Thread: Nice first lines / compliments.

Hey wait a minute, aren't you married? i just responded to your sex drive post.
A great line would be, "Sorry, I am married".

Originally Posted by Gena Marie

Hey wait a minute, aren't you married? i just responded to your sex drive post.
A great line would be, "Sorry, I am married".

Lol... I knew this would happen, I almost posted again explaining myself. As I just tearfully wrote in the other thread, this is to SAVE my marriage.

I've been faithful for 11 years, despite being told to cheat, and deprived for affection for many of them.

I think its time.

How about:

"How's my future ex-wife?" with a wink and a broad smile?

Read 'The Game' by Neil Strauss........unconventional, but you can't argue with success. Yes, I've read it. Some seriously interesting concepts (NLP) mixed in with some outragous sh___.

Try this.

"I have a lambo and an American Express Black card... I already have a wife, I just want someone to fuck and buy things for. Interested?"

LOL!

I second niki's recommendation for "The Game". I bought a copy for my husband, and have recommended it to many of my male friends.

I'll buy it tomorrow! Thanks for the suggestion. I've heard them talk about it on the morning show I listen too in the past. Been a long time since I've read a book!

My buddy has read all of the "The Game" series books, and is really into the whole seduction subject.

He recommended this site to me. I've checked out a couple of their podcasts and they are pretty good. I don't know if their advice will help you, but it's entertaining at the very least.

Pickup Podcast

I know a lot of women seem to criticize it, but the way I see it, if some nice guy learns how to pick up women, some poor unsuspecting woman is going to get stuck with a really nice guy.

I know, right?

Originally Posted by Built

I know a lot of women seem to criticize it, but the way I see it, if some nice guy learns how to pick up women, some poor unsuspecting woman is going to get stuck with a really nice guy.

I know, right?

Nice butt

the only man i know who was actually allowed to cheat was really hot and really charming and REALLY REALLY bad in bed. are you sure the problem is your wife?

Originally Posted by Chubby

Nice butt

Yeah, good luck with that one.

Originally Posted by Built

I know a lot of women seem to criticize it, but the way I see it, if some nice guy learns how to pick up women, some poor unsuspecting woman is going to get stuck with a really nice guy.

I know, right?

Originally Posted by Chubby

Nice butt

i thought she meant this was a nice but.

ask her for a back-rub then say it gets sore from the strain of carrying around your massive cock.

please post pictures of the black eye.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

the only man i know who was actually allowed to cheat was really hot and really charming and REALLY REALLY bad in bed. are you sure the problem is your wife?

I have always taken pride on pleasing my women, great pride. Even you stubborn ones that take forever and are so damn specific and directional and precise and pain in the ass to get there....You know who you are. I'll get there, at least once for you, no matter how long it may take. And I'll get there before my own needs, always. As for the ones that like it fast and furious, I can hang there too, however holding back the reigns for a long time can be just as torturous as blue balls, until release.

I'm not as charming as I want to be. I did however just buy THE GAME! It will feel like a secret book that I have to hide to read that gives me the insight to you silly woman minds!!!!

You girls are crazy! At least us guys are easy to figure out!

Then there's the Chubby situation where IT would rather remain gender anonymous for reasons that probably require more help than me perhaps.

Thanks again for everyones input and keep it coming. Giving me much to think about and other sides to consider.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

ask her for a back-rub then say it gets sore from the strain of carrying around your massive cock.

please post pictures of the black eye.

lol, thanks for the smile.

Originally Posted by Ravager

I have always taken pride on pleasing my women, great pride. Even you stubborn ones that take forever and are so damn specific and directional and precise and pain in the ass to get there....You know who you are. I'll get there, at least once for you, no matter how long it may take. And I'll get there before my own needs, always. As for the ones that like it fast and furious, I can hang there too, however holding back the reigns for a long time can be just as torturous as blue balls, until release.

I'm not as charming as I want to be. I did however just buy THE GAME! It will feel like a secret book that I have to hide to read that gives me the insight to you silly woman minds!!!!

You girls are crazy! At least us guys are easy to figure out!

Then there's the Chubby situation where IT would rather remain gender anonymous for reasons that probably require more help than me perhaps.

Thanks again for everyones input and keep it coming. Giving me much to think about and other sides to consider.

I'm a shemale. There isn't any sign to indicate my gender.

Originally Posted by Ravager

Even you stubborn ones that take forever and are so damn specific and directional and precise and pain in the ass to get there....

holding back the reigns for a long time can be just as torturous as blue balls, until release.

if your wife knows you resent the effort it takes to get her off there's your answer.

it's not enough to DO it esse you need to make us think you LOVE it. if you make it seem like a chore even ONCE we will never forget it.

Hey I just thought of something, if i use "The Game" to pickup and seduce my own wife, then everyone is happy!

I read the game a few years ago for fun. I don't really think its practical its just more entertaining. Ther are a.few good points but just more entertaining to me.

Sent from my Samsung Infuse 4G

Originally Posted by Little Wing

if your wife knows you resent the effort it takes to get her off there's your answer.

it's not enough to DO it esse you need to make us think you LOVE it. if you make it seem like a chore even ONCE we will never forget it.

I'm happiest when I'm pleasing someone else. Never a chore! I do LOVE it!!!

And fortunately my wife isn't one of those ultra-specific ... She usually (used to?) would come at least once very easily, often times more than once. In the mornings she couldn't last more than 30 seconds .... Morning sex isn't even a possiblity anymore, not even worth trying, bringing up or thinking about....

MORNING SEX IS THE BEST!

Originally Posted by Ravager

Hey I just thought of something, if i use "The Game" to pickup and seduce my own wife, then everyone is happy!

i love the way you think.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ravager again.

Originally Posted by Ravager

MORNING SEX IS THE BEST!

EEeeeeeeeew.

Jus sayin'.....

Signed;
Nocternal
PS if your wife is nocternal, this could be the WHOLE problem....!

Originally Posted by Ravager

Hey I just thought of something, if i use "The Game" to pickup and seduce my own wife, then everyone is happy!

Yep. It's the reason I bought it for hubby.

Originally Posted by Ravager

MORNING SEX IS THE BEST!

Ugh.

Originally Posted by niki

EEeeeeeeeew.

Jus sayin'.....

Signed;
Nocternal
PS if your wife is nocternal, this could be the WHOLE problem....!

I can NOT get the engine to turn over in the morning. I'll put out, but I'm not even awake yet. For me, afternoon sex is the best. I'm awake, I've had a meal or two... and for a few hours afterward at least, we're both "deactivated" and can get on with our lives!

Okay, I can get on with my life. He can get on with his nap. Whatever.

morning sex is cool if it's understood he gets to enjoy having at you with his glorious morning wood and lets you simmer till later. i could never get into it in the morning either.

Mmmm... "glorious" and "simmer" hit home there. It's true, I think about it all day when that happens.

I pretty much think about it all day anyway, but this just adds to it.

i think it's cute how guys see their cock every day but are still so proud of morning wood like "hey, honey look... gaze upon the magnificence of my shaft" i think the cockring was invented by a man trying to replicate the splendor of his morning erection at another time of day. "no wait.... it was more like this" and voila the cockring was born.