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    Exclamation Colon cleansing - Must read!

    I was reading some testimonials from Colon Cleansing, Constipation, IBS, Colonix, Cleanse, Detox – Online Resource and looking at some of the pictures. I found it to be quite unbelievable. After thinking about what could be in my body I decided to purchase the product.

    I am currently 3 weeks in and all I can say is I am surprised that I had some stuff inside me similar to the pictures on the site. I feel much more energetic, my skin is better and my stomach is flatter.

    I have been bought up to eat healthy food as a child, I am 20 now, but I am still shocked at the results.

    I encourage EVERYONE to try this.

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    "I had some stuff inside me similar to the pictures on the site"

    we need to see some pics

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    This sounds interesting. How much was it?
    And is this what came out of you?


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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    This sounds interesting. How much was it?
    And is this what came out of you?
    I got it off ebay, I don't think the site posts to Australia. It cost me around $110AU. Yes stuff similar to that, it isn't that long but it is rubbery like a condom. I had to poke it with a stick because I was so curious.

    In the kit you get a tea, some casuals and a powder drink. You have the pills in the morning with one scoop of powder in water (doesn't taste bad really, just a weird consistency) and the tea at night (easy to drink).

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    Did you lose any of your strength?
    Are your bowel movements irregular?

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    obligatory pic from min0.


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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Did you lose any of your strength?
    Are your bowel movements irregular?
    No i haven't lost any strength. The movements are pretty regular, I was worried about how I would manage this but its fine. I go to the bathroom now 2-3 times a day, morning, late afternoon/evening and maybe again later at night. Last night over 75% of what was in the toilet was not the food I had eaten

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    the colon isnt that large, so is it from the intestines or what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier View Post
    the colon isnt that large, so is it from the intestines or what?
    I am unsure, you might need to read the info on the site.

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    I hate to bug you so much but I find this interesting, did you excrete that thing once or was it with every bowel movement?

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    I hate to bug you so much but I find this interesting, did you excrete that thing once or was it with every bowel movement?
    It's not bugging me, I posted this to inform others. Bits started appearing after about a week and have continued, I only look at night because I am at work the rest of the time.

    If you have the money I highly recommend it. First time users are recommended a 3 month cycle but I don't have the money. I am definately going to use it again. If you have time, read the testimonials, I have no doubt that they are all true.

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    Ok, it's been 5 hours since I last ate anything.......now it's going to be another six before I can stomach anything.

    Thanks fufu you fucker.

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    So where are the scientific studies that show this is safe and beneficial?

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    Quote Originally Posted by goob View Post
    Ok, it's been 5 hours since I last ate anything.......now it's going to be another six before I can stomach anything.

    Thanks fufu you fucker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    I'm still reading, but I to stop and laugh my ass off at:

    "Hold the phone. Worms!? A very real possibility, the manual explained, with more than 2.8 billion people infected with some form of roundworm or hookworm. I found this exciting, because I had plans to go fishing on Saturday."
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    These people fish their turds out of the toilet, and place them neatly around the rim. WTF!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    Long read, but worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    These people fish their turds out of the toilet, and place them neatly around the rim. WTF!
    lol, yeah. That was odd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    The short version: Colon cleansers are a load of shit.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    “Using coloncleansers on a repetitive basis is not a great idea,”

    I wouldn't call once or even a couple times in a lifetime repetitive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    The short version: Colon cleansers are a load of shit.


    I agree. I would rather use this product once every so long then wait for my body to get that shit out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    So where are the scientific studies that show this is safe and beneficial?
    I have not read any personally, I am just sharing my experience.

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    Check this out! Warning very gross


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    Just buy fleet phospo soda at your local walmart. They come in small bottles. Take one and spend the day on the can. I promise that everything will come out. You will shit clear water by the time you are done. By the way don't eat anything while using this, just drink water, lots and lots of water.
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    the best form of colon cleansing is colonics. much personal experience. You also need to change your diet (cut out all forms of sugar and gluten). most people don't need to do colon cleansing though
    Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oaktownboy View Post
    the best form of colon cleansing is colonics. much personal experience. You also need to change your diet (cut out all forms of sugar and gluten). most people don't need to do colon cleansing though
    I didn't think I needed it because I eat better then anyone I know. As for brand, I'm not sure, this was my first one.

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