An old lady dies and goes to heaven and is chatting to St Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St Peter, "it's only someone having the holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams. "Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening"? "Not to worry," says St. Peter, "they are just having their head drilled to fit the halo." "I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off down to hell." "You can't go there," says St Peter, "You'll be raped and sodomized." "Yes, but I've already got the holes for that," says the old lady.
Posted by: bigss75
Posted by: Mudge
Posted by: irontime
Originally posted by ALBOB
"You'll be raped and sodomized." "Yes, but I've already got the holes for that," says the old lady.
So looks like you'll be going to hell with her, eh Alboob?
Posted by: ALBOB
Originally posted by irontime So looks like you'll be going to hell with her, eh Alboob?
I wouldn't dream of leaving you there alone little buddy.
Posted by: irontime
Ah shit, I was hoping to be gone by the time you read this so that any come back you might of had would have been null and void.
Posted by: ALBOB
Originally posted by irontime
Ah shit, I was hoping to be gone by the time you read this
