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Posted by: MrRockstar

Starting a new band, garage punk (the real kind), and rock. I write pretty decent lyrics, but my Lead singer is a fucking lyrical genius.....Anyone got any ideas? I've come up with a few but none are that great.

Posted by: Hoglander

Toad Sucking Zombies

Posted by: MrRockstar

Wow not bad! I like the ring it has to it! Thats gona be hard to beat. Nice 1st response.

Posted by: Little Wing

we need to hear a song first.

Posted by: maniclion

Splooge Malooge and the Knuckle Babies

Posted by: theCaptn'

well, you cant have Capt Rich Arund and the LHJO's

Posted by: rippednmichigan

Originally Posted by maniclion

Splooge Malooge and the Knuckle Babies

^^this

Posted by: theCaptn'

^l^^ lol @ Force Of Green labs . . is Kyle out of jail yet?

Posted by: rippednmichigan

Originally Posted by CaptRichArund

^l^^ lol @ Force Of Green labs . . is Kyle out of jail yet?

I don't have any thing to do with that guy, I put that i nmy sig when I first started repping for him and now they changed the rules here and I can't change my sig till I hit a certain amount of post. So I'm whoring it up so I can change it. And it doesn't surprise me that he's in jail. I rep for LG Sciences now by the way.

Posted by: theCaptn'

. . hmm . . sure. A likely story. I guess we'll have to take your word on that

Posted by: rippednmichigan

Originally Posted by CaptRichArund

. . hmm . . sure. A likely story. I guess we'll have to take your word on that

He gave me the run around just like every one else, I was the first rep to split. I couldn't take his lies and crap any more. Worthless is an understatement. Sorry for the thread hi-jack

Posted by: DOMS

Maximum Gazhole

Posted by: DaMayor

DaMayor.

Posted by: ALBOB

Since it doesn't look like I'll ever form a rock band of my own, I'll go ahead and give you the name I would have used: NOVA

Your first album could be named: Explodes

When you put out a greatest hits album it could be named: Super NOVA

Posted by: brk_nemesis

The Human Magic Markers.

Posted by: DaMayor

I didn't think punk even existed anymore.

You sure you guys aren't just a bunch of energetic guys with limited talent and good lyrics?

Our old band name...Tequila Bongwater

or maybe...

AnarChasm
Spentatonic
Free Barbeque (crowd hooker on the marquis)

uh......

Posted by: KelJu

The Hairy Scrotums

Posted by: I Are Baboon

CORNHOLE. All capital letters.

Posted by: brk_nemesis

Koochie Juice

Posted by: Doublebase

Digital Underpants

Posted by: DaMayor

Originally Posted by Geared Jesus

The Not Bigs

Mass Atrophy
The Sphinctors
Big Back Grips
The Lunge Monkies
Just Squat
The Posers

?

Posted by: maniclion

Spunk Fart and the Queef Sniff Paraplegics

Posted by: MrRockstar

Originally Posted by CaptRichArund

well, you cant have Capt Rich Arund and the LHJO's

this is actually a pretty sweet name....and little wing we're gona practice alot more together before we record and put our music on youtube or anything just for people to tell us how bad we suck, but as soon as we get our sound better I'll post a link.

Posted by: MrRockstar

I can almost guarantee the name will come from this page, really great ideas... thanks!

Posted by: MrRockstar

Originally Posted by DaMayor

I didn't think punk even existed anymore.

You sure you guys aren't just a bunch of energetic guys with limited talent and good lyrics?

Our old band name...Tequila Bongwater

or maybe...

AnarChasm
Spentatonic
Free Barbeque (crowd hooker on the marquis)

uh......

free barbecue LMAO thats awesome... we are energetic, with limitied talent and good lyrics lol but we're also aiming to sing mostly real punk on purpose.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally Posted by MrRockstar

real punk

An alternate definition of punk is some lame ass kid who desperately needs to get his ass kicked. With that in mind, you should name your band Scott Farkus.

Posted by: SilentBob187

SARM
Swift Kick
Lunge Spotters
The Curl Rack
Jacked & Tan
Sandbag Weightlifting
Tennessee Titty Twister
My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long
P-Rips and Merlot

Posted by: sprayherup

The Placebos

Posted by: maniclion

Milk Dud And the Butt Nuggets

Jizz Lob Socialites

Knights Who Say ______ (then you make up a word every time you say your name, never the same twice)

Nocturnal Missions and the Pajama Bottom Nightmare

Posted by: MrRockstar

No reason to be sorry lol the inspiration all these names are giving me is killing the creativity block I had before. Thanks

Posted by: MrRockstar

I've been writing these gems down with others they made me think of. Cant wait to see what the guys think. Yaw have been alot of help.

Posted by: MrRockstar

So far my favorites are:
the not Bigs
The Knights who say_____
Human magic markers
Splooge malooge and the knuckle babies
toad sucking zombies
"The Knights who say___" and "the not bigs" are pretty close for the #1 spot in my opinion with The knights who say____ in the lead by a little. I like the idea of saying somthing new everytime we play. I would have to make it clear that the last word wasnt part of the name.....that could easily confuse people....but I really like the concept.
Thanks for all your contributions they are all really awesome, now its time for them to go to friends and band members for the deciding opinions. I'll probably put a poll up here if I can.

Posted by: maniclion

Anal Prayer Beads

Guardians Of Disgust (G.O.D)

Mine's Bigger

Surrendered Sanity

Posted by: maniclion

Originally Posted by MrRockstar

So far my favorites are:
the not Bigs
The Knights who say_____
Human magic markers
Splooge malooge and the knuckle babies
toad sucking zombies
"The Knights who say___" and "the not bigs" are pretty close for the #1 spot in my opinion with The knights who say____ in the lead by a little. I like the idea of saying somthing new everytime we play. I would have to make it clear that the last word wasnt part of the name.....that could easily confuse people....but I really like the concept.
Thanks for all your contributions they are all really awesome, now its time for them to go to friends and band members for the deciding opinions. I'll probably put a poll up here if I can.

You can use my suggestions only after you bring me a shrubbery, a rubbery shrubbery

Posted by: maniclion

A loverly, Rubbery Shrubbery

Posted by: brk_nemesis

Me and your wife.

^ for the win... simple, yet elegant.

Posted by: dave 236

Peter & the foreskins

Posted by: DaMayor

Albob and the throbbing knobs

Chaos Quack
Black Brogans
Dirty Needle
The Snots
Obamarama
Burning Congress
Anti-establishment Gents
Snatch Clean and the Jerk
The Disinfectants
Hot Beer
Heinous Anus
Stage Rage
Oil Slick Surfers

gimme a minute...

Posted by: theCaptn'

Mike and the Rapists

Titty McTitties and the Facials

Broken Glass and No Vasiline

German Shit Sandwiches

Michael Jackson & the Kiddy Fiddlers

. . recharging

Posted by: maniclion

Immaculate 132nd Trimester Abortion

Lockjaw and the Crotch Goblins

Who's Horny

Flaccid Nobles and the Harem Eunuchs

Rise of the Weird Reich

Snaggle Puss

Posted by: maniclion

Foxy Lady Confessional Hotline(House Calls for Carnal Sins)

Posted by: maniclion

League of Extra Ordinary Guys

Nymphologist Society

Posted by: theCaptn'

Fuck Knuckle & The McFists

Posted by: DaMayor

twat twisters

Posted by: theCaptn'

Sally Bukakke and the Tuck Betweens

Posted by: theCaptn'

Juliette and the Bucket-Fannied Trollops

Posted by: DaMayor

Twee Wankers

Posted by: maniclion

Jerk Booth Swabbies

Grabass for Charity

Piddler on the Roof

Rough Sex for Science

Sexcapades of Baron von Schtuper

Posted by: DaMayor

Three punks one cup.

Posted by: MrRockstar

Originally Posted by dave 236

Peter & the foreskins

What a coincidence.. the lead singers name is peter

Posted by: MrRockstar

I wish I could start like 8 bands and run more of these! "The Not So Bigs" was decided the winner after "Captain Reach Around And The Left Hand Jackoffs" was deamed fucking hillarious, but a little to long. I havent shown them any from these new ones yet.

Posted by: maniclion

Originally Posted by ALBOB

Since it doesn't look like I'll ever form a rock band of my own, I'll go ahead and give you the name I would have used: NOVA

Your first album could be named: Explodes

When you put out a greatest hits album it could be named: Super NOVA

Then we'd have the Tribute Album:He Alway's Said NOVA Gina For Me, Thanks

Posted by: maniclion

Lunk Alarm Violators

Posted by: maniclion

The Cottonball Marauders

after this incident...

Posted by: Dark Geared God

Originally Posted by maniclion

The Cottonball Marauders

after this incident...

I don't get it cotton balls? because they are white.

Posted by: theCaptn'

Anus McStinky and the Rectal Prolapses

Posted by: Dark Geared God

Originally Posted by Geared Jesus

because black slaves were originally used to pick cotton.

GICH!

AH i should have known that.. but that is another story

Posted by: Little Wing

i was going to say Snot but DaMayor said The Snots.

Posted by: Little Wing

Gunga Din

Posted by: Dark Geared God

Huh oh

Posted by: Dark Geared God

fist full of assholes

Posted by: theCaptn'

Frank Fuckface and the Scat Eaters

Posted by: theCaptn'

Joan Crawford's Cunt Explorers

Posted by: theCaptn'

The Anus Whisperers . . . .

Posted by: maniclion

Originally Posted by Little Wing

i was going to say Snot but DaMayor said The Snots.

Snot was a band, decent too, the singer had a voice but he died with his dog in a car crash...

Great lyrics too:
Now could we just be
Bred to kill or DIE

There's got to be something else
All the blame I place on myself
Behind tired eyes
The demon's stir
The tears go uncried

His death inspired this song, very powerful....

YouTube Video

Posted by: sprayherup

The Blumpkins

Posted by: DaMayor

The Skidmarks

Posted by: brk_nemesis

salad fingers

swamp-ass

A toothless carnie

Posted by: theCaptn'

Gaping Anus and the Rectal Prolaspes

Posted by: DaMayor

The Speculums

Posted by: DaMayor

Butt Plug Buffers

Posted by: theCaptn'

Anusol and the Dangleberries

Posted by: SilentBob187

Lobster Bisque

Gulag Residents

Shitkickers International

Peter and The Pink Socks

Bad Anal

GICH

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Devilish Hams

Pork Loin and the Asparagas Tips

Aromatic Urinal

The Pink Wet Pucks (Sometimes were Blue)

Porcilain Gods

Jesus cant open a beer bottle

Hot Yellow Fever

H1N1 and the SARS riders

Lap Dance Singles

Mo Money and the Change

Pants Down and the Internets

Douchebaggins and the Shires

==============

See how I free-associated that shit!?

Posted by: Little Wing

Originally Posted by maniclion

YouTube Video

smartypants.

yea, it's a cool name for a band.

Posted by: Little Wing

balls deep.

Posted by: sprayherup

Creampie Machine

Posted by: Little Wing

sprayerup is a good band name

Posted by: MCx2

Help me pick it

Posted by: maniclion

Taint Lickers Anonymous

Gash

Locker Room Sword Fight

Posted by: Little Wing

snuff

Posted by: maniclion

Goldtoofed Goobers

YoYo and the Sup Dawgs

Saggy Britches and the Potato Sack Runaways

No ¢'s and The 5ft Toughies

Names inspired by the 5 micronesian gangstas who just came in about a cig. plug inverter to play video games while they cruise for ho's in their beat down Honda.....

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Originally Posted by maniclion

YoYo and the Sup Dawgs

UPDOG

Posted by: theCaptn'

the smell my fingers

the far kings

wayne king & the reacharounds

scat eaters international

Posted by: theCaptn'

Originally Posted by Little Wing

snuff

lol. what about The Snuff Fluffers?

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Savage Hankys

Elite Corp Punk

Punkee Brew Stir

Skamahnaytah
(I'll be back)...
SKAnklebak

Cafe Racer(s) alt: Cafe Razors

Rock-A-Billshoot House

Big Boy Haircuts

Mohawk Horses

Dead Bono's (sonny)

Wreeking Havoks

Roundabout Speaking

Cheshire and the Cats (were all about the pussy)

Queens English

God, Shavethe queen

I wanna be sed'hated

RHE'fouktard

Posted by: Hoglander

Butt Burglar and The Squirts

Fudge and The Packers

Shaft and The Throat Guppies

Posted by: The Monkey Man

(Based on a true story)

Sesame Seed and the Balloon Knots

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Creampye-Overflow

(kinda creepy)

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Sand Lot and the Smalls

URKillinmeesmalls

Posted by: theCaptn'

lol @ ewe kunts :P

Posted by: theCaptn'

Mike Hunt and the Discharges

Posted by: Hoglander

Mr Bean and the Blue Flames

Posted by: KelJu

Originally Posted by Geared Jesus

The Not Bigs

Posted by: DaMayor

Knotted Thong
Butt Flossers
King Thong
Thong-a-rama
Soily Ass Sweat
Whackin' Jack and the Butt Cracks
Tool Boxers
The Fishsticks
Rancid Pizza
Pitman's Pimp

Posted by: maniclion

Pudding Surprise
In Your End Oh! or for Gaz In Ewes End Oh!
Chubby Munchkin and the Lollipop Guild
Hairy Gyro Slayers

Posted by: sprayherup

Raging Hemorrhoids
She Smells Like Tuna
Dick Dingleberries

Posted by: Glycomann

Originally Posted by MrRockstar

Starting a new band, garage punk (the real kind), and rock. I write pretty decent lyrics, but my Lead singer is a fucking lyrical genius.....Anyone got any ideas? I've come up with a few but none are that great.

How about Jagged Tear.

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