Originally Posted by
maniclion
I was mistaken for Brad Pitt one Halloween. A friend of mine who has a flair for adventure and I had gone to Planet Hollywood in Waikiki for free drinks cause he knew all the bartenders, we'd dressed like 70's Disco Gigolos, I had these green nut hugger bell bottoms, I really nice tight fitting 70's button up shirt white with green pattern to match and platform shoes, back then my hair was a little long like Brad Pitts was at the time. As we came out to go bar hopping he decided it would be funny to have our other 2 friends dressed like The Men In Black to flank me and he ran next to me covering my face with his jacket, our girlfriends were behind us yelling "OMG, it's Brad Pitt!!!!" Conveniently a white stretched limo/taxi was stuck in traffic right in front unoccupied so we made a line straight to it. The crowd waiting outside went berserk, women were screaming I felt hand all over my ass and crotch, and my head, someone grabbed my arm, cameras were flashing like a bundle of firecrackers going off, someone tore my shirt I swear it was a dude. We jumped in the limo and sat their for the whole 30 minutes it took for him to make it to the next corner and speed away, as people stood outside trying to look in, we even had the driver believing I was Brad. It was fun but kind of terrifying how crazy people are about celebs....I have never freaked out about seeing someone famous....
I forgot that was the night me and him took viagra and walked down the street with our dicks out pretending they were just dildos, one girl said she had one just like mine at home under her bed...only on Halloween can you get away with something like that....later that night we took ecstasy and blacked out...
yes, srsly.
er, no. The guy is just too much!!!
sorry.
