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Posted by: irontime

Had no idea where to put this, but here is the story.
My roomate started going out with a girl last week and he was fine. Then after they do the

he starts getting a sore throat. He told me that he went down on her and I started bugging the shit out of him that he probably ate some bad snatch. Then he wakes up this morning and his throat is bulging out and he could barely swallow or talk. He went to the doctor and he told him it was tonsilitus. Could he have actually gotten it from rotten sanchez?

Posted by: Fade

Maybe she had the clap.

You can get it orally.
* Burning in the throat (due to oral sex)
* Swollen glands (due to oral sex)

Posted by: irontime

oh man this is great, Every time I see him I can clap to make fun of him

So does that mean his tonsils can swell up from it?

Posted by: Fade

The clap is an infection so...it probably caused the tonsils to become inflamed.

He might want to tell his doctor about eat Mary Jane Rottencrotch so he can get the right antibiotic.

Posted by: irontime

He wanted to tell the doc about it but she was right there holding his hand. Damn that is nasty.

And it makes me damn glad I had them yanked as a kid

Posted by: naturaltan

is this the same friend who skipped out to see his ex?

Posted by: irontime

Nope, that one lives out of town now and hardly makes it up here. This one I see every day and can bug the shiat out of him for this

Posted by: Badger

Damn that had to be some bad snatch. I hope it was worth it to him. Give him a "clap" for all of us

Posted by: irontime

Already told him

Man did he start swearing when I left the room clapping

This is great.

Posted by: w8lifter

This thread is hilarious, lol.

Posted by: irontime

I should have a great post for you guys later. He's actually going to ask her when she was last checked and he's going to let her in on this new found info

Oh man is she ever going to hate me for bringing this up.

Posted by: cornfed

LOL...

Posted by: butterfly

Got an update???

This cracks me up

I even told my son this story as a warning to sleeping around

Posted by: irontime

Only update I have is that he has been taking his antibiotics and is doing a lot better. But he is seriously going to ask her when the last time she was checked as he does not want to go through this again. Damn I hope I'm around for this.

Posted by: irontime

Well he talked to her on the phone last night, and she wanted to come over to see him. he said that she couldn't because his throat was still sore and then out of the blue she snaps, "Well it isn't my fault!" hmmmmm

She seems a little defensive don't ya think?

Anyways, he's going to ask some of the girls on campus how he should best go about doing this.

And I told him to hurry up as he has a whole muscle chat site waiting to hear the response.

Posted by: irontime

Well he asked her (on the phone, smart boy eh?

) and wow, she denied it. Who seen that one comming

So I asked him what he was going to do about it and he told me that he was going to keep seeing her, but if she ever asked him to go down there again he is going to ask her if it's going to cost him another $100 to get better.

Posted by: cornfed

What's the world cumming to?

gotsa pay to go down?

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by irontime So I asked him what he was going to do about it and he told me that he was going to keep seeing her, but if she ever asked him to go down there again he is going to ask her if it's going to cost him another $100 to get better.

So what's his other option, stick his dick in her and end up pissing fire the next week? Jeeze, is your friend that hard up? Oh yeah, I guess he is if he has to resort to calling YOU a friend. Poor guy.

Posted by: irontime

Better than all the crabs that you have for friends

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oh ya, almost forgot, DIE!

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