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Posted by: irishteen

Hey everybody i havnt been on this in awhile but im back now !!

Anyways i recently started shaving my chest and have since then got sum type of little red spots all over my chest the spots dont seem to be acne because they dont look pustular.I use shaving foam and all that but is their anything i can do to get rid of these red bumps ?

Any relevant help is much appreciated,


Irishteen



Posted by: Phineas

My god, what has our precious training section come to?

Why do you feel the need to shave your chest? Are you competing???

I use to shave my chest when I was in middle- and high-school because I was self-conscious about it. Now, I love it!! Learn to embrace the hair! It's burly. Don't you want to be compared to Chuck Norris? Hmm?? Don't you???

You know....when Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet...the water gets Chuck Norris.

....this, my friend...could be you...



Posted by: MCx2

I shaved my back and chest one time and it was the most miserable week of my life. I felt like I was wearing a shitty sweater with no undershirt and scratching just made it worse.



Posted by: FMJ

Quote Originally Posted by Phineas View Post
Don't you want to be compared to Chuck Norris? Hmm?? Don't you???
I wanna be compared to Chuck Norris! I do! I do!



Posted by: NeilPearson

You could use a clippers to just shorten it a lot without actually shaving it down to the skin and you wouldn't have that issue



Posted by: irishteen

I feel the hair that bald is the way to go I don't like the hair atall....now is someone going to give me some actual advice or am I just going to have to read this shit all day. P.s the joke about chuck norris sucks!!



Posted by: Phineas

Quote Originally Posted by irishteen View Post
I feel the hair that bald is the way to go I don't like the hair atall....now is someone going to give me some actual advice or am I just going to have to read this shit all day. P.s the joke about chuck norris sucks!!
When irishteen's zit-like chest razor burn goes swimming the zit-like chest razor burn doesn't get wet, the water gets zit-like chest razor burn....

Mmmmm....noo, I like it better with Chuck Norris. At least he has chest hair.



Posted by: bbud

I raced road bikes for almost 20 years, and shaved my legs for that long too. There were occasions when I'd get those little bumps, but time took care of the problem. They WILL go away!

If you're shaving against the grain, so to speak, there could be minor bits of dirt, or oil that are getting shoved into the follicle, causing an irritation, creating red bumps.

Make sure the area you're shaving, legs, chest, whatever, is clean. Best bet, right after a shower.

Shave with the grain for awhile, until you skin gets used to the action of the razor.

If you want that really close shave that you can only get by going 'against the grain', do it on a small area first, and don't apply alot of pressure.

Cool your skin down with some cool water, which will close the pores, then apply a mild lotion.

Know this also, that shaving against the grain can leave the end of the hair below the surface of the skin. When it grows back, it can actually go under the very thinnest bit of skin, and not actually surface. You may see a hair, but it could be just under a very thin layer of skin. Don't freak out, it happens.

Going with the grain is your best bet.

good luck



Posted by: irishteen

Cheers bbud...I'll try out your advice



Posted by: GearsMcGilf

It's not the shaving that's causing it. Don't let your bf blow loads on your chest anymore. If you do, use some kind of disintectant, like pinesol.



Posted by: maniclion

Wax that shit dude...I am so glad I have Native American blood that keeps torso hair to a minimum....



Posted by: bigmoe65

Quote Originally Posted by bbud View Post
I raced road bikes for almost 20 years, and shaved my legs for that long too. There were occasions when I'd get those little bumps, but time took care of the problem. They WILL go away!

If you're shaving against the grain, so to speak, there could be minor bits of dirt, or oil that are getting shoved into the follicle, causing an irritation, creating red bumps.

Make sure the area you're shaving, legs, chest, whatever, is clean. Best bet, right after a shower.

Shave with the grain for awhile, until you skin gets used to the action of the razor.

If you want that really close shave that you can only get by going 'against the grain', do it on a small area first, and don't apply alot of pressure.

Cool your skin down with some cool water, which will close the pores, then apply a mild lotion.

Know this also, that shaving against the grain can leave the end of the hair below the surface of the skin. When it grows back, it can actually go under the very thinnest bit of skin, and not actually surface. You may see a hair, but it could be just under a very thin layer of skin. Don't freak out, it happens.

Going with the grain is your best bet.

good luck
So youre one of those homos in the gay outfits that I want to run over in the canyon?



Posted by: MCx2

Quote Originally Posted by bigmoe65 View Post
So youre one of those homos in the gay outfits that I want to run over in the canyon?

Haha! I ride a lot and I always see the same group of guys all in matching spandex and they give me the dirtiest looks for not wearing spandex and a helmet apparently.



Posted by: irishteen

Waxing hurts too much...Roids1 suck my dick!!



Posted by: theCaptn'

Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
You could use a clippers to just shorten it a lot without actually shaving it down to the skin and you wouldn't have that issue
+1 on the clippers, I do a full body clipper run every 2 weeks including my nuts. Chicks just dig that shit.

GICH!



Posted by: maniclion

Quote Originally Posted by irishteen View Post
Waxing hurts too much...Roids1 suck my dick!!
You're a puss women do it all the time, the waxing that is, I doubt any have sucked on your teeny peeny....



Posted by: theCaptn'

Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
You're a puss women do it all the time, the waxing that is, I doubt any have sucked on your teeny peeny....
Lol, Irish chicks dont put out, it's more likely Father Bob who's had his winkie in his mouth



Posted by: weldingman

Quote Originally Posted by irishteen View Post
Hey everybody i havnt been on this in awhile but im back now !!

Anyways i recently started shaving my chest and have since then got sum type of little red spots all over my chest the spots dont seem to be acne because they dont look pustular.I use shaving foam and all that but is their anything i can do to get rid of these red bumps ?

Any relevant help is much appreciated,


Irishteen
Man are you fucking serious, get a fucking life, talk about scatting in a whores mouth or something, who gives a fuck about little red dots on you scroney sunk in chest, geesh, give me a fuckin break



Posted by: T_man

Remember it's not the amount of shaving foam you toss on. That's ego shaving.

Leave your ego at the door and focus on form, adding a bit more shaving foam each week. Shaving with bad form can lead to injury.



Posted by: theCaptn'

Quote Originally Posted by T_man View Post
Remember it's not the amount of shaving foam you toss on. That's ego shaving.

Leave your ego at the door and focus on form, adding a bit more shaving foam each week. Shaving with bad form can lead to injury.
sounds like your talking about jerking off



Posted by: GearsMcGilf

I think he gets plenty of foam on his chest. Lack of foam has pretty much been ruled out already.



Posted by: irishteen

Just to clear this up the only person I know who gets a load on their chest is roids1 mother who sucks my dick all night long


OOOOOOOOOOOOH she sucks a mean dick



Posted by: T_man

Quote Originally Posted by irishteen View Post
Just to clear this up the only person I know who gets a load on their chest is roids1 mother who sucks my dick all night long


OOOOOOOOOOOOH she sucks a mean dick
She must have a hairy chest.

Thats digusting, abusing old omwen with hairy chests.



Posted by: irishteen

No not just a hairy chest she also has hairy nipples...the hairs act as a lube when im titty fucking her



Posted by: GearsMcGilf

He also wears those Transformer tighty whites in his avy when we're going at it! SOooo friggin' hot!



Posted by: T_man

Quote Originally Posted by irishteen View Post
No not just a hairy chest she also has hairy nipples...the hairs act as a lube when im titty fucking her
That's nothing to be proud of mate. You sound like you're fucking a wrinkled chimpanzee.

Btw just for future reference, hair actually increases friction so it can't be used as lube.



Posted by: Curt James

Quote Originally Posted by irishteen View Post
I feel the hair that bald is the way to go I don't like the hair atall....now is someone going to give me some actual advice or am I just going to have to read this shit all day. P.s the joke about chuck norris sucks!!
Typically, red non-pustular bumps are caused by a deficiency in a person's sense of humor.

Aaaaand let the bumps go down on their own. You might try some calamine lotion to help dry up the area more quickly. From there I'd go the clipper route rather than shaving as you seem to be suffering from ye olde folliculitis.

A cursory Google offers this:

"If you have folliculitis, avoid shaving the infected area. If you must shave, change the razor blade each time. Try using depilatory creams..."

Good luck.

(Work on that sense of humor, too, okay?)



Posted by: suprfast

I use this on everything but my face.
Epilady
It works great and hair stays away for up to a week before i need to touch up. Hair grows back in at different rates. It does hurt but the results are better than shaving.



Posted by: GearsMcGilf

Quote Originally Posted by suprfast View Post
I use this on everything but my face.
Epilady
It works great and hair stays away for up to a week before i need to touch up. Hair grows back in at different rates. It does hurt but the results are better than shaving.
That's just str8 up homo.



Posted by: gateway2

Hi, try rinsing with hot water before adding foam/soap (this opens the pores) and rinse with cold water after shaving (this closes them again). Pat yourself dry and use a moisturiser for sensitive skin. Hope that helps, Ray.



Posted by: irishteen

Finally thanks guys for some relevant advice...

Roids1 your just too cool



Posted by: maniclion

I think you need to be like me and let your man beast come out, I haven't shaved in 3 months....



Posted by: suprfast

Quote Originally Posted by Roids1 View Post
That's just str8 up homo.
whats wrong, scared of a little homo. Bending over and letting another man ram a needle in your ass is straight?

The man asked a question people give replies and you do your job to tell us how manly and straight you are. No one cares if you are a closet cock sucker. You dont have to prove your manliness with us.



Posted by: Phineas

I can't believe this thread is still going.



Posted by: Curt James

Quote Originally Posted by Phineas View Post
I can't believe this thread is still going.
And you helped!

(ducks, runs, hides)



Posted by: theCaptn'

Quote Originally Posted by suprfast View Post
I use this on everything but my face.
Epilady
It works great and hair stays away for up to a week before i need to touch up. Hair grows back in at different rates. It does hurt but the results are better than shaving.
Quote Originally Posted by Roids1 View Post
That's just str8 up homo.
+1. A very ghey thing to admit. I suggest a night out with a pair of low-rent hookers on meth to alleviate symptoms


GICH!



Posted by: suprfast

its only gay because you guys are worried that you test will drop if your friends find out. I dont see what the big deal is. body builders shave, hairy people shave, and people that just dont like hair shave. If shaving doesnt work people find different options. If women dont work for you jpet you suck a little cock. Its quite simple. You search until you find something that works.



Posted by: irishteen

This tread has just gone off topic completely...

Hmmmm havnt heard frm roids1 in awhile he's probably off trying to think of some stupid insult but the creaking of his mothers bed in the next room is putting him off



Posted by: min0 lee

Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
Wax that shit dude...I am so glad I have Native American blood that keeps torso hair to a minimum....
You seem to have all of the best qualities from your mixed background.

1-Your almost hairless like most Indians
2-Your well hung like most Africans

Fill us in on the rest.



Posted by: min0 lee

Quote Originally Posted by irishteen View Post
This tread has just gone off topic completely...

Hmmmm havnt heard frm roids1 in awhile he's probably off trying to think of some stupid insult but the creaking of his mothers bed in the next room is putting him off
Ohhhh...your just having a badday37
Things should get better...oh by the way, how is your pissed off dad doing you little pillow biter you.



Posted by: maniclion

Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
You seem to have all of the best qualities from your mixed background.

1-Your almost hairless like most Indians
2-Your well hung like most Africans

Fill us in on the rest.
Blonde hair, blue eyes what more do I need?



Posted by: Curt James

I like turtles.*





*Where's theblemishedone?



Posted by: theCaptn'

Quote Originally Posted by suprfast View Post
its only gay because you guys are worried that you test will drop if your friends find out. I dont see what the big deal is. body builders shave, hairy people shave, and people that just dont like hair shave. If shaving doesnt work people find different options. If women dont work for you jpet you suck a little cock. Its quite simple. You search until you find something that works.
Im not against shaving dude, I run the clippers over the whole body every 2 weeks, then get a group of meth sluts to lick all the cuttings off me.

You need to be aware that there are studies that suggest male use of pink epiladys lead to a higher rate of rectal prolapse . . why? Scientists aren't sure, but believe it could be sodomy-related influenced by the use of the device.

I'm just looking out for you bro



Posted by: suprfast

Quote Originally Posted by j-pet View Post
Im not against shaving dude, I run the clippers over the whole body every 2 weeks, then get a group of meth sluts to lick all the cuttings off me.

You need to be aware that there are studies that suggest male use of pink epiladys lead to a higher rate of rectal prolapse . . why? Scientists aren't sure, but believe it could be sodomy-related influenced by the use of the device.

I'm just looking out for you bro
My epilday is blue and matches my eyes. Actually i use it so i can get closer to the research of sodomy. Nothing like a good clean ass before it gets pounded right.



Posted by: min0 lee

Quote Originally Posted by Roids1 View Post
He also wears those Transformer tighty whites in his avy when we're going at it! SOooo friggin' hot!




Posted by: theCaptn'

Quote Originally Posted by suprfast View Post
My epilday is blue and matches my eyes. Actually i use it so i can get closer to the research of sodomy. Nothing like a good clean ass before it gets pounded right.
Well, I cannot comment. BrownWing action aint my bag, but I guess that leaves you less competition, right?



Posted by: suprfast

Quote Originally Posted by j-pet View Post
Well, I cannot comment. BrownWing action aint my bag, but I guess that leaves you less competition, right?
Thats up my alley(pun intended)



Posted by: GearsMcGilf

OMFG! jpet is pro! In a matter of three posts he gets superfast to come out.

BTW, I followed that epilady link to his photobucket page and he's right. It is blue after all. But, still pretty ghey IMO.



Posted by: Silver_Back

Is this a serious thread? What is this kid 16 years old? Mother fucker doesn't know how to shave? You've got to be kidding me....

Is it fucking rocket science or sum10? Jesus fucking Christ.. what a god damn moron

"I get red bumps when I shave" because you're a pussy ass queer



Posted by: suprfast

Quote Originally Posted by Roids1 View Post
OMFG! jpet is pro! In a matter of three posts he gets superfast to come out.

BTW, I followed that epilady link to his photobucket page and he's right. It is blue after all. But, still pretty ghey IMO.
wahahhaa, good find. My butt is a little rounder than that. Ill show you if you come over



Posted by: GearsMcGilf

Quote Originally Posted by suprfast View Post
wahahhaa, good find. My butt is a little rounder than that. Ill show you if you come over
pm the address and I'll be there with lube in hand. Just make sure you epilady everything ahead of time. I hate a stubly arse!

GYCH!



Posted by: suprfast

Quote Originally Posted by Roids1 View Post
pm the address and I'll be there with lube in hand. Just make sure you epilady everything ahead of time. I hate a stubly arse!

GYCH!
Its all ready for you. I keep it clean. Never know when a homosexual experience will hop on your lap. OH MAN, im killing myself.



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