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Posted by: mmafiter

"Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted"

"If your reading this, you going to have a rash on your ass."

"Here I sit tired and dirty hiding out until three thirty."

"OSHA regulation h143392843-987 requires that all feces longer than nine inches be lowered by hand into the recepticle."

"Here I sit my bowels a flexing giving birth to another Texan!"





Posted by: bigss75

Originally posted by mmafiter
"Here I sit my bowels a flexing giving birth to another Texan!"




Posted by: EarWax



Here is one I actually saw on the walls of a bathroom:

"If a man's brain were as big as his balls, there would be no writing on these walls."



Posted by: Muscle_Girl

LOL, wonder how well these will go in the Ladies Rest Room



Posted by: Mudge

Originally posted by mmafiter
OSHA regulation h143392843-987 requires that all feces longer than nine inches be lowered by hand into the recepticle."
Are you going to tell us that story again?



Posted by: mmafiter

Originally posted by Mudge


Are you going to tell us that story again?






Posted by: butterfly

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie"



Posted by: #1 stunner

here's one i saw:

If Pro is the opposite of Con, is PROgress the opposite of CONgress?



Posted by: lean_n_76er

I saw this one above a urinal...

"What are you looking here for... the joke is in your hand!"



Posted by: CRASHMAN

lmao! lean! ..................mmafiter i remeber that story of yours



Posted by: vellanator

Written on the ass gasket holder:

"Texas T-Shirts"

also:

"Republican Party Hats"

and:

"Polish Lobster Bibs"

Hey, it was on the bathroom wall - no political correctness training involved.



Posted by: V Player

Quote Originally Posted by mmafiter
"Here I sit my bowels a flexing giving birth to another Texan!"

That just hurts.....



Posted by: CRASHMAN

Quote Originally Posted by Metal V Player
That just hurts.....
i tought you were mexican



Posted by: V Player

Quote Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
i tought you were mexican
Yeah but Ive lived in Texas since I was a little vato, lol.


Er........I mean, since I was knee high to a grasshopper. I think thats how we're supposed to talk....



Posted by: min0 lee

He is a Texican



Posted by: V Player

Lmao!!!



Posted by: soonerdawg

I was just telling a friend the other day how nice it was to have something to read while using the port-a-jons around here. The newest addition:

Little Charity Tutt was a virgin but also a slut
She never let cox get into her box
But hundreds went up her butt.



Posted by: BoneCrusher

Quote Originally Posted by mmafiter
"Here I sit my bowels a flexing giving birth to another Texan!"
Your shit doesn't even ryhme there mmafiter ...



Posted by: John H.

Quote Originally Posted by Muscle_Girl
LOL, wonder how well these will go in the Ladies Rest Room
Hi Muscle,

I found out that WOMENS rest rooms have a LOT more writing on them BIGTIME then Mens.

And they have a lot more to say - and a lot of it is pretty raunchy...

Ask anyone who cleans a rest room for women...

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: ALBOB

Quote Originally Posted by Metal V Player
That just hurts.....
Yeah, the truth hurts, doesn't it?



Posted by: Little Wing

When all the shithouse poets die
There'll stand erected in the sky
In honor of their sterling wit
A monument of solid shit.



Posted by: soonerdawg

Anyone can piss on the floor

Be a hero, shit on the ceiling



Posted by: min0 lee

Quote Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Muscle,

I found out that WOMENS rest rooms have a LOT more writing on them BIGTIME then Mens.

And they have a lot more to say - and a lot of it is pretty raunchy...

Ask anyone who cleans a rest room for women...

Take Care, John H.

How did you gain access to the ladies bathroom?
You most have been dressed for the part.



Posted by: John H.

Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
How did you gain access to the ladies bathroom?
You most have been dressed for the part.
Hi minO,

Niced try. When I first started working I did odd jobs and one of those was as a custodian before I earned my crafts through education and working in them. I SAW for myself what Women are capable of. Hell they even climbed up on the sink and jumped up and down on them causing them to fall and crash on the floor. Or how about busting the toilets... Or smearing shit on the walls... I read what some wrote on the walls - hell when I was in the service in war I never heard men talk as some women seem to do... I thought I was experiencing something unusual so I asked others I knew of or knew others in the same situation and asked them and what I was told (their experiences) were very much the same...

It seems as if many women keep it pent up inside and let it out when they use their restrooms.

Probably one of the biggest surprises I had was when I went to bid on tearing down an old library building. A new one had been built to replace the old. On looking at the old structure to make a bid you look at the whole building to see if there are any potential problems that will affect your costs. One of the places I visited was the restrooms - the men's was totally lacking in any writing on the wall but the womens was covered with all kinds of things written everywhere....

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: min0 lee

Just joking John H. It's me being me,don't take it personal.
I see you have a friend here from BB.com.He has pissed off quite a few people here.



Posted by: John H.

Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
Just joking John H. It's me being me,don't take it personal.
I see you have a friend here from BB.com.He has pissed off quite a few people here.
Hi minO,

No problem!!! And you really didn't - I figured you were just... And that IS PERFECTLY FINE!!! Hey we all need to go craZy - the sooner the better off we all are...

The BB.com site can be very slanted and bigoted sorry to say and they certainly have closed minds... They throw many off for no apparent reason - I think the religious types rule that board.... I havea no problem with religion AS LONG AS IT HAS something TO DO WITH GOD sincerely and honestly and accurately...

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: thatguy

Quote Originally Posted by John H.
Hi minO,

Niced try. When I first started working I did odd jobs and one of those was as a custodian before I earned my crafts through education and working in them. I SAW for myself what Women are capable of. Hell they even climbed up on the sink and jumped up and down on them causing them to fall and crash on the floor. Or how about busting the toilets... Or smearing shit on the walls... I read what some wrote on the walls - hell when I was in the service in war I never heard men talk as some women seem to do... I thought I was experiencing something unusual so I asked others I knew of or knew others in the same situation and asked them and what I was told (their experiences) were very much the same...

It seems as if many women keep it pent up inside and let it out when they use their restrooms.

Probably one of the biggest surprises I had was when I went to bid on tearing down an old library building. A new one had been built to replace the old. On looking at the old structure to make a bid you look at the whole building to see if there are any potential problems that will affect your costs. One of the places I visited was the restrooms - the men's was totally lacking in any writing on the wall but the womens was covered with all kinds of things written everywhere....

Take Care, John H.
I though you were a farmer?



Posted by: min0 lee

Quote Originally Posted by John H.
Hi minO,

No problem!!! And you really didn't - I figured you were just... And that IS PERFECTLY FINE!!!

A what? Don't believe the rumors, the reports of me being a drag queen are greatly exaggerated.
I am straight person but I have no bigotry toward anyone.



Posted by: John H.

Quote Originally Posted by thatguy
I though you were a farmer?
Hi Thatguy,

Yes I am a farmer (and I own my farm) and I also work construction. The maintenance job I had was when I was just starting out when a teen and was only for temporary work until I started school for Agriculture and for the Apprentice training...

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: John H.

Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
A what? Don't believe the rumors, the reports of me being a drag queen are greatly exaggerated.
I am straight person but I have no bigotry toward anyone.
Hi minO,

No, I just meant I figured you were just joking...

(The thought of you as a "drag queen" never even crossed my mind nor did I ever think you were - hardly...)

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: maniclion

Quote Originally Posted by John H.
Hi minO,

No, I just meant I figured you were just joking...

(The thought of you as a "drag queen" never even crossed my mind nor did I ever think you were - hardly...)

Take Care, John H.
Did John H. just make two posts without capitalizing unnecessarily? Whats going on in this forum?



Posted by: Spitfire

Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
He is a Texican
LOL nice



Posted by: Chain Link

Womens Bathroom Stall-

My husband is a controlling obsessive freak, he follows me everywhere.

~~~~No I dont.



Posted by: rantheman

1. beware of gay limbo dancers
2. anyone know a cure for crabs?



Posted by: BoneCrusher

Quote Originally Posted by Chain Link
Womens Bathroom Stall-

My husband is a controlling obsessive freak, he follows me everywhere.

~~~~No I dont.




Posted by: John H.

Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
Did John H. just make two posts without capitalizing unnecessarily? Whats going on in this forum?
Hi Maniclion,

I hate capitals too. It does take more effort. I use them for emphasis in meaning of what I am saying. How's it going?

Do you have early warning for Tsunami's in Hawaii? Just wondered... I just heard the more prosperous nations of the world are now going to "install" early warning systems around the world especially for less fortunate countries. A good idea and certainly is an ounce of pervention that will save a pound of cure... At least people will have some kind of warning so they can run to higher ground...

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: maniclion

Of course we have early warning for tsunami's, don't you think Uncle Sam want's to keep the ship's in Pearl Harbor safe? Not to mention Hickham Airforce Base, K-Bay Marine Base, etc.



Posted by: John H.

Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
Of course we have early warning for tsunami's, don't you think Uncle Sam want's to keep the ship's in Pearl Harbor safe? Not to mention Hickham Airforce Base, K-Bay Marine Base, etc.
Hi Maniclion,

I would hope so but...

I thought there was such a system but I was just asking to be sure. I never automatically think "Uncle Sam" will do something that makes sense or is a good idea...

Take Care, John H.



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