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Posted by: DaMayor

Wasn't there a discussion at one time about having some sort of sub-forum for lifters 40 or older? I just happened to notice another "magazine" regularly featured BB's et al who were @ or over 40 years of age. Besides, AlBob needs someone he can mentor.



Posted by: I Are Baboon

Heh, an AARP bodybuilding forum. Folks can discuss how many Depends they wear while they lift.


<--- not too far away myself



Posted by: DaMayor

You shouldn't belittle Albob that way...besides, he doesn't wear Depends. Being retired military, he opted for these.



Easier to get tucked under his.




I just thought the rest of us, normal, well adjusted, bladder controlling adults might benefit from the ever changing physiological conditions/challenges of weight training. Anything other than "Dude! How'd ya get like all buff and junk, yo!?"...."Muscle Milk rocks, Bro...my bi's are like, 8 freakin' inches!"



Posted by: maniclion

What the fuck is this, an episode of Men of a Certain Age?

Please do make a forum so we don't have to listen to Albob talk about catching his loose saggy ball skin in his velcro shoe straps again....



Posted by: DaMayor

Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
Please do make a forum so we don't have to listen to Albob talk about catching his loose saggy ball skin in his velcro shoe straps again....

Please, don't ever offer this mental image again.



Posted by: maniclion

Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
Please, don't ever offer this mental image again.
I'm sorry, I forget you old guys hate to be reminded of your day to day incidents. You'd rather just senility erase it so it can be a new excitement for the next day.....



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
What the fuck is this, an episode of Men of a Certain Age?

Please do make a forum so we don't have to listen to Albob talk about catching his loose saggy ball skin in his velcro shoe straps again....
You asshole, it was a nipple that got caught in my zipper. And IF you ever reach my age you'll realize just how UNfunny somthing like that can be. I've got half a mind to come over there and kick your sorry little ass.








But the nurse is here with my prune juice and telling me it's nap time.



Posted by: Perdido

Quote Originally Posted by I Are Baboon View Post
Heh, an AARP bodybuilding forum
I love whipping out my AARP card and getting those discounts on everything!



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote Originally Posted by rahaas View Post
I love whipping out my AARP card and getting those discounts on everything!

Oh man, when you use the words "whipping out my" in a sentence around here, you're just ASKING for trouble.



Posted by: DaMayor

Out of fairness, and since he is much older than I, I will reserve all comment for another time.



Posted by: Perdido

Lett'em rip. I'm a big boy



Posted by: DaMayor

Quote Originally Posted by rahaas View Post
Lett'em rip. I'm a big boy
That was worse than the first one, lol!



Posted by: maniclion

Quote Originally Posted by ALBOB View Post
You asshole, it was a nipple that got caught in my zipper. And IF you ever reach my age you'll realize just how UNfunny somthing like that can be. I've got half a mind to come over there and kick your sorry little ass.








But the nurse is here with my prune juice and telling me it's nap time.
As you start to doze off staring into the effervescence of your teeth in the glass of polident keep in mind that I will never be old....my retirement plan is similar to Jim Morrisons...drink myself retarded and die in the bath tub, after I get my poetry published....



Posted by: DaMayor

Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
As you start to doze off staring into the effervescence of your teeth in the glass of polident keep in mind that I will never be old....my retirement plan is similar to Jim Morrisons...drink myself retarded and die in the bath tub, after I get my poetry published....
Well, you've achieved objective no. one, anyway.



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
Well, you've achieved objective no. one, anyway.
Without even taking a sip.



Posted by: maniclion

That's why they stuck me in here with you's guys...



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