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Would you fuck Sarah Palin?

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Posted by: juggernaut

Well?

Posted by: bio-chem

yes

Posted by: Prince

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

yes

really, you would fuck a married woman?

I thought you had higher morals than that.

Posted by: IronAddict

No, not even with your penis.

Posted by: juggernaut

yeah but my weenie would definitely slam her. I honestly think she's hot for an old broad.

Posted by: T_man

3

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Prince

really, you would fuck a married woman?

I thought you had higher morals than that.

guess not

Posted by: IronAddict

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Originally Posted by juggernaut

yeah but my weenie would definitely slam her. I honestly think she's hot for an old broad.

I guess, but what happens afterwards ? Can you imagine trying to have a conversation with her.

I guess you can always pull the, I have surgery in the morning routine.

Posted by: juggernaut

Or the "I have to change my turtle's water" routine and leave.

Posted by: Shae2K3

I wouldn't touch the broad with a 20 foot pole!

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Shae2K3

I wouldn't touch the broad with a 20 foot pole!

your loss

Posted by: jmorrison

Yarr. Pirate costume and zorro mask included.

Posted by: Gazhole

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Originally Posted by Shae2K3

I wouldn't touch the broad with a 20 foot pole!

<Pun alluding to me having a 20 foot penis.>

It's late and i can't think of one.

But yes, in all probability i would fuck her. So long as she shut up for five minutes i'd do her twice.

Posted by: KelJu

I would love to fuck Palin, and cum on her face. It would be a high point for sure.

Posted by: suprfast

I wouldnt touch her with my dogs dick

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Dude, she's a closet Alaska freak...

She would let that hair down and do all the nasty stuff average girls like her always do.

I'd soak her in moose urine, hose her down, feed her a steak dinner and some whiskey,
and it would be on all night.
I would turn her out though, just so I could say I did.

JMO

Posted by: Prince

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

guess not

not judging you, but I thought you were a Christian?

Posted by: tucker01

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Originally Posted by Prince

not judging you, but I thought you were a Christian?

I am going to go out on a limb with a wrong on that one as well

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by IainDaniel

I am going to go out on a limb with a wrong on that one as well

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Prince

not judging you, but I thought you were a Christian?

christians are not allowed to participate in hypothetical questions that will never actually happen?

Posted by: Prince

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

christians are not allowed to participate in hypothetical questions that will never actually happen?

and of course "the politician" answers...

Posted by: juggernaut

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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Dude, she's a closet Alaska freak...

She would let that hair down and do all the nasty stuff average girls like her always do.

I'd soak her in moose urine, hose her down, feed her a steak dinner and some whiskey,
and it would be on all night.
I would turn her out though, just so I could say I did.

JMO

youre fucked up.

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Prince

and of course "the politician" answers...

dude, what the hell do you want from me? As a Christian I abhor the idea of a married woman cheating on her husband and there is no way I would help a woman to break the vows of marriage.

As a man asked a hypothetical question that has no chance of ever happening I recognize the fact that even for a woman 15 years older than I am Sarah Palin is an attractive woman and if circumstances were different I would do things to her that would make hugh heffner blush.

Posted by: IronAddict

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

Like what ? Hang her from a tree so you can spin her around freely. Then chop off her head, and hands, so she can't be identified.

just kidding...but I've got this all figured out!

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by IronAddict

Like what ? Hang her from a tree so you can spin her around freely. Then chop off her head, and hands, so she can't be identified.

just kidding...but I've got this all figured out!

WOW. have you sought help? my sexual fantasies do not end in murder. damn dude. thats like jeffery dahmer shit. LOL

Posted by: IronAddict

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

WOW. have you sought help? my sexual fantasies do not end in murder. damn dude. thats like jeffery dahmer shit. LOL

Hahaha...

But this will work, it has before!

Posted by: petphotos

In a heart beat. I think she would be a fun ride.

Posted by: dave 236

You mean again? Yea alright...oh wait...got to go thats her on the phone.

Posted by: suprfast

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

WOW. have you sought help? my sexual fantasies do not end in murder. damn dude. thats like jeffery dahmer shit. LOL

What?? Bio in no way said he was going to eat her AFTER he chopped her up.

Posted by: Little Wing

no, but i'd step on her penis.

Posted by: Prince

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

no, but i'd step on her penis.

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/an...ml#post1944950

Posted by: Little Wing

i think people would like sarah better if she hadn't been thrust into the presidential election arena. sign anyone up for something they aren't ready for yet and they're going to look stupid. i know a man who, when describing how beautiful his daughter grew up to be, brags "she looks just like sarah palin" obviously the woman is attractive. iiii'm thinking a lot of guys find the bulk of their female company all alone watching porn online. ms. palin would be a better choice than that no?

Posted by: Prince

she's an idiot and a hypocrite.

Posted by: Little Wing

well that's true and luckily some guys DO care about what's in a woman's head.

Posted by: Pirate!

If she was my wife, yes.

Posted by: Prince

damn!

Posted by: basskiller

Oh hell yea I would nail the hell out of that little MILF

Posted by: juggernaut

easy question...all that power and money...

Gotttttdamn!!!!!

Posted by: juggernaut

and nice titties!

Posted by: heavyiron

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

Agreed, I thought it was hypothetical as well. I would NEVER cheat on my wife........

she knows how to use a shotgun AND she keeps a long extension cord with her curling iron. I would hate to wake up with that sticking out of my no no place.

Posted by: basskiller

you guys ever see the flick Nailin Palin? looks just like her

Posted by: Moze

If we were both single, and she agreed, then yes, because I think that she is hot..

Posted by: Moze

And only if she was willing, I might even try anal, and I would do it the way Stephfanny and Little Wing suggested.

moze

Posted by: GearsMcGilf

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Originally Posted by Prince

really, you would fuck a married woman?

I thought you had higher morals than that.

I thought this was toungue & cheek at first. But, I'd fuck Sara until she couldn't walk, much less run for pres. Next time Todd (aka Mr. Sara Palin) hit it, it'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. That's one hot ass gilf.

Posted by: vortrit

Sure, why not?

Posted by: LAM

just reading this thread makes me want to puke

Posted by: Retlaw

Id fuck Miss Piggy ! She's a no brainer.

Posted by: GearsMcGilf

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Originally Posted by LAM

just reading this thread makes me want to puke

Here's something you might find more appealing.

Posted by: theCaptn'

If she would dress up as Little Wing and sing to me in a sweet New England accent I would plow her senseless

Posted by: Nightowl

Not even for a billion dollars.

sorry, don't do cooch

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Nightowl

Not even for a billion dollars.

sorry, don't do cooch

thats not what i heard

Posted by: theCaptn'

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

thats not what i heard

NightOwl is all about the cock . . trust theCaptn on that

Posted by: Thunder46

If she promised not to talk

Posted by: IronAddict

you guy's say that now, but if you two were 'bout to get busy, and she pulls down dem draws, and you get a whiff of her vaginosis.

You wouldn't think dunderhead was so hot anymore!

Posted by: IronAddict

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Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf

Here's something you might find more appealing.

thanks, That scared me right into a viagra prescription!

Posted by: Nightowl

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Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf

Here's something you might find more appealing.

You know, I wondered how she kept winning these elections, hell this state broke, hell here in SF they piss on the street.

Just too much, thank you for the sense of humor...

Posted by: GearsMcGilf

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Originally Posted by Nightowl

You know, I wondered how she kept winning these elections, hell this state broke, hell here in SF they piss on the street.

Just too much, thank you for the sense of humor...

So you're one of the ones who helped put that old bag in office! She's been using that whip on Barry a lot it seems. Thanx!

Posted by: petphotos

I have been turned on by Sarah since the day McCain said that she was his running mate.

Posted by: Nightowl

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Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf

So you're one of the ones who helped put that old bag in office! She's been using that whip on Barry a lot it seems. Thanx!

Nice try...I am the one that makes life even harder for them to make a buck.

Posted by: Nightowl

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Originally Posted by theCaptn'

NightOwl is all about the cock . . trust theCaptn on that

exactly,Captn'

Posted by: Nightowl

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

thats not what i heard

Oh, please do tell...

for I've got some of the finest women surrounding me, and we'll only look for the males. We're not even into those men that want both, or having two women... Guess that is why you made that statement to add some spice!?!

But all is not lost, you're too funny

Posted by: bio-chem

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightowl

Oh, please do tell...

for I've got some of the finest women surrounding me,

no...... you tell

Posted by: soxmuscle

I once filled up a water cup with diet coke and felt bad. Cheating would be too much to take.

With that said, I would absolutely put it in Sarah Palin's butt.

Posted by: JerseyDevil

This is good....

Who's Nailin' Palin??

Posted by: BillHicksFan

YouTube Video

Posted by: JerseyDevil

^^^

^^^

Posted by: vortrit

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Originally Posted by BillHicksFan

YouTube Video

Posted by: JR.

o HELL YA!

Posted by: klc9100

i would fuck sarah palin to death.

Posted by: gearpig

wouldnt you just.............

Posted by: bio-chem

Quote:

Originally Posted by bo21

I want to know, would you eat Sarah Palin's pussy????

Absolutely. Without question.

Posted by: Prince

if I were drunk, yes I would probably do everything to her....BUT I am married.

Posted by: Stull34

I'd gladly hit that, I find her very appealing, but Im from fucking kansas, what do I know!

Posted by: klc9100

Quote:

Originally Posted by bo21

I want to know, would you eat Sarah Palin's pussy????

i would eat sarah palin's pussy and ass. i'm nasty like that and i think she is hot.

Posted by: LAM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stull34

I'd gladly hit that, I find her very appealing, but Im from fucking kansas, what do I know!

in Vegas she's about a 1 on the MILF scale...

Posted by: IronAddict

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAM

in Vegas she's about a 1 on the MILF scale...

Shit, In Vegas she's just another grandma !

I was in Costco yesterday to get a new pair of sport sunglasses. Some fat, middleaged white woman was trying some new glasses as well. She put on a pair, looked at the young man and said, "do I look like Sarah Palin" ?

I loled,

Anyhoo

, still NO!

Posted by: bio-chem

I've been to Vegas tons and I'm really unimpressed with the women there. There are some good looking women for sure, but the majority especially the 35 and older crowd look fake in a ridiculous attempt to hold onto youth.

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Originally Posted by LAM

in Vegas she's about a 1 on the MILF scale...

Posted by: tyciol

Sure, she seems spunky and very milf-cougarish.

Of course it's be kind of a fear/rage fuck since I am afraid of what I perceive is her insanity and disagree with her political views. But I can make love to someone whom I don't like every aspect of. When I feel afraid of a girl it sometimes turns me on to her more =)

Posted by: big60235

Quote:

Originally Posted by bo21

I want to know, would you eat Sarah Palin's pussy????

I would eat that pussy like a fat man eating chocolate cake with a hoho chaser. I would eat her ass like a russian drinks vodka from birth till death.

I also am a bit twisted fucker and would anal fuck her while jamming a dildo in her pussy

Posted by: Spunout

Absolutely!

Posted by: stiphy

Most definately. I find her very hot.

Posted by: Big Pimpin

I'd tap her in the ass. After all them kids, that vag is probably a bit worn out.

Posted by: Thunder46

I would ass fuck her and then stick my dick in her mouth and cum down her throat

Posted by: david

I would!!! And, have no problems or regrets thereafter!! Her daughter is hot, too!

Posted by: big60235

Pic's from Nalin Palin

Posted by: david

Quote:

Originally Posted by big60235

Pic's from Nalin Palin

Posted by: big60235

More pic's

Posted by: manbag83

I think I'd pounce on the Ol' Palin train!

Posted by: Good Grip

If I was not married, and if she was not married, then yes. Her daughter Bristol I find extremely attractive. The only reason why I would flip the channel to dancing with the stars was for Bristol.

Posted by: david

For those who said they wouldn't, I wonder if they would with Hillary?

Posted by: min0 lee

Tracy Morgan: Sarah Palin Is 'Good Masturbation Material' (VIDEO)

Posted by: pcity1980

I think she's hot.. so yes!

Posted by: stephfanny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thunder46

I would ass fuck her and then stick my dick in her mouth and cum down her throat

Posted by: david

She likes it ... she likes it!!

Posted by: vortrit

Quote:

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Tracy Morgan: Sarah Palin Is 'Good Masturbation Material' (VIDEO)

lawl!

Posted by: mich29

her daughter....yes...yes I would

Posted by: BillHicksFan

YouTube Video

Manson gives his opinion.

Posted by: theCaptn'

Manson is such a fkg geek

Posted by: BillHicksFan

lol I like him. He's intelligent, creative and he's original.

Posted by: theCaptn'

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Originally Posted by BillHicksFan

lol I like him. He's intelligent, creative and he's original.

he aint original by a long shot, that androgenous alter-personality shit was done by Bowie 30 years ago

Posted by: BillHicksFan

Quote:

Originally Posted by theCaptn'

he aint original by a long shot, that androgenous alter-personality shit was done by Bowie 30 years ago

They all do it, take KISS for example. Bowie's a great talent too and most definitely original but I wouldn't say Manson copied him. Manson's more extreme, somebody parents don't want their children listening to and there's nobody else like him. Still, I'm a bigger fan of Bowie for sure.

Posted by: mp340

Could be interesting...

Posted by: Conan63

hell yeah

Posted by: manmeet008

No not at all

Posted by: otis332

Why not, it would make ya famous!

Posted by: cg89

shes prob a freak

Posted by: gamma

get that bitch pregnant, then ur set.....

Posted by: gamma

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronAddict

Like what ? Hang her from a tree so you can spin her around freely. Then chop off her head, and hands, so she can't be identified.

just kidding...but I've got this all figured out!

You might jus get a visit from the men in black for that one!!!!

Posted by: 99raptor

In a heartbeat

Posted by: dworld

yes ,she's hot....

Posted by: Ironman40

I fuck her and her daughter in a threesome!

Posted by: TJTJ

I would but only if I could gag her just enough I can only hear her moan. I cant stand her voice.

Posted by: Ironman40

I fuck palin from behind and have eat daughters pussy! So I would not hear her voice!

Posted by: Dalvey

I dont care what her politics are shes kinda hot for an older lady

Posted by: chmfhm

no

Posted by: DecaConstruction

She wouldn't walk again when I was thru......

Posted by: tommygunz

I'd do her librarian style and drop a mad load on her glasses

Posted by: adrien

i would do anything she wanted me to do

Posted by: sp1q

Sarah is very Dooooable !!

Posted by: adrien

well since she lives an hour away from me, i am going to have to set something up!!!

Posted by: jack1970

Shes a milf with power and authority, anyone saying they wouldnt is a liar.

The power and authority bit may just be my own sexual fetish though.

Posted by: adrien

Quote:

Originally Posted by jack1970

Shes a milf with power and authority, anyone saying they wouldnt is a liar.

The power and authority bit may just be my own sexual fetish though.

you couldn't have said it better

Posted by: yoyome

sure no problem

Posted by: Radical

Not surprised at all by these poll results. Not surprised my stomach is turning as well.

Posted by: luckyirishguy

and her daughter

Posted by: base01

yes

Posted by: TheHoneyBadger

Bear killing gilf.

Posted by: sacrifice

Quote:

Originally Posted by luckyirishguy

and her daughter

What he said.

Posted by: scot smith

hot for her age

Posted by: swingslammer

yes....definately.

Posted by: Ahrnold

If porn star Lisa Ann is portrayin her daam right!

Posted by: LittleV

Even if she were a man I don't think I would. :/

Posted by: JWooten15

hell to the yes!

Posted by: Call of Ktulu

In a heartbeat and I would destroy Brastol Palin.

Posted by: Call of Ktulu

*Bristol

Posted by: dub

I'd tear up her shit. While the daughter watches.

Posted by: eng

cock her leg over my ass

Posted by: dhyayi

maybe ?

Posted by: bdeljoose

Yes and Bristol for sure

Posted by: squigader

No. She's hideous and there are much better looking women in the world... even at her age. Also, you NEVER stick your dick in crazy. Number one thing my uncle taught me.

Posted by: 2003rita

[yes, thanks

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