cept' he ain't gaining LBM thats for sure

Usually within 12 hours if you only had a few drinks you are fine. Just remember not to eat much while drinking - I hear that your body is more likely to retain fat.

nsimmons · 03-10-2006, 12:38 PM

This is obviously a joke

katt · 03-10-2006, 12:39 PM

Thanks!

juggernaut · 03-11-2006, 02:31 PM

if you really wanna bulk, eat a lot of pizza. When i was in college, I did that-had at least 3 pies a week. I gained at the end of my second semester about 10 lbs and went up 2 sizes in my jeans...fat bastard that I was.

BigDyl · 03-11-2006, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jodi

Hey now that's healthy

1. Alcohol is empty calories.
2. Alcohol dehydrates you
3. Alcohol slows down your metabolism
4. Alcohol inhibits protein synthesis
5. Alcohol blocks the absorption of nutrients to the muscles
6. Alcohol lowers testosterone
7. Alcohol increases estrogen
8. Alcohol consumption is catabolic

So go ahead and drink up

Your bulk is just gonna be fat because you will more than likely lose LBM.

Wow your post just owned everyone.

Super Hulk · 03-11-2006, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juggernaut

if you really wanna bulk, eat a lot of pizza. When i was in college, I did that-had at least 3 pies a week. I gained at the end of my second semester about 10 lbs and went up 2 sizes in my jeans...fat bastard that I was.

i ate pizza and coke every meal over 2 years gained 38 pounds

juggernaut · 03-11-2006, 03:17 PM

fatass.

03-09-2006, 08:43 PM	#1
tannywild Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 178	Best way to bulk!!! Guaranteed weight gain! Drink beer. Lots of it. I turned 21 a bit ago, went drinking that weekend, was drunk the whole weekend... I gained 9 lbs. It's amazing. I recommend redbull and vodka.
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03-11-2006, 02:31 PM	#8
juggernaut hybrid of machine & skin Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Mars Posts: 4,129 Photos: 2	if you really wanna bulk, eat a lot of pizza. When i was in college, I did that-had at least 3 pies a week. I gained at the end of my second semester about 10 lbs and went up 2 sizes in my jeans...fat bastard that I was.
	Eat well, train daily, die anyway.

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03-09-2006, 08:55 PM	#3
Jodi Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 22,265 Photos: 1	Hey now that's healthy 1. Alcohol is empty calories. 2. Alcohol dehydrates you 3. Alcohol slows down your metabolism 4. Alcohol inhibits protein synthesis 5. Alcohol blocks the absorption of nutrients to the muscles 6. Alcohol lowers testosterone 7. Alcohol increases estrogen 8. Alcohol consumption is catabolic So go ahead and drink up Your bulk is just gonna be fat because you will more than likely lose LBM.

03-10-2006, 12:28 PM	#4
katt Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 4,050 Photos: 37	Jodi - if you have a drink on a cheat day, how many days does it take your metabolism to get back to normal?? Or would it be better to give it up all together?..

03-10-2006, 12:34 PM	#5
Jodi Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 22,265 Photos: 1	Having a few drinks every now and then is no big deal - I just needed to make a point because he said he uses alcohol to gain - cept' he ain't gaining LBM thats for sure Usually within 12 hours if you only had a few drinks you are fine. Just remember not to eat much while drinking - I hear that your body is more likely to retain fat.

03-10-2006, 12:38 PM	#6
nsimmons All pug, all the time. Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 583	This is obviously a joke

03-10-2006, 12:39 PM	#7
katt Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 4,050 Photos: 37	Thanks!