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Posted by: bulldogz

Just wondering if anyone else has had the same feeling or situation.

I know that hormones are raging and crazy at this point for her, but it seems it's just with me, when she's around her freinds and family she is all smiles and happy...but with me she's like disgusted or annoyed with me for some reason...

Anyone else have or had this or have any advise or pointers for me..cuz my patients running out quick..

Posted by: Captdick

its normal

Posted by: DOMS

A lot, but not all, pregnant women go functionally insane. It's like PMS to the Bitch power. Keep in mind, you're the one that got her pregnant. She hasn't forgotten that.

Posted by: blazeftp

She mad you lied about the condom.....

Posted by: D-Lats

Dude it's normal. Oh ya and it doesn't end when the kid comes out either bro. It's been 10 months and my girl still has mments where I think she would stab me because I dropped my shaker cup at 6 am and might wake up the baby! I feel for you dude

Posted by: bulldogz

Good one blaze..lol...

Thanks fellas...this shit has me stressed...I can't imagine what she is going thru...but damn this fvckin sucks...don't even know if we'll ever have sex again..wtf..

Posted by: DOMS

Originally Posted by bulldogz

I can't imagine what she is going thru

What she's going through is fraction of what you're going to go through.

Posted by: bio-chem

Originally Posted by DOMS

A lot, but not all, pregnant women go functionally insane. It's like PMS to the Bitch power. Keep in mind, you're the one that got her pregnant. She hasn't forgotten that.

Posted by: bio-chem

Originally Posted by bulldogz

Just wondering if anyone else has had the same feeling or situation.

I know that hormones are raging and crazy at this point for her, but it seems it's just with me, when she's around her freinds and family she is all smiles and happy...but with me she's like disgusted or annoyed with me for some reason...

Anyone else have or had this or have any advise or pointers for me..cuz my patients running out quick..

you sure its your kid?

Posted by: ROID

Women are a whole different kind of crazy no matter what the situation.

A man and women's thought processes are so different. I'll never understand them.

Posted by: ROID

Originally Posted by bio-chem

you sure its your kid?

ha, might be time to check. Be some bad news for him if it is, she will take bitch to a whole new level.

lol

A friend of mine was complaining that her and her boyfriend only had sex one time in 7 months and she got pregnant.He was a drug addict so that is why they didnt have sex often. I didnt think nothing about it until the child grew a little older. The little boy has red hair and very light complected. The father is neither. The mother worked for a red headed light complected guy and quit her job around the time she got pregnant.

Interesting....

Posted by: DOMS

Originally Posted by bio-chem

you sure its your kid?

That reminds me of something Tosh said (written from memory): "I found out my girlfriend is pregnant. Some guys are hoping for a boy, others for a girl. Me? I'm hoping it's black."

Posted by: DOMS

Originally Posted by ROID

Women are a whole different kind of crazy no matter what the situation.

A man and women's thought processes are so different. I'll never understand them.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ROID again.

Posted by: GearsMcGilf

WTF's up with all these pregnant girlfriends? If you can afford a gym membership and a tub of whey, seems like you could buy some fukkin birth control. She's just prolly just pissed because you were too lazy to pull out.

Posted by: mich29

Originally Posted by Captdick

its normal

this pretty much and it will get worse and then the kid comes and then it gets worth again.but in the end its all worth it man.hang in there bro.

Posted by: vortrit

Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf

WTF's up with all these pregnant girlfriends? If you can afford a gym membership and a tub of whey, seems like you could buy some fukkin birth control. She's just prolly just pissed because you were too lazy to pull out.

Posted by: Big Pimpin

Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf

Not running enough test.

Posted by: sprayherup

This is when you LHJO on her face when she's sleeping. Glaze her up...repeat nightly.

GICH!

Posted by: Doublebase

You are having a baby out of wedlock? Shame on you.

Posted by: GearsMcGilf

At least you didn't get married. This arrangement is gonna save you a lot of $ when you finally decide to take a hike. Otherwise you'd have shelled out thousands for a D. Good planning. Well, sorta.

Posted by: Gena Marie

Originally Posted by bulldogz

It is very normal. The reason she is happy and smiles around her friends and not you, I feel, because i am the same way at times, is because you are safe. Maybe she feels she can take out her frustrations on you and you will stand by her side. Some times friends aren't quiet as forgiving. Maybe. Hang in there. Oh and when she is screaming that she hates you during the birth, no worries, she doesn't. She just wishes the baby was coming out of your man parts and not her woman parts.

Originally Posted by DOMS

That reminds me of something Tosh said (written from memory): "I found out my girlfriend is pregnant. Some guys are hoping for a boy, others for a girl. Me? I'm hoping it's black."

I love Tosh, he is great.

Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf

Right!

Posted by: DOMS

Originally Posted by Gena Marie

I love Tosh, he is great.

He has a new stand up coming out mid-March.

Posted by: Big Pimpin

Originally Posted by bulldogz

I think the world of my wife, but the fact is I will never be able to make her happy everyday of her life. Once you figure this out marriage isn't that big of a deal.

Wimmens are just wired funny and no schematic in the world will help you decipher them.

Posted by: Gena Marie

Originally Posted by DOMS

He has a new stand up coming out mid-March.

I think we missed him here

Posted by: Captdick

Originally Posted by bio-chem

you sure its your kid?

Funny

Posted by: IronAddict

You think this sux now! Bro, you've got 18 years of both of them despising you!

Posted by: ROID

I think it is time for you to move on. Tell her its been fun but you just don't think you are ready for the kind of commitment it takes to raise a child. Leave on a positive note by telling her you will be in touch when you feel like taking on a little more responsibility and that you are sure she will be a great mother.

Women shouldn't expect a man to just drop everything because she gets pregnant. God made a women more than capable of taking care of a child all by herself. We see examples of this in the animal kingdom all the time.

you're welcome.

Posted by: maniclion

Originally Posted by ROID

I think it is time for you to move on. Tell her its been fun but you just don't think you are ready for the kind of commitment it takes to raise a child. Leave on a positive note by telling her you will be in touch when you feel like taking on a little more responsibility and that you are sure she will be a great mother.

Women shouldn't expect a man to just drop everything because she gets pregnant. God made a women more than capable of taking care of a child all by herself. We see examples of this in the animal kingdom all the time.

you're welcome.

Red kangaroos can have one joey she is nursing but too big for her pouch, one in her pouch and one fertilized egg and still cross arid land without water for 10 days.....

And Little Wing can raise 2 amazing kids on her own while still being a hot milf....I mean all they need us for is to fertilize the seed, kill spiders and make sure there is meat at the store when they go to stock up...

Posted by: bulldogz

Originally Posted by bio-chem

you sure its your kid?

lol...yeah it's all mine bro!

Originally Posted by DOMS

That reminds me of something Tosh said (written from memory): "I found out my girlfriend is pregnant. Some guys are hoping for a boy, others for a girl. Me? I'm hoping it's black."

interesting...maybe it will be spanish...

...oh wait...I'm spanish...wtf!!

...

Thanks for all the replies...been talking to some other buddies that have kids and they are all sayin the same...thanks again!

Posted by: Captdick

Originally Posted by maniclion

Posted by: bio-chem

Originally Posted by bulldogz

lol...yeah it's all mine bro!

poor SOB

Posted by: Riding23

Those hormones are crazy man!

Posted by: bulldogz

Shit is not getting any better no matter what I do or try to do...

Posted by: Gena Marie

Hang in there man. That has got to suck. This is suppose to be a joyful time for you both.

Posted by: bio-chem

Originally Posted by Gena Marie

This is suppose to be a joyful time for you both.

you understand she is pregnant right?

Posted by: Gena Marie

In deed I do understand that she is pregnant. IDK if it was planned or not, but bringing a baby into the world is very special. I guess when I was younger, I thought differently, but now, to me, it would be very exciting

Posted by: bio-chem

Originally Posted by Gena Marie

In deed I do understand that she is pregnant. IDK if it was planned or not, but bringing a baby into the world is very special. I guess when I was younger, I thought differently, but now, to me, it would be very exciting

honestly i was just joking. I've been giving the original poster crap since the thread started. he has actually taken it really well and I like him for that.

Posted by: Gena Marie

Right on Bio. I just feel bad for the guy. What do you do in a situation like that? Maybe bitch slap some sense into her, IDK

Posted by: bio-chem

Originally Posted by Gena Marie

Right on Bio. I just feel bad for the guy. What do you do in a situation like that? Maybe bitch slap some sense into her, IDK

I'm not sure beating your pregnant girlfriend is the best solution, but i'm sure its one we've all thought about.

Posted by: D-Lats

Originally Posted by bio-chem

I'm not sure beating your pregnant girlfriend is the best solution, but i'm sure its one we've all thought about.

Lol yes we have.

Posted by: Gena Marie

Hey now, like I said before i am a lover not fighter. I didn't say beat, I sad bitch slap. Could be on the butt, she might even like it. lol

Posted by: bulldogz

Originally Posted by Gena Marie

Hang in there man. That has got to suck. This is suppose to be a joyful time for you both.

Thanks...and this is my thought exactly...should be great time to bring in a mini me into this world...but damn this shit is crazy...

Originally Posted by Gena Marie

Right on Bio. I just feel bad for the guy. What do you do in a situation like that? Maybe bitch slap some sense into her, IDK

bitch slap..

..I like that idea...

It wasn't planned but I am very excited about the whole thing since I'm 35 now and not gettin any younger...think it's about time for us...

Posted by: malfeasance

Wait until delivery time and post partum depression hits!

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