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Posted by: Leslie

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English
language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word, which,
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be
used as a verb, both transitive (Mary fucked John) and intransitive
(John was fucked by Mary). It can be an action verb (John really gives a
fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary
is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an
interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used
as a conjunction (John is ugly, fuck, he's also stupid). As you can see,
there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word
"fuck."

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations:

1) Surprise -- "What the fuck are you doing here?"
2) Fraud -- "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3) Resignation -- "Oh, fuck it!"
4) Trouble -- "I guess I'm fucked now."
5) Aggression -- "FUCK YOU!"
6) Disgust -- "Fuck me."
7) Confusion -- "What the fuck...?"
8) Difficulty -- "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9) Despair -- "Fucked again...."
10) Pleasure -- "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11) Displeasure -- "What the fuck is going on here?"
12) Lost -- "Where the fuck are we?"
13) Disbelief -- "UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!"
14) Retaliation -- "Up your fucking ass!"
15) Denial -- "I didn't fucking do it."
16) Perplexity -- "I know fuck-all about it."
17) Apathy -- "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18) Greetings -- "How the fuck are ya?"
19) Suspicion -- "Who the fuck are you?"
20) Panic -- "Let's get the fuck out of here."
21) Directions -- "Fuck off."
22) Awe -- "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description -- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time -- "It's five fucking thirty." It can be
used in business -- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" It can be
maternal -- "Motherfucker." It can be political -- "Fuck Clinton!"

Posted by: Tank316

ROTFLMAO.

Posted by: Dr. Pain

LMAO!

Butt,

6) Disgust -- "Fuck me."

MMMMmm, women don't seem disgusted when clawing my back, wrapped tight around me, and yelling Number 6 Number 6, HARDER....

Posted by: Dero

Good one Les!!!!!
Qualifying:Fucken A!!!

Posted by: Mudge

I have that as an MP3, classic.

Posted by: CRASHMAN

HAHAHAHA!! that was really funny

Posted by: butterfly

Originally posted by Leslie2196
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English
language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word, which,
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be
used as a verb, both transitive (Mary fucked John) and intransitive
(John was fucked by Mary). It can be an action verb (John really gives a
fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary
is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an
interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used
as a conjunction (John is ugly, fuck, he's also stupid). As you can see,
there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word
"fuck."

Who the hell is this Mary chick and what's she doin w/ my hubby?????

Posted by: Scotty the Body

Originally posted by Mudge
I have that as an MP3, classic.

I don't have it but I've heard it, damn it makes me laugh everytime I hear it. Anyone have a link to it???

Posted by: Erilaya

Love that FUQ'N word!
Eri'

Posted by: naturaltan

Originally posted by butterfly

Who the hell is this Mary chick and what's she doin w/ my hubby?????

... I think you know, Fade, better get that "I was workin' late explanation polished up"

Posted by: david

I've heard this as well on wav file. Very COOL!

Posted by: Mudge

I'd say search for F#CK on KaZaA but that would probably pull up some other stuff

Actually it might work, Audio > F#CK, if not I can put it up sometime.

Posted by: Scotty the Body

I found the link:
http://www.slonet.org/~rloomis/f.wav
Enjoy

Posted by: Leslie

Yes, I heard it orginally but never found it again. AWESOME Scotty! That guys voice is perfect! LMAO

Posted by: kuso

Well I for one, am completely offended by the lack of respect you people have shown for those of us that don`t like hearing such harsh language!!

Posted by: tidalwaverus

#23 question,"who gives a FUCK"?

Posted by: THEUNIT(XXL)

Originally Posted by butterfly

Who the hell is this Mary chick and what's she doin w/ my hubby?????

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