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Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Ok, I know this happens to everyone, but its just really funny when your 21 y/o bf goes limp and freaks!

Nothing wrong with him.. but it was a great laugh.. hasnt happened since, but I still giggle when he tries to get into the mood without fookin it up

I know I shouldn't laugh at other peoples misfortunes, but I can't help it!

Posted by: CRASHMAN

hahahahahaha see a real man like me you wouldn't have taht problem

Posted by: CRASHMAN

day later still laughin

Posted by: Prince

the worst thing you could do to a guy is laugh at such a thing.

Posted by: CRASHMAN

but it's alright for people who read this right?

Posted by: bigss75

Call him broke penis like the new guy.

Posted by: CRASHMAN

broke dick, broke dick, broke dick

Posted by: Phobia

That's harsh...
:sad:

Posted by: CRASHMAN

THATS FUNNY

Posted by: seyone

Originally posted by Prince

the worst thing you could do to a guy is laugh at such a thing.

sounds like you're speaking from experience Prince, trouble getting it up huh?

Posted by: I Are Baboon

Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
Ok, I know this happens to everyone, but its just really funny when your 21 y/o bf goes limp and freaks!

Nothing wrong with him.. but it was a great laugh.. hasnt happened since, but I still giggle when he tries to get into the mood without fookin it up

I know I shouldn't laugh at other peoples misfortunes, but I can't help it!

I suppose you are the kind of girl that laughs at man if he isn't ten inches long. How would you like getting laughed at for being dryer than the Sahara desert?

Note: I have not had said problem.

Posted by: Mudge

Sex is supposed to be intimate and sensative, I think thats a bit of a cruel reaction, frankly relationship scarring for some people.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
Ok, I know this happens to everyone

Never happened to me.

Posted by: Leslie

I know I shouldn't laugh at other peoples misfortunes, but I can't help it!

I suppose your BF would find it real funny that you posted his embarassment for all of us to snicker at. Its bad enough you laugh at him! BE NICE!

although that is kinda funny.....

Posted by: w8lifter

Originally posted by Mudge
Sex is supposed to be intimate and sensative, I think thats a bit of a cruel reaction, frankly relationship scarring for some people.

I agree

Posted by: Tank316

Originally posted by w8lifter

I agree

pornal princess, thats sweet.

Posted by: Tank316

now tell the truth.

Posted by: w8lifter

Well, if he laughed I wouldn't be able to not join, but, I'd never actually make fun of someone in that situation...I can be pornal and still be sweet

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by w8lifter I CAN be pornal and still be sweet

Unfortunately for mmafiter she choses not to be.

Posted by: Trap-isaurus

Up here in Canada that only happens after drinking a large bottle of liquor. It is kindly reffered to as "Whisky Dick".

Posted by: MtnBikerChk

Originally posted by BjUaFyF
Up here in Canada that only happens after drinking a large bottle of liquor. It is kindly reffered to as "Whisky Dick".

no, here whisky dick is when you can go all night cuz you can't blow your load.

Posted by: Dr. Pain

Is that from the "Dick Owner's Manual?"

Posted by: Mudge

Whisky Dick LoL... I didn't get one of those manual thingies

Posted by: Trap-isaurus

Originally posted by Dr. Pain
Is that from the "Dick Owner's Manual?"

yeah, page eight paragraph three, it's in the "trouble shooting your penis section" (ha im the funniest person
I know)

Posted by: Burner02

...and you are an audience of ONE!

Posted by: Trap-isaurus

Originally posted by Burner02
...and you are an audience of ONE!

lmao......one is better than none i suppose!!

Posted by: Burner02

it's a start!

Posted by: coleman

Originally posted by BjUaFyF
Up here in Canada that only happens after drinking a large bottle of liquor. It is kindly reffered to as "Whisky Dick".

Over here in Queensland, Australia...we have this beer called XXXX...so limp dick is called the Fourex flop.

Posted by: Nobody

That happend to me once, and I had to pause a few seconds - the girl was looking a little surprised - and then, to dredge up whal little pride I had, I did the usual Nobody's a Smartass Response -

"I'm sorry. What were we doing, again?"

She did, after all, crack a smile.

Posted by: Trap-isaurus

Originally posted by coleman

Over here in Queensland, Australia...we have this beer called XXXX...so limp dick is called the Fourex flop.

lmao, That's f*$%ing hilarious!

Posted by: Burner02

""I'm sorry. What were we doing, again?""

**quick thinking on yur fe...knees!

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

WAIT!!

I guess I worded that a lil wrong... I didn't laugh on the spot like that.. I was sensitive to the fact that it had nothing to do with him, and shyt happens to everyone.

But when I do think back on it, it does make me laugh cause I can still remember HIS reaction to the situation, I just didnt expect him to freak like that. Meh....

Posted by: ALBOB

You never mentioned YOUR part in this little scenario. What did you do to try and help the poor guy?

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Well I talked with him and told him it's ok and happens to everyone. Didn't seem like it helped much but I hope it did.

Posted by: ALBOB

Yeah, yeah, yeah...........Unless it was sex talk you'd have been better off using your tongue for other purposes. You make the guy feel better by making him FEEL BETTER.

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Yah.. right.

It wasn't exactly the time or the place.. It's not like I was all fine about this and it didn't effect me at all. I felt just as bad as he did, because of his reaction.

Wouldn't that be a way of me saying get it up and stay up.., I mean that would make him feel worse if he couldn't get it up again?

Posted by: ALBOB

Oh crap, you're taking this seriously. I was just trying to get a "rise" out of you. Fine, you want to be serious? I can do that too. Looking at the whole situation I'd say you did exactly the right thing. (Maybe not telling a bunch of perverts like us you were secretly laughing at him, but that's another story.) Anyway, I assume you tried to "help" him with his "little problem" and then, when that didn't work, you tried to make him feel better by talking it over with him and telling him it was OK. What more could a guy ask for? You're sexy and sweet and he's a lucky guy.

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

LOL, well it's hard to tell whether people are being serious online as you cannot see their expressions.
And thanks for the confidence.. seems as if it's the only part of confidence I have gotten all day from the board.

Posted by: ALBOB

Yeah well, you know you can count on me when it really matters. Do me a favor though, next time you're feeling down send me a PM. I wouldn't want the perverts on here to think I was actually a decent human being. I've worked hard to establish my reputation around here.

Posted by: Dero

And we won't go there...

Posted by: Trap-isaurus

Originally posted by I Are Baboon

I suppose you are the kind of girl that laughs at man if he isn't ten inches long. How would you like getting laughed at for being dryer than the Sahara desert?

Note: I have not had said problem.

Actually the fairer sex would probably have grounds to laugh at us if they were dry, obviously not doing something right!!

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Thanks Albob, as much as I have heard this one said so many times, it still means so much to me that there are people out there that want to help in an emotional way for me.

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