Wack the fuck off already prince albert!! For love of masterbation how have your nuts not exploded :/

ok calm down ,,, as you're sitting on your chair typing this topic, i'm sure you're having torsion testis , the condition when the artery to the testis is obstructedOmfg, what have I done to myself? Today, a pain started radiating from my left nut, and I am horrified. If the pain doesn't stop by the end of the day, I will make an appointment to see a doctor.
In the meantime, please throw me some possibilites as to what could be causing this.
I have done 3 cycles in the past of AS, and I just started another one about a week and a half ago. I am sure the testicle pain and the AS is related. OMG, I hope I don't have cancer. Shit shit shit! God damn it. I am scared shitless.
pain in left testis can be varicocele ,,,, do you get that pain more when you stand up and when you get aroused ?
do you have any pain or burning as you piss, this could be a ureteric stone and pain is radiating to the testis
this could be infection "epididymoorchitis" , have you had unsafe sex lately ? do you have fever ?
anyway, consult a doctor, you'll probably get a scrotal Ultrasound and urine analysis and semen analysis and you'll be diagnosed with any of the above differential I listed
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