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Posted by: david

It's a poll... it's a poll!

See the pic, take your pick in the poll.... commented as you wish!

Arrrh (Idiot sailor from the Simpson's)

Posted by: david

It took me ten years to crop this so that it fits!

Posted by: butterfly

I got that pic in an email today... but it was titled

"Why we don't have company picnics anymore"

Posted by: seyone

that is a good title for it butterfly
if i could vote I would vote "Next Date idea (Crashman--- hint.. hint!)"

Posted by: david

I had a worse picture of someone else but I know that it would not be allowed! Oh well, I'm going to try it right now!

Posted by: CRASHMAN

THANK YOU! for the hiint and tomorrow just happens to be friday

Posted by: david

Beer Beer Everywhere even in her Underwear!

Posted by: CRASHMAN

i need to find a place where i can get drunk too and not have to drive

Posted by: david

a motel! No money? Tell the owner that he's allowed to put a cup up to the door and listen for free!

Pitch a tent in your friend's back yard and tell him that he/she can listen. Wait, if the she is a hottie, then she can join in!

Posted by: CRASHMAN

hahahahahahaha hmmm maybe

Posted by: david

trust me! Motels love teens cumming in to their motels! Whoops, I meant coming

Posted by: CRASHMAN

how do i propose this idea to the girlfriend?

Posted by: david

Originally posted by CRASHMAN
how do i propose this idea to the girlfriend?

First, do you have any money on you?

Posted by: david

If so, celebrate your B-day and have lots to drink (you) (not to drunk though!)

Then, suggest a place as described (motel) or do you have an apt. (not sharing with)?

Now, continue drinking, tell her all the good stuff, get really queer (intimate but don't be too intimate!) with her. Tell her that you really appreciate her spending time on YOUR B-day (Because you REALLY do) and tell her a sappy line that she is really the best present ever! Then, just start going at it!

Be sure to tell us all about it!
(Being Pornal is ACCEPTABLE! W8 encourages it! Also, Dino is climbing the ranks fast with her pornality

)

Posted by: CRASHMAN

holy shit! thats a good ass idea!

Posted by: CRASHMAN

i'm so tryin that and usin those lines

Posted by: CRASHMAN

actully i'm going to start a whole thread where people giveme their sappy love lines

Posted by: I Are Baboon

Ugly chick, but is that a bottle of MAGIC HAT I see on the far left???

Posted by: Scotty the Body

Yeah, I'll take the booze, I love fun women but thats jut a little to much.

Posted by: ZECH

Originally posted by Scotty the Body
Yeah, I'll take the booze, I love fun women but thats jut a little to much.

Yep..............can you spell T-R-A-I-N? Someone had some fun.....

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by davidjasondean
It took me ten years to crop this so that it fits!

It could have taken you ten seconds to link to the thread I posted "Sosunni's Priceless Moment".

Sorry DJD, just had to give you a little shit.

To IAB, Scotty and dg806: You guys are sooooo full of shit your eyes are brown. With that much booze flying around you would have been just as drunk as her and thought she was the most beautiful woman on the planet.

I'm not proud, (as evidenced by the fact I hang around you people) I'd do her...............if I was drunk enough.

Posted by: irontime

Originally posted by ALBOB
I'd do her...............if I was drunk enough.

Not surprising

if you threw a wig on and looked in the mirror you'd probably try humping yourself.

Posted by: Crono1000

i'd do her... i just didn't know that was the question

Posted by: david

Nope, that was NOT the question!

Posted by: RedDragon

Wait a mintue....that's my ex! j/k

Posted by: seyone

damn, this is an old thread

Posted by: david

Ha ha.... someone found this old post I did!

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