Originally Posted by
Mudge
A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was
different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks
over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw
the
shows each week and began to understand how the
magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in middle
of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding theflowers
under the table." "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The
magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the
captain's parrot. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician
found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate
would
have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred but did not
utter
a word. This went on for one day and then another.
On the third day, the parrot could not hold back any longer: "OK, I give
up.
Where's the fucking ship?
