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Posted by: ZECH
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out....”Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!”
Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong with the outhouse.”
Ma yells back, “Yes there is, now git out there and fix it.”
So......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t nuthin wrong with the outhouse!”
Ma replies, “Stick yur head in the hole!”
Pa yells back, “I ain’t stickin my head in that hole!”
Ma says, “Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix.”
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t nuthin wrong with this outhouse!”
Ma hollers back, “Now take your head out of the hole!”
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, “Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!”
To which Ma replies, “Hurt’s, don’t it?!”
Posted by: Mudge
Wow, are you filling in for David now? 
Posted by: ZECH
NAh!!! Just have some free time! Don't get that much with two kids!!
Posted by: david
yelling, “Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!”
To which Ma replies, “Hurt’s, don’t it?!” [/QUOTE]
Wow, talk about a DOUBLE WHAMMY with a lot of twists! 
I love this one! Ma needs to cut the woods down there!
Posted by: Scotty the Body
Posted by: sawheet
Somebody needs a butt waxing
Posted by: Jodi
Posted by: Burner02
I was just watching Austin Powers. The scene where Dr. Evil was talking about having his scrotum shaved was just on.
"Really, having one's scrotum shaved is quite bracing!"
I believe was the line.
Kind of reminded me of this joke
Posted by: Tough Old Man
DG tells jokes
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