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    Cookiecake that'll take a day off of your Life

    Death by chocolate, sugar, and butter...

    Seriously, though... this is the best tasting recipe I've ever created


    Combine:
    -2.25 C all-P flour, 1tsp Baking Soda, 1tsp salt in a bowl

    Beat:
    -2 C melted butter (1lb), 3/4 C dark Brown sugar, 3/4 C granulated sugar, 1tsp vanilla (until smooth)
    -add 2 eggs and beat the shiznit outta it

    -gradually beat in flour mixture...

    Mix in:
    -1 bag white chocolat chips, and then 2 bags milk choc chips until well mixed

    Spread into a large (or two smaller) greased baking pans
    and bake @ 350 for 11min or until outside 1" of edge is golden brown.

    center will appear underdone, but take it out and let cool for 4hrs or so until firm enough to slice into squares.

    *WARNING*
    -death may follow if too many are eaten
    - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
    "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
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    Cool, I will give it a try, snap a picture and it'll be all good!

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    *WARNING*
    -death may follow if too many are eaten
    Holy shit...I guess!

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    Seriously, though...
    This stuff is the damn finest thing I've ever created
    - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
    "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
    --- Zakk Wylde ---
    ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

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    It looks like the recipe on the back of the TOLL HOUSE hips bag...only with 1 more cup of butter.................


    Not that I know the recipe by heart
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    rather close, isn't it? but after the extra 2bags choc and the extra 2 sticks butter, it has become mine!!!! all mine!!!!



    on a side note: no more double double espressos b4 typing
    - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
    "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
    --- Zakk Wylde ---
    ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

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    LMAO
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